SexyLikeAPig

SexyLikeAPig wrote on Apr 30th, 2013 at 2:27pm : Well now, that's awfully forward of you. At least blow me first.

Nothing is awfully foward for Ometh
I feel weird talking about myself on the third person lol.

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SexyLikeAPig wrote on Apr 30th, 2013 at 1:11pm : So, I'm roasting a turkey, how should I stuff it?

I dunno tbh, but I know exactly how I would stuff you

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SexyLikeAPig wrote on Apr 29th, 2013 at 2:07pm : How dare you compare me to the detestable Lobo? And you're a fine one to talk, with that skank-faced hippy chick you seem so enchanted by. You sleep around Adam, I don't care, just don't come running to me when you've got herpes.

Ok, when it actually gets personal i think we're taking in too far

And people lurking are probly confused like fuck

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SexyLikeAPig wrote on Apr 28th, 2013 at 10:40pm : What, like you can't handle me after you've had your fill? I'm just there to be used, aren't I? ;__;

Oh don't try to pretend like you're some sort of white knite, we all know what you did to Face ;_;

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SexyLikeAPig wrote on Apr 26th, 2013 at 2:59pm : About time you showed your face again.

SexyLikeAPig wrote on Apr 26th, 2013 at 3:44pm : Well then, I'm gonna spam your profile, just 'cause I can

SexyLikeAPig wrote on Apr 26th, 2013 at 3:44pm : Because I can

SexyLikeAPig wrote on Apr 26th, 2013 at 3:45pm : Is there any other reason?

SexyLikeAPig wrote on Apr 26th, 2013 at 3:45pm : No, is the answer.

SexyLikeAPig wrote on Apr 26th, 2013 at 3:46pm : <3

SexyLikeAPig wrote on Apr 26th, 2013 at 3:47pm : Oh, and by the way, it isn't just your eyes that stop me from performing. It's the fact that you leave me unfulfilled and alienated afterwards.

SexyLikeAPig wrote on Apr 26th, 2013 at 3:47pm : ;__;

SexyLikeAPig wrote on Apr 26th, 2013 at 3:48pm : Where is our relationship going Adam?

SexyLikeAPig wrote on Apr 26th, 2013 at 3:48pm : I'm just not sure anymore.

Whoa there, this is just too much too handle right now...

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SexyLikeAPig wrote on Apr 9th, 2013 at 12:45pm : adamgur96 wrote on Apr 8th, 2013 at 10:03pm :WTF. This was supposed to go on Obscene's profile. Whatisthisidonteven. hmm, well then The real question is though, who do I blame? Obama or the Jews? Perhaps there some new danger from another race, threatening to ruin our lives?

Jew Obama?

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SexyLikeAPig wrote on Apr 9th, 2013 at 2:06am : Your moustache is seeneyj?!

what the fuck how did I never notice???

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SexyLikeAPig wrote on Apr 8th, 2013 at 7:05pm : SexyLikeAPig wrote on Apr 8th, 2013 at 7:05pm : Your moustache is seeneyj?! WTF. This was supposed to go on Obscene's profile. Whatisthisidonteven.

hmm, well then

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SexyLikeAPig wrote on Apr 7th, 2013 at 1:01am : Dat profile pic

Even my mustache wears sunnies

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SexyLikeAPig wrote on Apr 4th, 2013 at 2:05pm : Seems legit.

glad ya think so legit is what I go for normally

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SexyLikeAPig wrote on Feb 21st, 2013 at 6:48pm : That's a good point, lncognito. Perhaps, just for that, I'll make you Head Junior Vice Deputy High Priest. Which has double the costs, but I'll give you a month's free and it'll look good on your CV.

Excellent!

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(Starts pulling strings for you to "transcend" the fetters of mortality.)

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SexyLikeAPig wrote on Feb 23rd, 2013 at 12:57am : Psyks was is name, and he put us all to shame. Heh heh heh, that rhymes. Anyway, here's an example of his work: http://i1140.photobucket.com/albums/n569/Deathdica l/sfdgsYAAAA.png

most accurate poem ever haha

man I wish I could do stuff like that, and I wish I'd have screencapped someof the ones I was there for

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SexyLikeAPig wrote on Feb 22nd, 2013 at 2:50am : I might do, if I get a chance. It normally just descends into dicks, or people having colour wars and not drawing anything. Or that guy who owns a tablet joins and puts us mouse-using peasants to shame.

Fuck dude who was that guy?? he was so awesome

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SexyLikeAPig wrote on Feb 21st, 2013 at 6:48pm : That's a good point, lncognito. Perhaps, just for that, I'll make you Head Junior Vice Deputy High Priest. Which has double the costs, but I'll give you a month's free and it'll look good on your CV.

Hmm... that will give me direct control of the inquisitors and the Holy Guards, while putting me second in command (on earth). And you know how every religion needs it martyr, preferably as high up in [s]the system[/s] "enlightenment" as possible.

You know what? I'll take that job.

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SexyLikeAPig wrote on Feb 20th, 2013 at 12:30am : I miss the UG Flockdraw. Still, it lasted a good while. In that one, Zappp's my personal favourite.

I did one once, it was going great and then some asshole came and started drawing dicks

you should make a revival

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SexyLikeAPig wrote on Feb 20th, 2013 at 10:18pm : Don't feel bad, it happens to the best of us. I've done it at least twice before. Maybe I'll make that phrase the motto of my religion, when I eventually create one and charge people to join it.

That does not seem wise.

You shouldn't have an entry fee, but a a subscription fee. Religion is a though market, and an up-front fee might demotivate followers.

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SexyLikeAPig wrote on Feb 19th, 2013 at 9:54pm : It's like I always say; if you can't make light of your own death, what's the point in living? Actually, I've never said that before, but maybe I will, because that is profound, maaan.

You should. It could be a revolutionary source of illumination.

(I somehow managed to post this on my own wall at first try. Felt like a major idiot )

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SexyLikeAPig wrote on Feb 19th, 2013 at 4:27pm : That... that is so deep.

Btw, I just checked out that convo you referenced. It was most amusing

No, seriously, that was hilarious (for me) to read

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That fucking profile picture

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SexyLikeAPig wrote on Feb 18th, 2013 at 7:38pm : You filthy lurker you. Don't stop.

Oh I didn't plan on it

SexyLikeAPig wrote on Feb 18th, 2013 at 8:09pm : Well, I updated my info, just for you.

Lurk time is back on!

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