TheWickerMan666

Stranger: F5

Stranger: F5

You: IT WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE

Stranger: FUCK MAN

Stranger: Did you try F5?

You: Oh wait...

You: CTRL, ALT, DEL

Stranger: !!!

Stranger: END PROCESS

You: Phew

Stranger: imdeth.exe

Stranger: Shi-...

Stranger: That was close

You: BUT WHO WAS PHONE ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: <_<

Stranger: >_>

You: You?

You: You were phone?

Stranger: No...

Stranger: I accidently my whole phone last week

You: I am dissapoint.

You: disappoint* (Shhh)

Stranger: hah.

Stranger: <- Grammar Nazi

You: Me? I'm like Grammar Hitler

You: And spelling mistakes are like Grammar Jews...

You: PURGE THE GRAMMAR JEWS

Stranger: =D

Stranger: PURGE THE UNCLEAN!

You: Not imdeth though

You: Never imdeth, unclean though he may be

Stranger: I haev poison gas, is this win?

You: I have swine flu on toast. That is win

Stranger: Oh shi-

Stranger: You eat mexico's?

You: "Mum! Mum! What's for breakfast?" "Toast dear." *Om-nom-nom-nom-nom*

You: I ate Mexico, yes.

You: It tasted like pith from an orange

You: Bad times...

Stranger: Hmm

You: I concur!

Stranger: Indeed.

Stranger: Waait

Stranger: WTF

Stranger: Rick Astley

Stranger: Is knocking my door

You: He's never gonna give (you) up...

You: Bugger.

Stranger:
[Epic picture of Rick Astley that won't show properly in blog]

*EPIC DOOR SLAM ON FACE* NOT TODAY RICK!

You: Haha

You: UG?

Stranger: What is your lurk %?

You: Some.

You: Some%

Stranger: <<< 30% lurk

You: =O

You: /b/?

Stranger: Indeed

Stranger: But...

Stranger: Used to 7chan

You: OH NOES

You: UG FTW!

You: =]

Stranger: "HEY GUYS LETS GO PLAY GAIA ONLINE AND GO FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIING?... WHAT THE FUCK *BOOOOOOOM*"

You: Touché

Stranger: What for your name?

You: God, Allah, Brahma... They're all me

Stranger: Aha

Stranger: They call me goku...

Stranger: But I'm like WTF?

Stranger: My names not Goku...

Stranger: IT's fucking Kakarot

Stranger: You feelin me?

You: I'm feelin' you

You: I feel dirty...

Stranger: SO DIRTY DIRTY?

You: I'm gonna stop feelin' you now

Stranger: D-D-DIRTY?!

You: Okay, I'll feel you a bit more

Stranger: Mmm...

Stranger: Oh yeah...

You: You like that?

You: You like that, yeah?

You: YOU LIEK TEH MUDKIPZ?

Stranger: :O

Stranger: I LOVES TEH MUDKIP|Z

You: Wa-hey! =P

Stranger: dirty - american head charge

You: WHOAH!

Stranger: =O

Stranger: Where art thou from?

Stranger: Ther america?

Stranger: U R AMERIFAG?

You: They call it... The Universe...

Stranger: :O

Stranger: OH SHI-

Stranger: BRITFAG HERE

You: No, I R BRITFAG TOO

Stranger: ...

Stranger: O RLY?

You: YH RLY

Stranger: Hmm

Stranger: England?

You: Oh, but of course

Stranger: City?

You: I live in the countryside, 'cause I'm cool

Stranger: Hmmz

You: Yorkshire

Stranger: Portsmouth here

Stranger: I used to drink yorkshire tea

Stranger: Not nao though

You: I've never drunk Yorkshire Tea

You: I feel guilty now...

You: =[

Stranger: Don't worry

Stranger: Look at Fosters

Stranger: Australia exports their piss

Stranger: And don't drink it.

You: Mmmhhmmmm, Aussie piss

Stranger: ^^

Stranger: Age?

Stranger: inb4 underage?

You: I am not at the leisure to disclose my current age due to a legally-binding contract with, erm... Jesus

Stranger: Aha.

Stranger: 18 here

You: I guess I can probably say I'm sixteen then...

You: But then, maybe not!

You: Consider it unsaid!

Stranger: Might I add that you are of great intellectual capacity for your age.

You: Why thank you =]

Stranger: =]

Stranger: Would you like to break the bond of strangerhood?

You: Yes I would!

Stranger: Theres a number of ways this can be conducted.

Stranger: One would be some form of IM conduct

Stranger: MSN/XFIRE/SKYPE ect

You: Yes, I believe this would be most appropriate

You: MSN for preference

Stranger: Inform me of your address.

You: Of course, my good sir! It is: lukas.martini@virgin.net

Stranger: Nice name.

You: I try =]

Me and him are now friends

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Stranger: Hello.

You: imdeth?

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You: imdeth?

Stranger: WERE THROUGH!

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: thats right

Stranger: and im taking the kids!

You: Oh noes!

Stranger: YES!

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: and the cat!

You: Who am I supposed to sodomise now?!

Stranger: i have some1 else...

You: imdeth?

Stranger: wth is imdeth?

Stranger: dude were breakin up here

Stranger: anyway

You: I think you mean, who is imdeth...

You: You'd better not be running off with him!

Stranger: no

Stranger: its not him

Stranger: its juanita

Stranger: she does things you wont!

Stranger: and SHE appreciates my mustache!

You: Like what?

Stranger: unlike YOU

Stranger: for example

You: I LOVE YOUR MOUSTACHE!!!

Stranger: I CAUGHT YOU TRYING TO SHAVE ME IN MY SLEEP!

You: It was an accident...

