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Thursday, June 05, 2008

The best joke I've ever heard

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There was once a child who's family was very rich. He could have anything his heart desired. One day, his father came up to him:

"Hey son. Your birthday is coming up. What would you like us to get you?"

The father expected a response like "A new computer" or "a newer "iPod", but his response was:
"Well....honestly, father? You have given me all I could ever want. However, I still would like on thing"
"What is that?"
"A pink ping pong ball."
The father got very confused, but he decided not to ask questions.

On the boy's birthday, the father gave the boy one pink ping pong ball. The boy put it on his desk and went to bed. The father went to his room the next morning and the ping pong ball was gone. The father decided his son might feel bad about losing the gift, so he decided not to ask questions.

The next year came and the father went up to the boy:

"Hey son. Your birthday is coming up. What would you like us to get you?"
"Once again, dad; You have given me all I could ever want. However, I still would like on thing"
"What is that?"
"A set of pink ping pong balls"
The father got very confused again, but he decided not to ask questions.

The father bought and gave his son a set of pink ping pong balls. The boy once again set them on the desk and went to bed. The father went to the boy's room the next day and the set was gone again. He decided not to ask questions.

The next year came

"Hey son. Your birthday is coming up. What would you like us to get you?"
"Once again, dad; You have given me all I could ever want. However, I still would like on thing"
"What is that?"
"A box of pink ping pong balls"
The father got very confused again, but he decided not to ask questions.

The father bought and gave his son a package of pink ping pong balls. The boy once again set them on the desk and went to bed. The father went to the boy's room the next day and the package was gone again. He decided not to ask questions.

The next year came

"Hey son. Your birthday is coming up. What would you like us to get you?"
"Once again, dad; You have given me all I could ever want. However, I still would like on thing"
"What is that?"
"An entire factory that makes pink ping pong balls"
The father got very confused again, but he decided not to ask questions.

The father bought and gave his son an entire factory that makes pink ping pong balls. The next day, the father went to drive to the factory, and saw it was gone. He could not believe it. He drove to his house to ask his son what happened all these years. On his way, he received a phone call from his wife:

"Our son accidentally was hit by a car. He's in the hospital"

The father frantically drove to the hospital to see his son. When he arrived in the room, his son was in critical condition.

"Son, are you okay?"
"I don't know...I might not make it"
"Want do you want? I will do anything for you right now. If this if your last moment, I want it to be as pleasurable as possible."
"All I want is one pink ping pong ball"
"Son, I must ask you; what did you do with all of those pink ping pong balls over the years?"
"I promise I will tell you as soon as you complete my last wish"

The father quickly drove, bought a pink ping pong ball and gave it to his son.

"Thank you father..."
"...your promise? I'm sorry, but I have to know what you did with all of those pink ping pong balls"
"I....I...."
"YES?!"
"I....I...I......."

And then he died.......
5:17 pm - 11 comments - 4 Kudos - Report!
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Xunluckyx13 wrote on Jun 5th, 2008 5:37am

.... DUDE!! not cool!

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JuLiE_fEe wrote on Jun 5th, 2008 8:16am

ooookaayyy

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mitch_33 wrote on Jun 6th, 2008 3:41am

thats just not cool:(

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clincher09 wrote on Jun 10th, 2008 11:37pm

I actually wrote this entire joke on my AP test a month ago.

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martinez952000 wrote on Jun 19th, 2008 9:39pm

I don't get it. Can someone explain what's the joke?

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Joey-Tribiani wrote on Jun 21st, 2008 1:56pm

Son of a bitch!

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original=punk wrote on Jun 22nd, 2008 8:14pm

You motherfucker.

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EuroGuitarist wrote on Jun 22nd, 2008 10:06pm

Roflmao.

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thefoldarsoldar wrote on Jun 26th, 2008 7:20pm

FUCK YOU, MADCAP.

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Gunpowder wrote on Jun 29th, 2008 6:30pm

[quote u='thefoldarsoldar' d='Jun 26th, 2008 2:20pm'] FUCK YOU, MADCAP.[/quote] Hey, hey, hey. Not cool dude. :mad: Fuck you [i]The[/i] Madcap. :)

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adamgur96 wrote on Sep 27th, 2012 6:02pm

i know this one.

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