Maybe you've figured this out yourself. Maybe you think I'm a dangerous retard. MAYBE YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME. But none of that matters. What matters, is that I have a superior way of eating cookies and milk.
For starters, let's examine the normal process. I use the word "normal" as opposed to "fuckin' WRONG" because I'm not a jerk. NORMALLY, people take their cookie, and dunk it in their glass. The end result is a soggy treat with barely any milk on it, and a glass of milk with crumbs in it. Nigga please.
The process that I have stumbled upon, is to add the milk AFTER the fact. That means, take a bite of the cookie, then drink a bit of milk. This way, you get a perfect blend of ice cold freshness and crunchy baked goods. Such other benefits include;
No more spilt milk to not cry over
No more crumbs in your drink
Bigger penis is just 3 weeks
Simply put, if you don't eat your cookies AND THEN drink your milk, I will fuck you with a rake, and construct a fort out of your bones.
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