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Saturday, May 03, 2008

Any Advice?

I just go the Digitech RP90 pedal.
 
Is It any good?
11:02 am - 2 comments - 0 Kudos
Saturday, April 26, 2008

Bored

Current mood: bored

Here's a riddle
 
 
Two men go into a bar and order icewater
 
The bartender poisons both glasses
 
The first man drinks it quickly, walks out, and lives
 
But the second man drinks it slowly, and dies
 
Why does the first man live?
 
(to find out the answer, highlight directly under the word ANSWER:)
 
:idea:
ANSWER:
The Poison Is In The Ice!
2:25 pm - 1 comments - 1 Kudos
Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Funny Joke

Current mood: happy

Alright, a business man was driving late at night, when his car broke down, so he signaled a pickup truck to pull over. A farmer came out and said, "What seems to be the problem?" so the business man told him all about it. Then the farmer said that since he didn't have his tools, they would go back to his farm in the pickup truck, get tools and come back.
 
 But, by the time they got back to the house, it was around 3 in the morning, so the farmer said, "How about we get some rest, and go fix your car in the morning." To which the business man happily agreed. The farmer led him to an empty stable and said, "You can sleep here for the night, but whatever you do, do not stick your cock in the cornhole." So the business man thought this was a fair enough agreement and the farmer went on his way.
 
So, the business man was lying awake, wondering what was so bad about the cornhole, he eventually decided that he would stick his cock in the cornhole, to see what was so bad.
 
The farmer woke up in the morning, and headed toward the stable. When he got there he found the business man lying on th ground, holding his crotch in pain, naked. "You stuck your cock in the cornhole, didn't you?" said the farmer. The business man replied, "Ya, what's in that thing?" To which the farmer replied:
 
 
 
"It's the milksucker, doesn't stop 'till it gets a gallon!":wtf::(
 
 
9:09 am - 11 comments - 4 Kudos
Monday, April 21, 2008

Rock Calendar!/ ready for Skynyrd month?

Current mood: busy

Hey, I ust came up with the rock calendar, which is a calendar that gives great bands a month, with two special dates in the month, one for a song by the band, and one for another band that i didn't have room for.
 
 
January = Led Zeppelin Month
Important Dates: Jan. 14 - Staiway to Heaven Day
                        Jan. 36 - Boston Day
 
February = Jimi Hendrix Experience Month (JHE Month)
Important Dates: Feb. 7 - Purple Haze Day
                        Feb. 30 - ZZ Top Day
 
March = Van Halen Month
Important Dates: Mar. 11 - Motley Crue Day
                        Mar. 23 - Panama Day
 
April = Aerosmith Month
Important Dates: Apr. 1 - Guns 'N' Roses Day
                        Apr. 28 - Back In The Saddle Day
 
May = Lynyrd Skynyrd Month
Inportant Dates: May 2 - Free Bird Day 
                       May 31 - Ozzy Osbourne Day
 
June = Pink Floyd Month
Important Dates: June 12 - Journey Day
                        June 29 - Wish You Were Here Day
 
July = Metallica Month
Important Dates: July 11 - Poison Day
                        July 20 - Enter Sandman Day
 
August = Allman Brothers Band Month
Important Dates: Aug. 5 - Ramblin' Man Day
                        Aug. 17 - Rush Day
 
September = The Beatles Month
Important Dates: Sept. 10 - Come Together Day
                        Sept. 28 - Steve Miller Band Day
 
October = Blue Oyster Cult Month
Important Dates: Oct. 12 - The Eagles Day
                        Oct. 31 - Don't Fear The Reaper Day
 
November = Kiss Month
Important Dates: Nov. 14 - Queen Day
                        Nov. 25 - Calling Doctor Love Day
 
December = AC/DC Month
Important Dates: Dec. 8 - Thunderstruck Day
                        Dec. 21 - Rolling Stones Day
 
Alright, I tried to get a band in there for everybody, but I'm only putting in a certain amount of time, and these are all supposed to be CLASSIC ROCK bands, so, with that said, I hope everyone's happy.
 
                                                                             Rock Eternally,
                                                                             Rocker Extreme:headbang::headbang:  
1:39 pm - 2 comments - 2 Kudos
Saturday, April 19, 2008

Wish Me Luck

Current mood: AAARRRGH!

I am about to go way over my head in this band business, Delayed Reaction, is gion through some rough times, and this isn't going to be easy, my rhthm guitarist's computer won't work, so he can't make a profile, & i don't know why my drummer can't, he just doesn't, and i can't trust my friend/manager on the progress he says he's made in getting me a singer, so, i need some comforting words right now. If you know what i'm going through, leave a comment.:confused:
4:07 pm - 2 comments - 0 Kudos
Saturday, April 12, 2008

Shine A Light

Current mood: refreshed

If you get a chance to see the stonese movie, Shine A Light, go see it. Especially if it's in IMAX, because it sounds like you're ctually there. Overall, out of ten, I would give this movie an 8.5: the sound is overall the best part. the only think I wasn't too happy with was the song choice, not because the songs they played were bad, but because they left some of my favorites out, such as "Beast of Burden" and "You Can't Always Get What You Want." This show is worth the money, so go see it.
 
