If you're checking this blog, you're probably wondering what I've done to get banned. Here's what happened.
Me: WTF is this shit, assholes!? How can you ban me for having two warnings!? I haven't been warned since December!
[mod]: Dude, OMG, I banned you? Dude I'm so sorry, but for your general information here's your warning/ban record, and you'll see you were warned.
Me: This! Is! SHENANIGANS!!!! My post in that first thread was in
the two-minute window. I never got your god-damned tire-licking
mudkipz-hating /b/tard HOMOSEXUAL--I said it--email either! You and all
of your buddies are going the fuck down if you don't straighten it out
right this minute!
[mod]: I know, I know, it's balls, I'm really really really sorry about
all this, but if you just take the time out of your important and busy
schedule to scroll down farther, sir, I'm terribly sorry for all of
this, sir, but you did post again.
Me: Oh. Well I see you've got me right knickered then. Won't you lift
my ban anyway, O Minion? Won't you see to it that e-mails are received
for warnings to count?
Carmel: This is off-topic, but I want Steve's babies. Sorry. As you were.
[mod]: It sucks, it sucks, I'm soooooo sorry about ths, but we can't
just let you go because you didn't get the email, I don't know how it
happened but we can't because we don't believe most people when they
say that and if it got out then we'd have to let out everyone. Perhaps
a nice BJ will calm you sir?
Me: I don't need your whore mouth on my penis. Tits or GTFO, mods, and
as I have no tits, I see to it that even I, who is completely just in
enforcing my own rules when even I break them, must GTFO. I'll see you
in a month.
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