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Monday, December 24, 2007

The Worst Christmas in Years

Views: 1,290
Comments: 65
my thanks to Iceman, Cabby, and Tony for the help ironing out the kinks on this one.

EDIT 2008:  this was written for Christmas in 2007.
i had forgotten all about it until a new friend (Bobby) commented on it.
if you would, please cut and paste the url:
http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/SomeoneYouKnew/ blog/13968/

and send it to a few of your friends.
that way others might enjoy this again, this year. 
thanks,
SYK








The Worst Christmas in Years

In a brick house in Hilltop,
live a couple named D.I.N.K.
Their soirée was a big flop,
and they drown in red ink.

Behind on the mortgage,
is just one of their fears.
Public scandal and outrage.
on this,
the worst Christmas in years.



The middle-class masses
living out near the fringe,
were acting like asses,
with the toy buying binge.

They sought praises and flatteries
But got insults and sneers.
Stupid Dad forgot batteries
On this,
The worst Christmas in years.



On the streets of the City
more gritty than pretty,
three sons of a crackwhore,
there were four, then the gang war.

The killers must pay.
There is no time for tears.
More blood spills today.
on this,
the worst Christmas in years.



In the land of Starvation
you can fall to your knees,
but not find salvation
amidst the disease.

Why waste your breath?
Tears fall on deaf ears.
Just hope for death
to end
the worst Christmas in years.





In a warm tidy shack
way out in the sticks,
they have something I lack
in my house made of bricks,

They saved every penny
to send Junior to college.
He’ll be the first of their many
to 'get him some knowledge'.

All hungry but willing,
to sing holiday cheers,
their hope is fulfilling,
on this,
the best Christmas in years.







Merry Christmas, UG
work at making your life better
but no matter how tough it is,
remember: there will almost certainly be someone who has it worse.
be thankful for even the smallest joys life hands you.
for some, simply eating a hot meal would be a luxury.
for others, a kind word or a held-open door could turn bad day into a good one.
opportunities abound for sharing the spirit of giving,
make use of them, as they present themselves.


"... and to all, a good night"

2:05 pm - 65 comments - 88 Kudos - Report!
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arsonite wrote on Dec 24th, 2007 3:04pm

Ooh that's a good one. A total documentation of how Christmas has become so commercialized over the years. The meaning of Christmas is not about all the stuff you get or how much money you spend, it's being with the ones you love. Those are very good words kudos to you my man. :cheers:

I'm spending this Christmas with my family we're all going on vacation and I don't think I'll be around UG much in the next while so here's hoping you have a good one too! Merry Christmas! :heart:

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arsonite wrote on Dec 24th, 2007 3:05pm

Forgot to click the kudos button. :D

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poopsmith666 wrote on Dec 24th, 2007 3:07pm

As much as I love Christmas, I can agree that it reeally has gotten out of hand

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noxiosimitator wrote on Dec 24th, 2007 3:21pm

it has some words in it that I don't understand..
but it sure is an awsome tekst, mainly because its true.
nice work :cheer:s

+2 kudos

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jj1565 wrote on Dec 24th, 2007 3:21pm

hey, good morning. nice take on christmas. :cheers: i dont know.
i think we all have to be responsible for our own christmas experience. people have been divided up into classes forever. teach your children to give and you can have a wonderful experience, in almost any living condition. Merry Christmas :cheers:

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phantom1 wrote on Dec 24th, 2007 3:32pm

You changed it to 'tears fall on deaf ears'! :D
I really like the first stanza, now that I know what D.I.N.K is. You already knew that I didn't really like this one, but I think it worked out fine and as long as you're happy with it.. :)

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Metal claw wrote on Dec 24th, 2007 4:10pm

I liked the wide spaces in between each scene. It makes the poem inviting.

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Dinkydaisy wrote on Dec 24th, 2007 4:22pm

:eek: Very nicely written.

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kaptink wrote on Dec 24th, 2007 4:24pm

I would prefer Christmas in Hollis by Run D.M.C.

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stepco12345 wrote on Dec 24th, 2007 4:33pm

I really liked that. I agree with you too.
Merry Xmas. :)

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XibanezedgeX wrote on Dec 24th, 2007 4:36pm

:cheers:
Beautiful!
People just need to step back sometimes and think about what Christmas is and ask themselves if all "this" (what ever it happens to be) is really nessicary.

