Has anyone ever properly listened to the lyrics of the friends theme tune?
Its all about having a bad day or a bad week, or a bad month or even a bad year?
finally just started appriciating it, its about time i started getting back into friends!
I wont bore the reader with details about how turbulent my last month has been, cos to be honest i don't want to turn this into a rant or a strive for sympathy but lets just say its been very uncertain and steep at the very least.
But i felt like writing something cos it makes me feel a bit better due to me actually having to think about the problem. correction problems.
so like what is the probability that something will happen 1 out of 2 million?
probable enough to happen to me... *chuckle*
i guess i'm taking this to seriously, and not in my stride.
not everything is ment to be smooth?
i mean of course not, lifes supposed to be hard so you learn things...
i guess i'm in my learning stage?
but does it have to be this hard...
Dear Jonny I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it last year With George Bush and his wife and I saw you sit on my best friend.
I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand That I get turned on by garbage men.
I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I Told my psychiatrist about your embarrasing rash.
Go and drown yourself, Tayer
Ps. I'm a dumbass
Here's what to do!:: Dear (the last person you talked to) I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___.
I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.
I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.
___ 12 ___, --Your name --
Ps. ___13___
1. What's the color of your shirt? Blue - Our romance is over Red - Our affair is over White - I'll join the monastery Black - I dislike you Green - Our horoscope doesn't match Grey - You're a pervert Yellow - I'm selling myself Pink - Your nostrils are insulting Brown - The mafia wants you No shirt - You're a loser Other - I'm inlove with your sister
2. Which is your birth month? January - That night February - Last year March - When your dwarf bit me April - When I tripped on sesame seeds May - First of May June - When you put cuffs on me July - When I threw up August - When I saw the shrunken head September - When we went skinny dipping October - When I quoted Santa November - When your dog ran amok December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer? Tacos - In your apartment Pizza - In your camping car Pasta - Outside of Chicago Hamburgers - Under the bus Salad - As you ate enchilada Chicken - In your closet Kebab - With Paris Hilton Fish - In women's clothing Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation Lasagna - At the mental hospital Hot dog - Under a state of trance Fries; With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks? Yellow - Hit on Red - Insult Black - Ignore Blue - Knock out Purple - Pour syrup on White - Carve your initials into Grey - Pull the clothes off Brown - Put leeches on Orange - Castrate Pink - Pull the toupee off Barefoot - Sit on Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear? Black - My best friend White - My father Grey - Bill Clinton Brown - My fart balloon Purple - My mustard soufflé Red - Donald Duck Blue - My avocado plant Yellow - My penpal in Ghana Orange - My Kid Rock-collection Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper None - My John F. Kennedy-statue Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV? Scrubs; Man O.C.; Emotional One Tree Hill; Open Heroes; Frostbitten Lost; High House; Scarred Simpsons; Cowardly The news; Mongolic Idol; Masochistic Family Guy; Senile Top Model; Middle-class Annat; Ashamed Powerangers; Arabic
7. Your mood right now? Happy - How awful I've felt Sad - How boring you are Bored - That Santa doesn't exist Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage Depressed - That we're cousins Excited - That there is no solution to this. Nervous - The middle-east Worried - That your Honda sucks Apathetic - That I did a sex-change Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men Overjoyous - That I'm open Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom? White - Your ring Yellow - Your love letters Red - Your Darth Vader-poster Black - Your tame stone Blue - The couch cushions Green - The pictures from LA Orange - Your false teeth Brown - Your contact book Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs Purple - Your old lottery coupons Pink - The cut toenails Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name ? A/B - Your photo C/D - The oil stocks E/F - Your neighbour Martin G/H - My virginity I/J - The results of your blood-sample K/L - Your left ear M/N - Your suicide note O/P - My common sense Q/R - Your mom S/T - Your collection of butterflies U/V - Your criminal record W/X - David's tricot outfits Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name? A/B - Always will remember C/D - Never will forget E/F - Always wanted to break G/H - Always have felt dirty for I/J - Never openly mocked K/L - Will tell the authorities about M/N - Told in my confession today about O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about S/T - Get sick when I think of U/V - Always will try to forget W/X - Am better off without Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink? Water- Our friendship Beer - Senility Soft drink - A new life as a clone Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo Milk - The apartment building Wine - Cocaine abuse Cider - A passionate interest for mice Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations Mineral water - Embarrassing rash Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism Whisky - To ruin the second world war Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation? Thailand - Warm regards USA - Best regards England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail Spain - With ease China - Disgusting regards Germany - Your everlasting enemy Japan - Go and milk a cow Greece - Go and drown yourself Australia - You suck Egypt - Buzz off now
13. How many letters does GEORGE have in it? (change the name to whoever you adress the letter to, and if your really thick you choose the wrong one even though george has 6) 6 - I'v always wanted to use your nipples for shooting practise 5 - I'm a dumbass 7 - My dick sticks out at a very funny angle whenever i wear spandex 4 - Despite all that i said in this crappy letter, your welcome round to my place anytime after 10 pm. 3 - Remeber that time i shoved a whole ghurkin up my ass? good times baby 1 - you must be african? 127361873618273617538 - SHOOT ME NOW! 8 - May i donate to you my prize selection of mosquito poo? 9 - your name is obcenely long. so is my dick 11 - would you mind very much buying me a new watermelon?
i've been awake since 7... (in the morning, obviously) and i'm shitting myself..
i have my flute exam at 9 36... not 9 35, 9 36 with the Trinity board.
went out last night, with friends, it was his leaving Party, we had our tipical teenage fun, i came home early. for this.
my fingers are already feezing up on the keyboard. :S
so i'm sending myself to the shower in a bit, hot water should relax a bit eh
I just thought i write this down so that later on after it i could laugh at myself for getting so worked up about this silly exam.
I can feel it I conceal it I can feel it coming, the beginning of the twist
i didn't write those lines... i wish i had, but i haven't.
they are infact the lyrics to 'the beginning of a twist - the futureheads'
and despite the fact i love that song, i thought it had some relavence to how i'm feeling right now.
which isn't bad, i'm comfortable, i have nothing serious to complain about, no serious illnesses, no deformities nor friends and family in such situations.
Things change, we've all figured that out, WE change, for better or for worse.. we still change. You can't stop it, its how it works, how it goes. Granted if it wasn't for change we wouldn't really be much of anything, might not even be a race, could of died out just from not wearing enough clothes on our backs during the winter. So fair enough, change is one of the things that are ALWAYS mentioned in speeches. what would be the point of delivering them other wise? " more effcient energy, less poverty, cleaner water, stop to terrorism" isn't that what they say? Thats what they fight for. Our big world leaders. Isn't that what we want? we agree with them. Those changes would make the world 'better'. But think about it... what was the main cause we have those problems today? Change. Change in the past effected our future, change effected us, made us greedy, lazy even blind to noticeing what was going on around us.
You can't just blame one person, one generation, one race or even one sex for whatever problem your facing which originated from change. As it might just well be that your the one who changed first. The only way your going to get over it is to accept it, give in to it, take a chance on it, CHANGE it! Your decision outlines who you are, it effects how people perceive you, it covers how you feel. We thrive on change, we cry over change, we regret change, we appreciate change. We wouldn't be anywhere with out change.
But sometimes its not fair, actually most of the time its not fair! Things change and its amazing, you don't ever want it to differ. But the only certain thing is that after a set amount of time, guess what, it changes.
So i further this no more. My only solution is to enjoy every second as it comes, as you never know whats around the corner, lying in the depths of the cracks to suprise you, waiting to change things, waiting to change YOU, forever..
one of those silly questionaires which you can't h
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Are You..
