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Sunday, December 14, 2008

why fenders suck

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some people like fenders but i dont they feel tight and it feels weird"the shape" of the guitarthe pickups dont block the humm. you cant fast pick on them. the treomlo always goes outa tune:grrr: they get horribal tone. its a good gutar for a beginner but i wouldnt use it after like a year of playing.theres only a few good fenders like mustang, telle, jaguier. as u notice strat was not on the list. the only good people who use fender strats are hendrix, cobain and claption.
 
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SomeoneYouKnew wrote on Dec 19th, 2008 3:39am

TAKMAN666 wrote
the only good people who use fender strats are hendrix, cobain and claption.

i guess that means Mark Knopfler, John Mayer, Jeff Beck, Robert Cray, Eric Johnson, Kenny Wayne Sheppard, Jimmy Vaughan, and Bonnie Raitt aren't "good people".

:rolleyes:


(no kudos)

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ZeGuitarist wrote on Dec 19th, 2008 4:31pm

So.. Epic fails CAN turn into win, and get featured on the community page? :haha:

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Will Summers wrote on Dec 19th, 2008 4:39pm

the only good people who use fenders stats are hendrix, cobain and clapton


I should have Chuck roundhouse you in the face. there are many, many extremly good guitarists who use fenders. Adrian Smith from Iron Maiden, Ritchie Blackmore from Deep Purple and Rainbow, Yngwie Malmsteen. I mean, c'mon dude. Before you start slamming Fender and all people who use Strats, actually look into all the guitarist who use Fenders. Get your shit right.

(negative kudos)

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Madzää wrote on Dec 19th, 2008 7:20pm

The guy with a dimebag picture with a dean complains about "horribal" tone. Life´s ironic, isn´t it?

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DougM wrote on Dec 19th, 2008 8:44pm

As a Strat player I have to whole heartidly disagree with your statements, for one thing you don't do your homework and another you don't have a clue.
(Negative Kudos to you)

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DanTheAutomator wrote on Dec 19th, 2008 9:42pm

What would a pro like yourself use? All the idiots want to know so they can play good.

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Helloween_rox wrote on Dec 19th, 2008 11:02pm

Ibanez, ftw.

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Delta3Xray wrote on Dec 19th, 2008 11:55pm

i have a strat copy, and even that plays good.

there isn't such thing as a guitar that "sucks" (well, for the most part). every guitar is liked and used by atleast a few people, and different guitars work for different people. just because you don't like them doesn't mean they "suck".

and what are you talking about "weird shape"? there's atleast 50 billion different types of guitars shaped the same or in a similar way. just look at the ibanez RG's, for example. they might have a couple different features, but for the most part they have the same basic shape. the stratocaster has been the basic role model for many guitars for several decades.

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Riser wrote on Dec 20th, 2008 2:34am

I agree with this guy.

Fenders in general suck. They have straight necks, whereas Gibson's have tapered necks. I'm not to big on the headstock on Strats, either. And Fender should not add a tremelo to Strat if it can't remain in tune after use.

#&(% Fenders! (Hint: My last sentence is an alliteration)

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jasonggabbott wrote on Dec 20th, 2008 9:08am

You did ask for it. The only think I dislike about my strat is the knob placement. The volume knob gets in the way. Other then that it is a personal choice. Kudos for controversy!

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Cobain_Is_King wrote on Dec 20th, 2008 6:13pm

:haha:

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Crazymike100 wrote on Dec 20th, 2008 9:11pm

Ugh, how did this get featured on the community page? The typing is awful, opinion is incredibly biased with no real facts behind them whatsoever.

UG should go back to the old system. ):<

Negative kudos!

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lozjones wrote on Dec 20th, 2008 10:37pm

i totally agree, most fenders suck

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lambogojo wrote on Dec 21st, 2008 2:33am

ROCK ON

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aig91 wrote on Dec 21st, 2008 6:13am

Ignorant blog is ignorant.

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stevemeow wrote on Dec 21st, 2008 7:10am

you forgot stevie ray vaughn aswell

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ZeGuitarist wrote on Dec 21st, 2008 10:47am

Crazymike100 wrote on Dec 20th, 2008 at 10:11pm :


Ugh, how did this get featured on the community page? The typing is awful, opinion is incredibly biased with no real facts behind them whatsoever.

UG should go back to the old system. ):<

Negative kudos!


Epic fails can turn into win, like I said :haha

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killurbean wrote on Dec 21st, 2008 5:33pm

SomeoneYouKnew wrote on Dec 19th, 2008 at 2:39am :


TAKMAN666 wrote
the only good people who use fender strats are hendrix, cobain and claption.

i guess that means Mark Knopfler, John Mayer, Jeff Beck, Robert Cray, Eric Johnson, Kenny Wayne Sheppard, Jimmy Vaughan, and Bonnie Raitt aren't "good people".