Merry Christmas SYK, hope you have a great one.
:heart:

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Guitardude19 wrote on Dec 24th, 2007 4:49pm

Dude that was a very dark poem. I like it a lot. I cant find the words but its touched a spot.

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Jackal58 wrote on Dec 24th, 2007 4:59pm

Perspective.
Reminds me. I gotta go get the damn batteries.
Loved it man.

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Dave_Mc wrote on Dec 24th, 2007 5:03pm

wow that's morbid.

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Sceeb-O wrote on Dec 24th, 2007 5:09pm

Very nicely done. I liked it.

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gopherthegreat wrote on Dec 24th, 2007 5:13pm

nicely written.

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SOADrox429 wrote on Dec 24th, 2007 5:14pm

That's good. I agree with what you're trying to say here. Christmas has become far too commercialized.

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iain4444 wrote on Dec 24th, 2007 6:26pm

ahah i like it :) There's some really great lines in there, and there's a few that you should consider working on a bit :p: I'm not sure how full a crit you want here (though I'd guess your answer will be 'as full as you feel comfortable doing'. Heh, it's actually starting to feel like christmas; I just had this 'hmm, christmas' feeling lol, first one so far. In response to the general idea presented: I only got gifts for six people this holiday season, and I only actually purchased one of them (no stealing involved lol). I was in the Eaton's centre in downtown toronto two days ago, and it was _insane_. I definitely spent the rest of my day reflecting on how unbelievably commercialized christmas has become - nothing new of course, but it was just a massive example i guess.

Sorry i haven't hit you back in so long with that pm you sent me - I will at some point today. Happy holidays :)

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Dirk Gently wrote on Dec 24th, 2007 6:40pm

Good stuff, man.

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RHCP94 wrote on Dec 24th, 2007 6:49pm

Happy Festivus.

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Sanctus Ignis wrote on Dec 24th, 2007 6:55pm

MEGA KUDOZ!!1

I love this man. Wonderful explanation on the commercialization of this holiday. Ahh, the world!

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Nathan_393 wrote on Dec 24th, 2007 8:02pm

Nice man
I like all the metaphors in there

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OddOneOut wrote on Dec 24th, 2007 10:09pm

You just took me right back to when I spent christmas in the phillipines. It sickened me too see how much crap people were buying when I was at work, its the sort of thing you notice more when you've spent your holidays in a town built from corrugated metal. x

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HawkaLuigi wrote on Dec 24th, 2007 10:51pm

:cheers:

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the_random_hero wrote on Dec 24th, 2007 11:56pm

Aww, warms my heart and stuff. Sort of makes me less angry that my parents spent 6x what they spent on me than my brother =/

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Kensai wrote on Dec 25th, 2007 12:05am

Very nicely done :golfclap:

So I take it you had a bad christmas? ;)

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pAmpH wrote on Dec 25th, 2007 12:49am

That was really really well done.

:)

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hope's downfall wrote on Dec 25th, 2007 1:16am

i read this when you first posted it in s+l and i really really like the revisions. i dont have much constructive to say here, you pretty much perfected it.

i do have to say, though, the ending feels a bit cheesy-hallmark-card for me. but don't worry, i'm sure that's largely due to the fact that i'm a cold cynical bitch.

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Damone_player07 wrote on Dec 25th, 2007 1:33am

Very nicely written. Sad though =(

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shigidab0p wrote on Dec 25th, 2007 5:39am

This is very well done, I commend you. Reminds me of the tone of T.S Eliot, though he was quite a bit less direct. His "Journey of the Magi" is a kind of similar theme, it's the journey of the biblical magi from the point of view of one of them.

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carrotcake wrote on Dec 25th, 2007 5:56am

:golfclap:
Nicely done.

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Till From Kenig wrote on Dec 25th, 2007 7:56am

It was difficult to understand some phrases with my knowledge of English, but I am impressed. It's great. I'll be waiting for next one.

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raindropsXroses wrote on Dec 25th, 2007 8:22am

Wow, this is amazing, SYK. :) I reviewed it on your thread in S&L, and I mentioned this there, but... I recommend the song Holiday by James McMurtry. It's a great song that this poem totally reminds me of. The guitar is nice, and the lyrics are even better.

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damn-right! wrote on Dec 25th, 2007 8:40am

Nice work! :)

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VoodooChild15 wrote on Dec 25th, 2007 8:12pm

Now I feel like a bitch for complaining about getting a toiletries bag. Great stuff, I love the rhythm.