1. A Cuddlier? most deffinatly, couldn't live with out them! 2. A Morning Person? depends if i've had any sleep 3. Are You A Perfectionist? suprisingly yes. 4. An Only Child? well i consider myself one, but recently got a half brother 5. Catholic? your joking? 6. In Your Jammies? Nopee, Swimmers. 7. Currently Suffering From A Broken Heart? Nah. 8. Left Handed? the only way to go 9. Addicted To My Space? Not even remotly, don't have one! 10. Shy Around The Opposite Gender? ha, hardly! 11. Bite Your Nails? NEVER its disgusting! 12. Get Paranoid At Times? erm... honestly, i act it, and sometimes i am, but i don't think so, no. 13. Currently Regret Something You Have Said? nope im content, wish i'd said more actually! 14. Curse Frequently When You Lose Your Temper? Umm, pretty much. 15. Enjoy Country Music? wow, i love it and hippy well! that just makes my year! 16. Enjoy Jazz Music? i doooo 17. Enjoy Smoothies? yeh, don't mind them on occasion 18. Enjoy Talking On The Phone? Yeahh, love it, expecially to the boyfriend 19. Have A Lot To Learn? Yepperss. 20. Have A Pet? Yep, Cara, Cassidy, Fluffy, Socks thats it i think... 21. Have A Tendency To Fall For The "Wrong" Person? er? doesnt say much for myself does it if i admit to that? i don't think i do, i just always go for the guys that are complicated or.. well yeh.. 22. Have All Your Grandparents? Noopee missing one 23. Have At Least 1 Sibling? half 24. Have Been Told Your Smart? sure! all the time :P 25. Have A Broken Heart? i don't think hearts the right word! 26. Have Caller I-D On Your Phone? no duh... i enjoy talknig to randomers, its refreshing!
Have You...
27. Changed A Diaper? pah, no! and im not about to any time soon!
28. Changed A Lot Over The Last Year? Yeahh, a hell of a lot 29. Had Friends Who Have Ever Seen Your Natural Hair Colour? *chuckles* YES! 30. Had Surgery? narp
31. Killed Another Person? well only in my imagination, or untill he stopped breathing? meh no, but i wouldnt mind showing my maths teacher a thing or two! 32. Had Your Hair Cut With In The Last Week? Noo. 33. Had The Cops Called On You? ha.... yep *ashamed look*
Who Last...
1. Slept In Your Bed Beside You? slept or stayed? either a very phit Jonny or a very sick grace depending on the meaning 2. Saw You Cry? ermm... Jonny 3. Went To The Movies With You? Jonny 4. You Went Shopping With? Jonny 5. You Went Out To Dinner With? erm... either family or Jonny, can't remember. 6. You Talked On The Phone With? Jonny (telling him about my IM) 7. Made You Laugh? Umm..I have laughed all today, Lol.
Would You Rather...
1. Pierce Your Nose Or Tongue? Nose. 2. Be Serious Or Funny? FUNNYY 3. Drink Whole Or Semi Skimmed Milk? Semi <3 4. Die In A Flame Or Drown? Drown.. 5. Parents Or Enemies? Parents.
Do You Prefer...
1. Candy Flowers Or Candy? Candy Flowerss? hu? 2. Gray Or Black? Black. 3. Colour Or Black And White Photos? Coloured. looks nicer 4. Lust Or Love? who knows, Loves a bit serious and i havnt experienced it so i cant really compare. 5. Sunset OR Sunrise? Sunset 6. M&M's Or Skittles? M&M's who can resist the cute characters and chocolaty goodness 8. Staying Up Late Or Getting Up Early? Staying Up late.
Do you prefer...
1. Sun Or Moon? Sun. 2. Winter Or Autumn? Autumn. 3. Left Or Right? Left 4. 10 Acquaintances Or 2 Best Friends? 2 besties. 5. Sun Or Rain? er.... both? 6. Vanilla Ice Cream Or Chocolate Ice Cream? Neither, mint chocolate chip or rainbow sherbet! 7. Alone Or Company? Depends how I feel.
