I'm more or less two people, but not in the schizoid way.
I can be down to earth, chill, and otherwise boring unless something strikes my fancy. Otherwise I'm a total maniac, drunk as fuck and attempting to play some kind of lick that is WAY beyond my skill level.
I picked my first guitar up in October '06. I just up and decided that I wanted to play guitar. Once I get my shit together, I imagine I might take some lessons, and learn a little bit more theory (I've got a junior high education, music wise)
I've got a kid on the way...That's gonna be LOTS of fun..