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You: I live in the countryside,
'cause I'm cool 
Stranger: Hmmz
You: Yorkshire
Stranger: Portsmouth here
Stranger: I used to drink yorkshire
tea
Stranger: Not nao though
You: I've never drunk Yorkshire
Tea
You: I feel guilty now...
You: =[
Stranger: Don't worry
Stranger: Look at Fosters
Stranger: Australia exports
their piss
Stranger: And don't drink it.
You: Mmmhhmmmm, Aussie piss
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: Age?
Stranger: inb4 underage?
You: I am not at the leisure to
disclose my current age due to a legally-binding contract with, erm... Jesus
Stranger: Aha.
Stranger: 18 here
You: I guess I can probably say
I'm sixteen then...
You: But then, maybe not!
You: Consider it unsaid!
Stranger: Might I add that you
are of great intellectual capacity for your age.
You: Why thank you =]
Stranger: =]
Stranger: Would you like to
break the bond of strangerhood?
You: Yes I would!
Stranger: Theres a number of
ways this can be conducted.
Stranger: One would be some
form of IM conduct
Stranger: MSN/XFIRE/SKYPE ect
You: Yes, I believe this would
be most appropriate
You: MSN for preference
Stranger: Inform me of your
address.
You: Of course, my good sir! It
is: lukas.martini@virgin.net
Stranger: Nice name.
You: I try =]
Me and him are now friends 
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