......Not forgetting Rory Gallagher



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SeeEmilyPlay wrote on Dec 21st, 2008 9:26pm

Wow I don't agree with this at all. My strat kicks-ass. Still sounds great after 5 years and the tone has only gotten better with age.

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mjkshreds wrote on Dec 21st, 2008 9:35pm

well strats arent to comfortable to play but they are good quality guitars, and if your really a good guitar player you could shred out of any guitar.

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metalmagic! wrote on Dec 22nd, 2008 12:07am

dude, im going to agree with everything you say just because of the fact that you have a picture of Dime as your default. that same poster is in my room.

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Punkismygod wrote on Dec 22nd, 2008 8:10am

You say you can't play fast with fender? Take a good look at Mr Yngwie Malmsteen. There's a guy who picks fast with a fender.

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Odlid wrote on Dec 22nd, 2008 3:51pm

SomeoneYouKnew wrote on Dec 18th, 2008 at 10:39pm :


TAKMAN666 wrotethe only good people who use fender strats are hendrix, cobain and claption.
i guess that means Mark Knopfler, John Mayer, Jeff Beck, Robert Cray, Eric Johnson, Kenny Wayne Sheppard, Jimmy Vaughan, and Bonnie Raitt aren't "good people".




(no kudos)


you forgot david gilmour, srv, malmsteen and some others i can't come up with

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St. Fixxxer wrote on Dec 22nd, 2008 4:52pm

Man, F*** you Madzaa! You aint got sh*t on Dean. Rock on Takman666, I'm rite behind ya with my Strat meltin Vendetta. Get your wings, b*tch

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Crazymike100 wrote on Dec 22nd, 2008 6:55pm

ZeGuitarist wrote on Dec 21st, 2008 at 5:47am :


Crazymike100 wrote on Dec 20th, 2008 at 10:11pm :

Ugh, how did this get featured on the community page? The typing is awful, opinion is incredibly biased with no real facts behind them whatsoever.

UG should go back to the old system. ):<

Negative kudos!

Epic fails can turn into win, like I said :haha


Well it's still a crappy blog. :)

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fastlanestoner wrote on Dec 22nd, 2008 8:43pm

wow. you're obviously not out of middle school yet. not everyone is a dimebag-wannabe-clone that has to have the guitar with the most pointy edges.

also, re-check the parameters of fact and opinion for not only yourself, but for our dear community.

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Scourge441 wrote on Dec 23rd, 2008 1:50am

This is a featured blog on the front page of the Community section? Really?

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KetchupLad14 wrote on Dec 23rd, 2008 2:26am

Well that was a legitimate argument.

Good job.

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SatchFollower23 wrote on Dec 23rd, 2008 2:42am

oh god heres another ESP kid trying to trash fender

first of all, you can play fast with a fender! Does Yngwie Malmsteen, a super fast player, ring any bells?

And the only good ones are cobain, hendrix, and clapton?
dude! Jeff Beck, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Yngwie Malmsteen, Eric Johnson, Ritchie Blackmore.

Need I say anymore?

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Blink_me_42 wrote on Dec 23rd, 2008 11:28am

either way, who cares if you can play fast or not. music isn't about speed... if it was it would be a sport, not an art.

I've always played strats and always will. they feel good to me, and thats all that matters

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Triumph2002 wrote on Dec 23rd, 2008 3:15pm

You do not know anything about guitars. I bet you do not understand the difference in pickups. SC to DC to DC stacked etc. Also I do not think you know how to properly set up an amp for the guitar you are using. You need to read and improve you knowledge of the guitar in general.

-4 kudos.

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Madzää wrote on Dec 23rd, 2008 8:52pm

Man, F*** you Madzaa! You aint got sh*t on Dean. Rock on Takman666, I'm rite behind ya with my Strat meltin Vendetta. Get your wings, b*tch


Actually, I "got sh*t" on dean. But for now I do not feel like arguing over the internet about childish things, so let´s do not start a flame-war.

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mjkshreds wrote on Dec 23rd, 2008 11:50pm

Fenders r amazing what r u talkin bout?

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jalariousbear wrote on Dec 24th, 2008 2:28am

u shouldnt diss fender without knowing anything personally i own a fender strat and i dont really care for it but it is a decent guitar it all depends on the person who plays it i prefer my peavy or my crestwood but i wouldnt say all fenders suck

but way to have an opinion

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stoneimage99 wrote on Dec 24th, 2008 6:01pm

hey kid how long have you been on this planet? about 13 years right! what did your parents buy you you some squire package with the guitar and amp together for about 300 bucks? i have strat's and they can be set up to maintain tune after you use the tremelo. as far as tone goes, they have one of the most recognizable sounds out there, meaning that fender must be doing some thing right if everyone is playing them. do your home work and see who plays them.

