Favorite bands :
Oh christ... Well... No not christ. Christian rock is fucking GAY and yes I know I've just contradicted my About Me section in more than one way. Sue me.
Green Day, Feeder, The Kooks, The Kinks, Snow Patrol, Keane, The Fratellis, Embrace, Linkin Park, Coldplay, The Clash, The Automatic, Blur, Pistols At Dawn, Gorillaz, Bloc Party, Fatboy Slim, The Killers, The Arctic Monkeys, Muse, Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, Franz Ferdinand, Jimi Hendrix, Dogs Die In Hot Cars, Lily Allen, Kasabian, Razorlight, Slick Rick, Jimmy Eat World, Pendulum, Rage Against The Machine, The Darkness, The Police, Eminem, Cypress Hill, Foo Fighters, My Chemical Romance, The Avalanches, Jamie T, Kamini, Towers Of London, Elbow, The Pigeon Detectives, Newton Faulkner, Hadouken!, The Subways, Natty, The Flight Of The Conchords, TAYER MAGGS (my girlfriend plays bass, sings and flutes like a pro =] )
Favorite guitarists :
John Frusciante, (not Slash, surprisingly), Russel Lissack, Andrew Stockdale, James Frost, David Gilmour, Tom Morello, Matt Bellamy
Favorite bassists :
Roger Waters, Flea, Mike Dirnt, Tim Commerford
Favorite books :
Fight Club, Understanding the 10 Dimensions, The Amber Spyglass, The Bone Collector, Fight Club, Rant, Mort
Favorite tv :
CSI Miami, Derren Brown: Trick Of The Mind, That Mitchell And Webb Look, Peep Show, Big Train, Flight Of The Conchords, Summer Heights High, Mighty Boosh, Fonejacker
Favorite movies :
Lucky Number Slevin, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Fight Club, Green Street, Pulp Fiction, Sin City, The Green Mile, Shawshank Redemption, Sixth Sense, Inside Man, The Boondock Saints, Wall.E, A Very Long Engagement
With greasy poker hair and a shit-eating grin, it’s a fucking wonder any girl would let you in.
Your voice is so familiar; yeah I’ve heard it all before… In movies set in London about gangsters and their wars.
You must think you’re godly, with delusions of grandeur. I guess that’s what you thought when you put your arms around her.
You must think we’re swooning over funny things you say, but you’re an ugly pasty bastard and I wish you’d go away.
Cause you’re a dick.
You’re a dick.
You’re dick and you make me quite sick.
You’re a dick.
You’re a dick.
You’re a dick, you should realise it.
Another guy I know who’d fit into this little slot, is big and bad and 10 foot tall and thinks he’s got the lot.
Abandoning his friends to go and suck up to a crowd, who’ll laugh at him and put him down when his talent runs out.
I tried to give him time to see the light and come back home, instead he said “I’ll write a song that’s really not my own”.
His eggs are in one basket and one day he’ll stumble down, his eyes will look up to the sky but I won’t be around.
Cause he’s a dick.
Yeah he’s a dick.
He’s a dick and he makes me quite sick.
He’s a dick.
He’s a dick.
He’s a dick, he should realise it.
And I couldn’t care less what you think is success.
You’re getting all wrong. I’m singing you this song
To inform you of something, you really need telling.
Have you listened so far? Do you know what you are?
And I couldn’t care less what you think is success.
You’re getting all wrong. I’m singing you this song,
To inform you of something, you really need telling.
Have you listened so far? Do you know what you are?
You’re a dick.
You’re a dick.
You’re dick and you make me quite sick.
You’re a dick.
You’re a dick.
You’re a dick, you should realise it
So my name's Jonny. It's not spelt with an 'H' because my full name's Jonathan and that wouldn't make any sense.
Feel free to check out my mp3s at your own leisure. Feedback (good and bad) is always hugely appreciated.
I love music, mostly rock/alternative/indie stuff but I really do try and keep my tastes and views open... As a result I've developed a taste for anything from African Tribal Music to 40s Jazz.
There's no such thing as a bad genre (although songs in that genre can of course be bloody awful) just a bad situation for that genre to be considered appropriate.
I've got a few guitars, all Yamaha with the exception of my Gibson Dark Fire. Saved for her since I was 10 and finally bit the bullet and bought her September 2009, just in time for my 19th birthday.
I used to be a Christian, and I have nothing against religion in general, it's a nice idea. I respect people who follow it devoutly. I just think that at the end of the day, it's a very flamboyant way of talking to your imaginary friend.
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