This is a list of things that users do in the pit that are really gay.
1) Reporting posts/threads
Self explanatory, there are always mods online who should be doing their job. Being an ass kiss is normally really blatant, but it presents itself incredibly more so by reporting someone and then posting "reported", basically giving that person control over when to end the thread. I just like how they think they are being helpful, as if pointing out the obvious is groundbreaking stuff.
2) Complaining about poll options
I make a poll that allows you to vote every option. Thus, a couple people think it's HILARIOUS to choose all the options in the poll and fuck with my shit. I don't care, but they think it's FUCKING THE FUNNIEST THING EVER, so they do it. Then, there are the people who come in and bitch about how the results of a fucking internet poll have been skewed and are no longer valid in their eyes or whatever the fuck. If you seriously give that much of a fuck about the results of a poll in the pit, you need to take a deep breath and get over yourself. I like giving all the options so that I can vote for whatever I feel like. If you want a poll with results, make it before I do and set up your own poll.
3) lolstacks in sigs
Hey, we get it. You're funny. You made someone lol irl probably, and that person vocalized it. Putting it in your sig makes you look like "that guy" instantly. Who cares? Everyone gets a lolstack here and there, and even then, the concept of a lolstack is already pretty shitty to begin with.
4) Asking the pit for help and being serious
This is more lame than annoying really. Just the fact that people come to the pit to tell random people their problems, expecting a serious response to a moderately important time in their life. Not really much to say about this because it often speaks for itself by the first couple of posts in the thread.
5) Constant Photoshop threads
Maybe this is an easy target, because it's apparent that most of the time, these threads aren't going to get past page two before a mod sees it and closes it in order to contain the fail and prevent infecting everyone else. Still, the fact that you saw a mildly comedic situation portrayed in a picture and decided to post it for us all to giggle about is gay enough. This is the best example of where the pit would be a better place if people didn't randomly start threads for the sake of either getting their name out there or just to get cliched responses from predictable posters. Threads should be thought out and planned more often than randomly created...much like a painting or an album. Threads are losing their artistic credence and self expression. Do your part to stop stupid threads like these.
I like it a lot. Since most people don't get sarcasm, I tend to use it a lot. Sarcasm is awesome, and people who appreciate highly refined and impeccably tasteful sarcasm are probably very cool. That wasn't sarcasm. You rule, please keep using it. I will.
Also, the use of the word "bro" in an ironic manner is both cool and respectable. Please use it only in these terms.
Random hip-hop/rap songs that are amongst my favorite songs of all time.
In alphabetical order:
Aesop Rock - Daylight
Binary Star - Reality Check
Blackalicious - Blazing Arrow
Cannibal Ox - Iron Galaxy
Deltron 3030 - 3030
GZA - 4th Chamber
J Dilla - Mash
Jay-Z - 99 Problems
Kanye West - Touch the Sky
Madvillain - Accordion
Madvillain - Fancy Clown
Nas - The World Is Yours
Non-Prophets - The Cure
Outkast - So Fresh, So Clean
Quasimoto - Low End Conspiracy
The Roots - Dynamite!
Sage Francis - Crack Pipes
The Streets - Irony of It All
Wu Tang Clan - C.R.E.A.M.
Wu Tang Clan - Protect Ya Neck
YOU LIEK TOOOOL!1111111 Nothing you can do will ever make my day as shitty as yours are, ever. Your life is a waste, and your obvious lack of taste in anything makes me believe that you are an undesirable piece of douche/cunt/your choice.
Love,
Rhinestone Cowboy
P.S. OMG YOU LISTEN TO TOOOOLL !!1111111 HAHAHAHAHaha THATS LIKE BEING A FAN OF VIN DEISEL U BAG OF DICKS1
I know that nobody here knows who that man is (let alone me), but he was my grandfather, my family, and my friend. He passed away this morning in the hospital from complications of a chest cold and long term liver and respiratory problems. He was an alcoholic for many decades of his life, and he wasn't always the best parent to my mother or aunt, but he did what worked for him, and it's obvious he knew how to live life better than most people I knew.
He worked with the C.I.A. for many years as a private investigator at the Pentagon. After graduating from Williams in Massachussetts as an engineer and rocket scientist, he helped design the first American space shuttle ever, and worked on numerous missions and projects (some of which are still classified today). He flew bomber jets in a couple of decisive battles during WWII. He watched many of his friends disappear mid-air in a cloud of smoke and debris, and he watched his family life and overall relationship with those close to him degrade to a pathetic point that I can never imagine.
But none of that matters. He could've sat around and shot up heroin all day, but he still would be my grandfather, and one of the few people I truly and deeply respect with all honesty and sincerity in this world. He taught me to think about life in different ways, and as a young child (probably around 8-10) he taught me more than any teacher, parent, girlfriend, best friend, or human being on Earth. His radical perspective on life greatly affected who I am today, and I will never forget the time I had spent with him, whether it be building model planes or making a puzzle, talking about NASA or talking about our local atmosphere.
I'm planning on flying down to So Cal on Monday for his funeral, seeing as I'm up here in Sonoma right now. I don't know what I'll be thinking about the next couple of days, but I ask anyone who stumbles upon this post to atleast stop and think about the man who I am talking about right now. Please leave your sympathies, prayers, or whatever the fuck you think I need to hear below. I appreciate any support I get, and I hope you can understand the pain I've gone through even putting this on a webpage.
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