:wavey:!
3:16 pm - 0 comments - 0 Kudos
Wednesday, April 09, 2008

HELP!!!!???

Current mood: determined

Hey, this is my first blog so here we go:
 
 Please check out my band profile for Delayed Reaction, I could really use some help. My band is starting off right now, and if you live in southern Indianapolis, and know some good singers, I could really use your help, so if you know anyone, you can aim my rhythm guitarist (i'll get the sceen name next time). I could use all of the help I can get.
 
                                                                                Rock On Always,
                                                                              Rocker Extreme
12:02 am - 0 comments - 0 Kudos
Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Cool Song!

Current mood: contemplative

Sniper
by Harry Chapin It is an early Monday morning.
The sun is becoming bright on the land.
No one is watching as he comes a walking.
Two bulky suitcases hang from his hands.
 
He heads towards the tower that stands in the campus.
He goes through the door, he starts up the stairs.
The sound of his footsteps, the sound of his breathing,
The sound of the silence when no one was there.
 
I didn't really know him.
He was kind of strange.
Always sort of sat there.
He never seemed to change.
 
He reached the catwalk. He put down his burden.
The four sided clock began to chime.
Seven AM, the day is beginning.
So much to do and so little time.
 
He looks at the city where no one had known him.
He looks at the sky where no one looks down.
He looks at his life and what it has shown him.
He looks for his shadow it cannot be found.
 
He was such a moody child, very hard to touch.
Even as a baby he never smiled too much.
No no.No no.
 
You bug me, she said.
Your ugly, she said.
Please hug me, I said.
But she just sat there
With the same flat stare
That she saves for me alone
When I'm home.
When I'm home.
Take me home.
 
He laid out the rifles, he loaded the shotgun,
He stacked up the cartridges along the wall.
He knew he would need them for his conversation.
If it went as it he planned, then he might use them all.
 

He said Listen you people I've got a question
You won't pay attention but I'll ask anyhow.
I found a way that will get me an answer.
Been waiting to ask you 'till now.
Right now !

 

Am I ?
I am a lover whose never been kissed.
Am I ?
I am a fighter whose not made a fist.
Am I ?
If I'm alive then there's so much I've missed.
How do I know I exist ?
Are you listening to me ?
Are you listening to me ?
Am I ?

 

The first words he spoke took the town by surprise.
One got Mrs. Gibbons above her right eye.
It blew her through the window wedged her against the door.
Reality poured from her face, staining the floor.

 

He was kind of creepy,
Sort of a dunce.
I met him at the corner bar.
I only dated the poor boy once,
That's all. Just once, that was all.

  Bill Whedon was questioned as stepped from his car.
Tom Scott ran across the street but he never got that far.
The police were there in minutes, they set up baricades.
He spoke right on over them in a half-mile circle.

In a dumb struck city his pointed questions were sprayed.
He knocked over Danny Tyson as he ran towards the noise.
Just about then the answers started comming.
Sweet, sweet joy.

Thudding in the clock face, whining off the walls,
Reaching up to where he sat there, answering calls.

Thirty-seven people got his message so far.
Yes, he was reaching them right were they are.

 

They set up an assault team. They asked for volunteers.
They had to go and get him, that much was clear.
And the word spread about him on the radios and TV's.
In appropriately sober tone they asked "Who can it be ?"

 

He was a very dull boy, very taciturn.
Not much of a joiner, he did not want to learn.
No no.No no.

  They're coming to get me, they don't want to let me
Stay in the bright light too long.
It's getting on noon now, it's goin to be soon now.
But oh, what a wonderful sound !
 

Mama, won't you nurse me ?
Rain me down the sweet milk of your kindness.
Mama, it's getting worse for me.
Won't you please make me warm and mindless ?

 

Mama, yes you have cursed me.
I never will forgive you for your blindness.
I hate you!

 

The wires are all humming for me.
And I can hear them coming for me.
Soon they'll be here, but there's nothing to fear.
Not any more though they've blasted the door.

  As the copter dropped the gas he shouted " Who cares ?" .
They could hear him laughing as they started up the stairs.
As they stormed out on the catwalk, blinking at the sun,
With their final fusillade his answer had come. Am I ?

There is no way that you can hide me.
Am I ?
Though you have put your fire inside me.
Am I ?
You've given me my answer can't you see ?
I was !
I am !
and now I Will Be
I WILL BE!!!!

12:43 pm - 0 comments - 0 Kudos

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