Stranger: LIES!

You: We went through this

Stranger: i dont care!

Stranger: she is fun!

Stranger: and not mean!

Stranger: LIKE YOU!

You: I can be more fun

You: MOAR FUN I SAY!

Stranger: no

Stranger: you just dont do stuff she does

Stranger: its not the same anymore

Stranger: and shes younger!

You: What stuff does she do?

Stranger: well

Stranger: for example

Stranger: she can queef on demand!

Stranger: thats right!

You: I can queef

You: You've seen me queef!

Stranger: yes

Stranger: but not on whenever i ask you to!

You: You never ask!

Stranger: well

Stranger: you never brought it up!

Stranger: besides

You: You just have to ask me to and I will

Stranger: her queefs have quality

Stranger: your queefs and hers are in different leagues!

You: Well I asked if you thought I should sign up to that queef-improvement course, and you said mine were good enough!

Stranger: i wasnt listening!

Stranger: because youre SO BORING!

Stranger: nobody plays yahtzi these days!

Stranger: wake up darn it!

You: I'm sorry

You: ONE MORE CHANCE! PLEASE?

Stranger: alright

Stranger: lets hear you queef

Stranger: this is taking too long!

Stranger: it only takes 2 seconds for juanita!

You: =O

You: She can queef that well?

Stranger: yes!

Stranger: her queefs are epic!

You: But no-one can queef that well!

Stranger: juanita can!

You: Wait... Juanita as in World Queefing Champion Juanita?

Stranger: shes part spanish part queef

Stranger: yes!

Stranger: juanita juarez queef

Stranger: the one and only!

You: I never had a chance!

Stranger: im sorry

Stranger: but life goes on!

Stranger: legend says

Stranger: that when her mother was pregnant with her

Stranger: she reverse queefed

Stranger: so juanita would breathe queef

Stranger: and become a queef specialist

You: I heard about that... Didn't the tremors reach Mars?

Stranger: thats right

Stranger: you can see the sonic boom marks with a telescope

You: There was that statue errected on World Queef Day, wasn't there?

You: With her and the, erm... You know what I mean.

Stranger: yah

Stranger: its based on mine

Stranger: but still

Stranger: we will have to keep in touch

Stranger: for the kids

You: Yeah, we will

Stranger: do you have msn

Stranger: sarah?

Stranger: sarah?! :O

You: I'm not Sarah =/

Stranger: all these years...

You: I'm sorry

You: I work for the government.

Stranger: i knew it

Stranger: does the government allow msn?

You: No =[

Stranger: aw

Stranger: darn them

Stranger: thats it

Stranger: im going communist

You: Communist?

You: Communist?

Stranger: ues!

Stranger: yes!

You: COMMUNIST?

Stranger: communists can have msn!

You: Communists aren't allowed to queef!

Stranger: i cant queef anyway!

Stranger: Shit I think I pissed pedobear off...

You: Argh.

You: =/

You: He's humping my leg... Is that normal?

Stranger: Hmm...

Stranger: How old are you?

You: Pi.

Stranger: That's not normal.

You: I realise this.

You: However...

Stranger: However?

Stranger: OH SHI-

Stranger: SWINE FLU?!

You: I can't think of any 'however's...

You: EEEEEP

Stranger: :O:O:O:O

Stranger: QUICK!

You: Quick! Divide it by zero!

You: SHI-

Stranger: WATCH THE FILM quarantine

Stranger: It may help!

Stranger: QUICK!

You: ಠ_ಠ

Stranger: F5

Stranger: F5

Stranger: F5

Stranger: F5

Stranger: F5

Stranger: IS IT GONE?!

Stranger: F5

Stranger: F5

Stranger: F5

Stranger: F5

You: Or be associated with people who can

Stranger: lies!

You: No

Stranger: yes

You: You're gonna have to choose between Juanita and communism

Stranger: fine

Stranger: i choose juanita

You: In that case, no MSN for you!

Stranger: wait

Stranger: alright

Stranger: ill take you back

You: Yesss!

Stranger: i loved you all along!

Stranger: ill sponsore the queef improvement lessons too!

You: =O really?

You: I love you!

Stranger: i love you too!

Stranger:

You: =]

Stranger:

You: =]

Stranger: =]

You:

Stranger:

You: =]

Stranger: :]

Stranger: =D

You: =O

You: =D

Stranger: well

Stranger: this is getting quite repetitive

You: Yeah, I noticed that too...

Stranger: hm

You: imdeth?

Stranger: whos imdeth? :O

You: Who isn't imdeth?

Stranger: so true

You: I like the way you think!

Stranger: me too

Stranger: <3

You:

Stranger:

Stranger: so "sarah"

Stranger: do u have msn?

Stranger: :0

You: Why 'Sarah'?

Stranger: somebody might be listening...

Stranger: you work for the government

You: Shhh

Stranger: right

Stranger: i think i have to go.... :0

You: =O

You: MSN?

Stranger: ********@gmail.com

Stranger: lol dont ask

Stranger: anyway ill talk to u tommorow probably

Stranger:

Stranger: bye

You: Bye

Stranger: bye

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You: imdeth?

Stranger: Pie.

Stranger: imdeth?

Stranger: The Game.

You: Oh no! I lost =/

Stranger: <3

Stranger: /b/rother

You: I'm looking for imdeth, have you seen him?

Stranger: Hmm

Stranger: One moment...

Stranger: *Looks under seat*

Stranger: *Looks under desk*

Stranger: *Looks under epicwtfwinboxythread*

You: I already looked there

Stranger: Hmm...

Stranger: *Looks under cp*

Stranger: Oh shi-

You: ಠ_ಠ