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mjkshreds wrote on Dec 24th, 2008 6:34pm

this should be called why you suck cause fenders are like the best guitars

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homieg89 wrote on Dec 25th, 2008 12:33am

there is too many good guitarist too name that use fender. besides, hendrix is the best that has ever lived.

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eddY888 wrote on Dec 25th, 2008 8:14am

jackson and ESP ftw.

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wesselbindt wrote on Dec 25th, 2008 1:46pm

I don't like them that much either.

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bwalter32 wrote on Dec 25th, 2008 2:09pm

i don't think anything you said in this is correct. except, maybe, that tele's are good guitars. horrible tone? thats very debateable. strats have one of the best natural tones out there imo. you can't fast pick on them? maybe thats the player not the guitar. i dunno.

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bwalter32 wrote on Dec 25th, 2008 2:15pm

also, watch's clapton's crossroads festival and then tell me how many ppl play strats.

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.QOTSA. wrote on Dec 25th, 2008 3:10pm

lobainplayed a jagstang, not a strat?!?

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Guitargod327 wrote on Dec 25th, 2008 3:56pm

.QOTSA. wrote on Dec 25th, 2008 at 10:10am :


lobainplayed a jagstang, not a strat?!?


Yes he did, learn hot to spell his freakin name and now to the reall point


*flame war begins*

fuck you, fender kicks ass and you know it

your just a little Dimebag wannabe with no live but to post stupid blogs about this shit


i have used a fender sience i first started playing guitar and lemme tell ya right now


FENDER>DEAN


LET THE FLAME WAR BEGIN

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Toast1337 wrote on Dec 25th, 2008 4:20pm

learn to write

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Lil Macker wrote on Dec 25th, 2008 4:30pm

Riser wrote on Dec 20th, 2008 at 2:34am :


I agree with this guy.

Fenders in general suck. They have straight necks, whereas Gibson's have tapered necks. I'm not to big on the headstock on Strats, either. And Fender should not add a tremelo to Strat if it can't remain in tune after use.

#&(% Fenders! (Hint: My last sentence is an alliteration)


Someone hasn't played a Fender in a while.

And other people who played a Strat awesomely: Rory Gallagher, Brain Robertson (sometimes), Ritchie Blackmore (my fav guitarist :) ) Pete Townsend plays one today, Tommy Bolin, Buddy Guy, Buddy Holly, Hank Marvin (he's awesome with the trem bar), hell, even Angus Young has a couple of Teles.

Alright, you might think Fenders/Strats suck, but tons of other people like them. If they were so crap, they wouldn't have been so famous. Seriously, no where in that did you say 'I think'. You said it as if they really did suck to everyone, not just you.

Oh well. Who cares.

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Hardrock_tm wrote on Dec 25th, 2008 6:12pm

btw, Cobain didnt play a strat he played mustangs

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Mudhippy2011 wrote on Dec 25th, 2008 8:27pm

I just read all that.... wow, what a waste of time.

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mjkshreds wrote on Dec 25th, 2008 10:45pm

have you ever played a strat?

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purplestrat wrote on Dec 26th, 2008 4:34am

Blink_me_42 wrote on Dec 23rd, 2008 at 11:28am :


either way, who cares if you can play fast or not. music isn't about speed... if it was it would be a sport, not an art.

I've always played strats and always will. they feel good to me, and thats all that matters

that's the smartest thing I've heard all day. I take the kudos from the blogger and give them to you

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Stringbreaker wrote on Dec 26th, 2008 4:37am

Fender for the win :)

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OzarkMDaredevil wrote on Dec 26th, 2008 6:14am

Mark Knopfler is the best guitarist in history. And Stevie Ray Vaughn could play you outta the park, so, your statement is completely invalid, in my opinion at least.

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OzarkMDaredevil wrote on Dec 26th, 2008 6:19am

For a very young kid, you have a shit load of guitars, including a Fender. If I was as lucky as you to own such nice guitars and amps and what not I would not be bitching my ass off and pitching shit over the internet about why you hate a good guitar brand, I would be playing. But maybe that's just me.

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sincewhen?? wrote on Dec 26th, 2008 6:33am

This is quite a funny read... someone should go all Grammar Nazi on your arse buddy.
And you're forgetting quite ALOT of major legends in the music industry that use Fender.