About You...
1. What Time Is It? 16:30 (dubai time) 2. Name? Tayer Maggs
3. Nickname(S)? Tay, Lizzybug 4. Where Were You Born? Farnhem 5. What Is Your Date Of Birth? Febuary 6th 6. What Do You Want? Jonny here with me 7. Where Do You Want To Live? erm! possibly New Zeland, havn't really thought about it... 8. How Many Kids Do You Want? 1 maybe 2 that is if i get over the fear of having conjoint twins! :O 9. What Would You Name A Girl? Alicia, Tessa, Mel oh i dont know!
10. What Would You Name A Boy? Max, Nathan, Sean again i dont know! 11. You Want To Get Married? Yeh in the future, want to live a bit first 12. Nervous Habits? I start singing... 13. Are You Double Jointed? well only a tiny bit. 14. Can You Roll Your Tongue? Yeaah 15. Can You Raise One Eye Brow? *nods* dam straight! 16. Can You Cross Your Eyes? course! what fool couldnt?! 17. Which Shoe Goes On First? left. 18. Ever Thrown One At Some One? a shoe? on many an ocassion? 19. Favourite Clothes To Wear? erm.. chillax stuff.. but generally a baggy shirt and underwear or jeans! 20.What Jewelery Do You Wear? Don't really, unless it had a personal meaning, but i like an ankle braclet on the off. 21. Have You Ever Eating Spam? yuuck. 22. Favourite Ice Cream? hasnt this sorta already been asked?
23. How Many Cereals Are In Your Cabinet? Like, Alot. erm.. 5 maybe 6 24. Whats Your Favourite Bevridge? Umm, water & fresh juice. 25. Do You Cook? ha, good one!
In The Last Month, Have You (Yes/No) ...
1. Had A Boyfriend? Yes, have one now 2. Bought Something You Didn't Need? Umm, Yeahh. 3. Sang In Front Of People? Yep, all the timee. 4. Been Hugged? Yeaah. 5. Felt Stupid? Meh, yeah I guess. 6. Missed Some One? huge amounts! so yes. 9. Cried? qui 10. Been Kissed? *grins* uh hu!
Who...
1. Is The Girl That You Tell Most Stuff To? Sammy, Megan, Emma
2. Is The Boy That You Tell Most Stuff To? Jonny :P 3. Is Your Best Friend? probably declan, but i wouldnt alocate a best friend to be honest
4. Is Your Loudest Friend?Izzy or Megan 5. Is The Easiest Person To Talk To? Jonny, Megan 6. Is Your Cheekiest Girl Friend? Meeh, I have alott. Lol. 7. Is Your Cheekiest Boy Friend? again i have a lot.. nathan would be one though. Answer Truthfully...
1. Do You Like Some One? I Do yes 2. Do They Know It? They Do 3. Did You Tell Them? All the time
well, i'm sitting her mid afternoon, suns still blazing outside the window, don't dare even think of spending time out doors at this time! its Dubai!
*chuckles*
an hour or two... give it time
House to myself, its brilliant! time to just do whatever i please, which is currently doodling in the back of my sketch book and practising exam pieces on the flute oh and listening to stupidly loud music through my computer speakers (not incredably smart, but my speakers can handle it)
Tomorrow is Saturday, and besides having to wake up early to go to the doctors, i get to see my boyfriend! who i havnt seen in about a month and a half, so im insanely excited!
even if i did get an unplesant suprise this moring...
which he will know about if he gets round to reading this...
saying that hes the only person who would read this.. hes my only friend on this thing at the moment, which i might add im still ashamed about!
the only thing to reasure me that im not some big repuslive geek is that i do get random erm... guys in turbins adding me? but then that can't really be a good thing? cos they go for anyone... oeh... that didnt answer anything!
hes in a taxi right now... i know everything! (on the way to the airport)
anyways, no more information on this
just tomorrows going to be great! excluding doc's of course
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