I'm away from the computer for a couple of days and come back to find that my profile has been utterly in shambles. Sabotaged, I tell you!
And the worst part is, the culprit in this monumental crime cannot be tracked or hunted in any way, even by the marvels of conventional computers. What has this hijacker done, you ask, that has made me such a wreck? Well, if the problem wasn't already glaringly obvious, I'll fill you in.
Someone has listened to the mp3s of my guitar skills, and given many of them incredibly low ratings! Hybrid picking a Beginner ++? Preposterous! My work on painstakingly reproducing the multiple-strings-apart harmony from "Five Magics" has oft led listeners to liken me to a guitar robot, or at least a human who had a horrific but life-changing sexual encounter with a guitar robot as a very young child. This is madness!
This is not my only gripe. Power chords a Beginner +?! That would perhaps hold true if I were playing ordinary, standard power chords, my friends. But no, the saboteur in question obviously did not realize the difficulty of the power chords I was playing, which were actually closer to super power chords than anything else. You've got the root, the fifth, AND the octave! Plus, when using the 4th string as my root note, adding the octave in said super power chord involves stretching my pinky monumentally farther than I would if it were a normal power chord. But if blind, ignorant flaming is all this spammer seems to care about, I shall now declare that I will be the bigger man here, and use any methods necessary to track down this renegade and sabotage his (or her) profile tenfold!
Come on, you cowardly sack of scum! Show yourself!!!
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