A few witty quotations i found in a library in sco
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- He hath but looketh on a plate of ham and eggs to lust after it, but hath already comitted breakfast with it in his heart.
-I feel very humble but think I have the strength to fight it! *while accepting a medal*-Working in Hollywood does give one a certain expertise in prostitution.
-History teaches us men and women act wisely after they have exhausted all other alternatives.
-Thanks to modern technology, History comes equipped with a fast forward button.
-History is not what you thought. It is what you can remember. History gets thicker as it approaches recent times - I made this one
-The devil himself had probably redisigned Hell in the light of information he had gained from deserving airport layouts.
-If you watch a game its fun, if you play it its recreation. If you work at it its golf.
-Golf is like a good walk spoiled.
-If it turns out there is a god I don't think that he's evil. But the worst you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
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