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qsceszxdwa wrote on Dec 26th, 2008 8:02am

Just because it says Squier by FENDER doesn't mean its a real FENDER.

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Farether wrote on Dec 26th, 2008 10:42am

you name only 3 'good people' who uses a strat and cobain is one of them:| !??

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Matetz wrote on Dec 26th, 2008 12:02pm

This was definately featured to make you all bash each other and complain about the dumbness of a single strat-hater. Pure provocation.
But I also like strats and can't agree with him. But everyone has a different taste, so get over it and don't waste your time on bashing a dumb kid or something - play guitar.

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TAKMAN666a wrote on Dec 27th, 2008 6:53pm

thanks to the people who agree with me and to thies specific people jasonggabbott
lambogojo metalmagic! eddY888

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SomeoneYouKnew wrote on Dec 27th, 2008 7:47pm

TAKMAN666 wrote on Dec 27th, 2008 at 1:53pm :


thanks to the people who agree with me and to thies specific people jasonggabbott
lambogojo metalmagic! eddY888
you'll learn more from the people who DISagree with you, no matter what you post. trust me on this. ;)

read past the flamers, but look for the comments from those who disagree. there are a few common thoughts that you should be willing to examine. but will you? *shrug*

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CrimsonBizzare wrote on Jan 4th, 2009 9:37pm

SomeoneYouKnew wrote on Dec 27th, 2008 at 7:47pm :



read past the flamers, but look for the comments from those who disagree. there are a few common thoughts that you should be willing to examine. but will you? *shrug*


probably true

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ZeGuitarist wrote on Feb 11th, 2009 6:39pm

Haha, I just stumbled back onto this, amazing dumbassery :haha:

Kudos for epic failure!

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Time Seller wrote on Feb 28th, 2009 3:52am

You the man!

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Rexbeans wrote on Mar 8th, 2009 9:43am

I honestly don't know what the fuck you are on about, & don't think you do either..

I can tell by your icon you are probably just another teenage dime wannabe (like the millions of other hot topic wannabes, lol) with a Razorback who turns everything up to 10 on the amp & makes hideous chugging noises followed by the odd pinch harmonic, you are in no position to make sweeping generalizations about any make of instrument you haven't even learned to play yet..

Kudos for exposing your idiocy to the entire internet dimefag..

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anthrax1214 wrote on Jun 2nd, 2009 2:12am

this is just me, but i hate fenders. i love malmsteen but i hate clapton. i hate all fenders especially teles. they are the ugliest guitars. every fender i've played, i have been highly dissatisfied. the tone was shit. strats are too soft and nice, not evil and satanic like bc rich or moser.


infinite kudos to all fender haters like me!!!!!!!!

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SableFlag wrote on Jun 19th, 2009 9:52pm

wow... ignorantignorantignorant... and whether or not fenders are great guitars {I have no complaints about mine...} they're still guitars and as such grant opportunities for the making of music... and maybe not everyone has enough cash on hand to get a so-called "superior" guitar...

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slayer_rule_\m/ wrote on Aug 14th, 2009 10:26pm

Strat....horrid tone? You're entitled to your own opinion, but that opinion is just wrong!

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jhp543 wrote on Aug 29th, 2009 12:43pm

anthrax1214 wrote on Jun 2nd, 2009 at 2:12pm :
this is just me, but i hate fenders. i love malmsteen but i hate clapton. i hate all fenders especially teles. they are the ugliest guitars. every fender i've played, i have been highly dissatisfied. the tone was shit. strats are too soft and nice, not evil and satanic like bc rich or moser.


infinite kudos to all fender haters like me!!!!!!!!


If you want evil and satanic then go to hell.

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atomicrock5 wrote on Nov 15th, 2009 9:55pm

Hey fenders suck. ugly and they sound wierd.

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Pani97 wrote on Dec 1st, 2009 7:15pm

You retard have you not seen evrryone who's played strats !
Jimi Hendrix
Yngwie Malmsteen
Billy Corgan
Dave Murray
Jeff Beck
Eric Clapton
David Gilmour
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Rory Gallagher
Adrian Smith
Ritchie Blackmore
Just to name a few, and dont start on stuff like gibsons are better because both guitars are amazing but they suit different styles, and mostly cobain didnt use a strat. He used it one or 2 times but thats it ! So dont slag off an amazing guitar ! Also if you look the guitarists ive just named who played strats we have the best guitarist, the second best, the 4 th best just check out this link and look at the dudes who played fenders : http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/pages/best_newg uitar.html
Hope you re-evaluate your thoughts on this guitar after you've seen this man ! Judging by your profile pic your into metal, well if you really like metal you should just look at some of the great guitarists who played fender strats you'll realise they also played metal !!

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