In my recent travels in the South West I encountered Glastonbury. What a fucking dump. What kind of FUCKING BARBARIANS don't have a single Starbucks, Cafe Nero or Costa? You're fine if you want crystals, health food and hemp-based sandles but if you want a nice coffee with some light jazz in a comfy seat WITHOUT being fumigated by insence then you're fucked. No wonder the Glastonbury festival barely gets any good bands nowadays.