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jthm_guitarist wrote on Dec 26th, 2007 2:08am

One of the best things I've read on UG.

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GuitarBassDude wrote on Dec 26th, 2007 2:25am

nice it really speaks to me +2 kudos my man

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TonyRandall wrote on Dec 26th, 2007 9:18am

GREAT. i love it.

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♥ß☼ßãO♥ (Chris) wrote on Dec 26th, 2007 6:26pm

crackwhore lol

nice job man.

i liked it.

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Joshrocker48 wrote on Dec 27th, 2007 12:42am

You have a knack for this.
Great work man. Very wonderfully structured and it had a great rhythm.
I hope you had a content and fulfilling holiday.
:cheers:

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ZanasCross wrote on Dec 28th, 2007 7:55pm

I've really enjoyed watching the evolution of this piece. It started out with so many solid ideas, but built with very shaky grammar and general style. This is so much better. There are still a few things we could be picky about but this really works and conveys quite a few good points all while story telling and using plain English. I think that's what I love most about it... no abstract metaphors, no crazy playing on words... just 'here it is, chew on it... its good."

Thanks for the shout.

-zach

(sorry that took so long... was internetless (kind of; dial-up *shudders*)

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Shabalaba wrote on Dec 28th, 2007 9:30pm

Great man, you have a talent at writing poems

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abhishek21 wrote on Dec 29th, 2007 8:33am

Overall it's really nice . It has evolved like monkeys . i don't know why I didn't critique it. I guess I was busy .

Keep writing . Maybe I'll start writing soon.

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Mistress_Ibanez wrote on Dec 29th, 2007 9:08am

Wow, amazing.

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BGSM wrote on Dec 30th, 2007 12:29am

That's really good, +2.

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starcaster13 wrote on Dec 30th, 2007 12:48pm

That rocked dude.

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Smiley-JLU wrote on Dec 31st, 2007 7:17am

thats so deep. you should produce it.

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ss311 wrote on Dec 31st, 2007 1:06pm

+infinity for message and style.

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Invader Jim wrote on Jan 3rd, 2008 5:26am

That's awesome, man. :cheers:

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blu_flame34 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2008 2:15pm

Sorry for the late response- I just got back from a long trip :o

I loved it though, particularly the ending. It's all so applicable- although in the repeats I couldn't help but hearing a Godfather-esque "on this, the day of my daughter's wedding".

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*kas wrote on Jan 5th, 2008 6:01am

They sought praises and flatteries
But got insults and sneers.
Stupid Dad forgot batteries
On this,
The worst Christmas in years.

Very clever, great piece overall.

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minichibi wrote on Jan 24th, 2008 9:57pm

You're awesome SYK :D

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Seth Shadows wrote on Mar 27th, 2008 9:37pm

damn. write more please

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metalwarrior40 wrote on Dec 4th, 2008 10:04pm

very nice, agree with all of that

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vintage x metal wrote on Dec 8th, 2008 3:08am

Lovely, babe, just lovely.
Cheers to you this holiday

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damskippy wrote on Dec 17th, 2008 7:31pm

Thought provoking, both sad and inspirational. Thanks dude.

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Davo Ownz wrote on Dec 24th, 2008 2:06am

On the streets of the City
more gritty than pretty,
three sons of a crackwhore,
there were four, then the gang war.

Only verse that didn't fit

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TAKMAN666 wrote on Dec 27th, 2008 7:14pm

Very nicely written. Sad though

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TAKMAN666 wrote on Dec 27th, 2008 7:14pm

was amazing

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SMBoo28 wrote on Dec 31st, 2008 8:54pm

i love this
christmas has been corrupted from a holiday celebrating our Lord's birth as a man to a couple of presents at the end of the year.

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Alice637 wrote on Jan 1st, 2009 3:50pm

that is awesome :D

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GothGirl666 wrote on Jan 3rd, 2009 5:50am

i remember my friend telling me about his last year. its really powerful. thanks for the add.

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CrimsonBizzare wrote on Jan 5th, 2009 5:55pm

Nice :cheers:

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angus_young_32 wrote on Jan 7th, 2009 3:34am

+2

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salmon philippe wrote on Feb 28th, 2009 6:41am

What more can I say after all these comments ?
Que dire de plus après tous ces commentaires ?

I remmember now that xmas is your birthday man !
"25 december 2025..."
It is always a pity to have your bithday on xmas...makes less presents
Wait a few years till you're born again, then it gets better

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