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You: imdeth?

Stranger: WERE THROUGH!

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: thats right

Stranger: and im taking the kids!

You: Oh noes!

Stranger: YES!

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: and the cat!

You: Who am I supposed to sodomise now?!

Stranger: i have some1 else...

You: imdeth?

Stranger: wth is imdeth?

Stranger: dude were breakin up here

Stranger: anyway

You: I think you mean, who is imdeth...

You: You'd better not be running off with him!

Stranger: no

Stranger: its not him

Stranger: its juanita

Stranger: she does things you wont!

Stranger: and SHE appreciates my mustache!

You: Like what?

Stranger: unlike YOU

Stranger: for example

You: I LOVE YOUR MOUSTACHE!!!

Stranger: I CAUGHT YOU TRYING TO SHAVE ME IN MY SLEEP!

You: It was an accident...

Stranger: LIES!

You: We went through this

Stranger: i dont care!

Stranger: she is fun!

Stranger: and not mean!

Stranger: LIKE YOU!

You: I can be more fun

You: MOAR FUN I SAY!

Stranger: no

Stranger: you just dont do stuff she does

Stranger: its not the same anymore

Stranger: and shes younger!

You: What stuff does she do?

Stranger: well

Stranger: for example

Stranger: she can queef on demand!

Stranger: thats right!

You: I can queef

You: You've seen me queef!

Stranger: yes

Stranger: but not on whenever i ask you to!

You: You never ask!

Stranger: well

Stranger: you never brought it up!

Stranger: besides

You: You just have to ask me to and I will

Stranger: her queefs have quality

Stranger: your queefs and hers are in different leagues!

You: Well I asked if you thought I should sign up to that queef-improvement course, and you said mine were good enough!

Stranger: i wasnt listening!

Stranger: because youre SO BORING!

Stranger: nobody plays yahtzi these days!

Stranger: wake up darn it!

You: I'm sorry

You: ONE MORE CHANCE! PLEASE?

Stranger: alright

Stranger: lets hear you queef

Stranger: this is taking too long!

Stranger: it only takes 2 seconds for juanita!

You: =O

You: She can queef that well?

Stranger: yes!

Stranger: her queefs are epic!

You: But no-one can queef that well!

Stranger: juanita can!

You: Wait... Juanita as in World Queefing Champion Juanita?

Stranger: shes part spanish part queef

Stranger: yes!

Stranger: juanita juarez queef

Stranger: the one and only!

You: I never had a chance!

Stranger: im sorry

Stranger: but life goes on!

Stranger: legend says

Stranger: that when her mother was pregnant with her

Stranger: she reverse queefed

Stranger: so juanita would breathe queef

Stranger: and become a queef specialist

You: I heard about that... Didn't the tremors reach Mars?

Stranger: thats right

Stranger: you can see the sonic boom marks with a telescope

You: There was that statue errected on World Queef Day, wasn't there?

You: With her and the, erm... You know what I mean.

Stranger: yah

Stranger: its based on mine

Stranger: but still

Stranger: we will have to keep in touch

Stranger: for the kids

You: Yeah, we will

Stranger: do you have msn

Stranger: sarah?

Stranger: sarah?! :O

You: I'm not Sarah =/

Stranger: all these years...

You: I'm sorry

You: I work for the government.

Stranger: i knew it

Stranger: does the government allow msn?

You: No =[

Stranger: aw

Stranger: darn them

Stranger: thats it

Stranger: im going communist

You: Communist?

You: Communist?

Stranger: ues!

Stranger: yes!

You: COMMUNIST?

Stranger: communists can have msn!

You: Communists aren't allowed to queef!

Stranger: i cant queef anyway!