TheWickerMan666

Stranger: F5

Stranger: F5

You: IT WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE

Stranger: FUCK MAN

Stranger: Did you try F5?

You: Oh wait...

You: CTRL, ALT, DEL

Stranger: !!!

Stranger: END PROCESS

You: Phew

Stranger: imdeth.exe

Stranger: Shi-...

Stranger: That was close

You: BUT WHO WAS PHONE ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: <_<

Stranger: >_>

You: You?

You: You were phone?

Stranger: No...

Stranger: I accidently my whole phone last week

You: I am dissapoint.

You: disappoint* (Shhh)

Stranger: hah.

Stranger: <- Grammar Nazi

You: Me? I'm like Grammar Hitler

You: And spelling mistakes are like Grammar Jews...

You: PURGE THE GRAMMAR JEWS

Stranger: =D

Stranger: PURGE THE UNCLEAN!

You: Not imdeth though

You: Never imdeth, unclean though he may be

Stranger: I haev poison gas, is this win?

You: I have swine flu on toast. That is win

Stranger: Oh shi-

Stranger: You eat mexico's?

You: "Mum! Mum! What's for breakfast?" "Toast dear." *Om-nom-nom-nom-nom*

You: I ate Mexico, yes.

You: It tasted like pith from an orange

You: Bad times...

Stranger: Hmm

You: I concur!

Stranger: Indeed.

Stranger: Waait

Stranger: WTF

Stranger: Rick Astley

Stranger: Is knocking my door

You: He's never gonna give (you) up...

You: Bugger.

Stranger:
[Epic picture of Rick Astley that won't show properly in blog]

*EPIC DOOR SLAM ON FACE* NOT TODAY RICK!

You: Haha

You: UG?

Stranger: What is your lurk %?

You: Some.

You: Some%

Stranger: <<< 30% lurk

You: =O

You: /b/?

Stranger: Indeed

Stranger: But...

Stranger: Used to 7chan

You: OH NOES

You: UG FTW!

You: =]

Stranger: "HEY GUYS LETS GO PLAY GAIA ONLINE AND GO FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIING?... WHAT THE FUCK *BOOOOOOOM*"

You: Touché

Stranger: What for your name?

You: God, Allah, Brahma... They're all me

Stranger: Aha

Stranger: They call me goku...

Stranger: But I'm like WTF?

Stranger: My names not Goku...

Stranger: IT's fucking Kakarot

Stranger: You feelin me?

You: I'm feelin' you

You: I feel dirty...

Stranger: SO DIRTY DIRTY?

You: I'm gonna stop feelin' you now

Stranger: D-D-DIRTY?!

You: Okay, I'll feel you a bit more

Stranger: Mmm...

Stranger: Oh yeah...

You: You like that?

You: You like that, yeah?

You: YOU LIEK TEH MUDKIPZ?

Stranger: :O

Stranger: I LOVES TEH MUDKIP|Z

You: Wa-hey! =P

Stranger: dirty - american head charge

You: WHOAH!

Stranger: =O

Stranger: Where art thou from?

Stranger: Ther america?

Stranger: U R AMERIFAG?

You: They call it... The Universe...

Stranger: :O

Stranger: OH SHI-

Stranger: BRITFAG HERE

You: No, I R BRITFAG TOO

Stranger: ...

Stranger: O RLY?

You: YH RLY

Stranger: Hmm

Stranger: England?

You: Oh, but of course

Stranger: City?