Salmon86

Salmon86 wrote on Jul 21st, 2009 at 2:21am : Broderick is undeniably beastly, but Friedman is god (even though Future Addict only had one good song on it imo) And by now everyone knows Headcrusher is a rip off of Crash Bandicoot :P

Noooooooooooo

Anyone who thinks that is retarded. You wouldn't happen to swim upstream sideways would you?

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Salmon86 wrote on Jul 20th, 2009 at 10:50pm : Sure were, take no prisoners and all that jazz

Chris Broderick does a good job at playing Friedman's stuff. The new album could be as good as RIP.

But, Marty has such an amazing style of guitar, and Dave will never write as good as he did then.

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OHHH I JUST SAW YOU LIKE MARTY FRIEDMAN?!

We should have a discussion of the great RIP Megadeth lineup.

Sooooo, they were great eh?

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Salmon86 wrote on Jul 18th, 2009 at 4:05am : Cool, i'll get someone to engrave 'shinde kudasai' on it then its killin time

orrr "I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of bubblegum"

I think that'd be better on a gun.

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Salmon86 wrote on Jul 18th, 2009 at 2:34am : What!? Over 9000!?!? I still might need two of them, its pretty big after all http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sun_and_VY_Canis _Majoris.svg

I am well aware of how big it is. I love astronomy.

Believe me, it'll do the job. Just in case though, I'll make them turn it in to a Tsar Nutbuster One Trillion.

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Salmon86 wrote on Jul 18th, 2009 at 1:26am : Sounds good, but I'd also want it to be strong enough to blow up something like VY Canis Majoris

Well, I consulted my friend bleeborb about this, and he says you need the Nutbuster 9001.

It's power level is over nine thousand!!!

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Salmon86 wrote on Jul 16th, 2009 at 11:13pm : All I need now is a death laser on my head, then I'm set

I think I can hook you up.

I have some alien friends from the planet Gubalaher. They have a laser that can pierce into a man's soul.

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Salmon86 wrote on Jul 15th, 2009 at 3:08am : Sent away 100 cereal box tops to get myself robot arms controlled by the mind

Fucking sweet.

I envy you. You're a salmon and have robot arms... that's like epic.

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I just realized.. HOW DO YOU PLAY GUITAR?!?!

Fish may be able to watch tv and own them as well. But they cannot play guitar.

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Salmon86 wrote on Jun 30th, 2009 at 7:53pm : You only just noticed that?

Sadly, yes.

No wonder my rituals to please Odin never worked. I was sacrificing virgins to the wrong god.

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Salmon86 wrote on Jun 30th, 2009 at 12:56am : Pretty tough, I dont know how i ever did managed before without the pre-migratory crack cocaine hit

You use to migrate without crack cocaine in your system!?? holy shit man, you must be like.. god.

Just a warning: Don't vacation to B.C., Canada. They fish your kin here lots D: Not to mention the bears. Not a good place for any Salmon to be.

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Salmon86 wrote on Jun 30th, 2009 at 12:25am : They had the NHL finals on tv but thats about it...and sure salmon can own own tv's, havent you ever watched spongebob squarepants?

Oh right, how silly of me.

How was this years migration?

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Salmon86 wrote on Jun 29th, 2009 at 2:27am : Sure a bunch of em, I'd watch more of Wimbledon if it didnt start at midnight here. Plus i have 99 posts in the NRL thread, gotta make something special for the hundreth. Theres a game of it on now that im watching. Other than that i guess i like most of them out there really

Watch any hockey? is there ever even any hockey on in New Zealand? haha.. and wait a minute!! you're a salmon, you can't own a tv.. or a computer for that matter.. I'm on to you.

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Salmon86 wrote on Jun 28th, 2009 at 10:21pm : Maybe i will now that my exams are finally over, praise jeebus

PRAISE THE LORD!

Football season is going to start soon (Canadian Football League) so I'm excited, I love sports to death.

Do you like any sports?

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Salmon86 wrote on Jun 26th, 2009 at 1:02am : Theyre around somewhere, dont hear much about it though, crystal meth is the problem drug i think. Also we apparently have a binge drinking culture that causes some trouble. Not to mention theres supposed to be 5 illegal brothels in my area but i have no idea where they are. No dirty hookers for me

Dude.. you should start scouting the area for those fine establishments.

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Salmon86 wrote on Jun 22nd, 2009 at 8:00pm : Good thing we're the most peaceful country in the world, maybe we need to be.

Yeah, I never thought of it. Do you guys even have like criminals there? and like junkies and shit? haha. It just seems like New Zealand is like filled with only.. good?

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Salmon86 wrote on Jun 22nd, 2009 at 7:35pm : You got banned? for how long? The army careers guy came to my school but NZ probably has one of the smallest and worst equipped militarys out of any developed country going around, so i passed on that. You would probably end up protecting 6 year olds from bullys

45 days -.- second ban.

Haha. Yeah, I can't see New Zealand having that great of an army even if they had a great funding.

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Salmon86 wrote on Jun 22nd, 2009 at 4:53pm : FUUUUUU about what? Im doing Biology, like microbiology and plant pathology junk with sprinklings of anthropology. In fact I have exams at the end of this week so I'm trying to avoid UG

FUUUU about lots of things, my life isn't exactly perfect. I have some days that are really shitty, and yesterday was one. Plus I was banned.

and that sounds cool, I'm not smart enough for sciences. If I go to college it will be like.. History, English, Politics, Economy, Military Strategy and Psychology (that's because I'm going to join the army.. so I might as well go to the royal military college and get free college )

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- life.

Hey, I just realized you were in college, what you studying?

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Mwahaha... That was stupidly hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.

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