I want to thank my UG Friends for reading the insane ramblings of a madwoman that is my "Blog", a.k.a. Bizarre Life of Old Guitarist.
I also want to THANK YOU for leaving comments and kudos on it as well .
Let's all give Hiwaychild1 a round of applause for kicking his addiction. That was funnier than shit. I am STILL cracking up about the whole "Mock Intervention"
I was surprised by the fact that I actually made friends here, and that they found my "BLOG" interesting.
Something else occurred to me as I reviewed the "details" about all of you. I noticed that 4 of you, like myself, are from the U.S. South! Well butter my butt an call me a biscuit. It was so good to see that there is LIVING PROOF to show the world that Southerners are NOT gun totin, mud truck drivin, moonshine drinkin, crazy Hillbillies like everyone thinks.
Well, I might be, but it's too late to do anything about it now. MY last words might be "Hey Y'all watch 'iss", but you guys are going to follow that statement with some ASS KICKING guitar playing. You are already off to a GREAT start. DON'T SCREW IT UP MAN!!
Since I'm older than dirt and more f'd up than a soup sandwich, you can leave the reckless crazy redneck shit for me. I get really bored, and I'm from West Virginia, so I automatically win by default. LMFAO!
Someones got to live up to the reputation or there will be a HUGE void in the comedic world due to the lack of redneck jokes.
BTW... If you don't mind, Please Join the group "Sons and Daughters of Dixie Soil". We are a whole 2 members strong. We need more!
Well I'm not real sure what to say here, I'm a damn Yankee that lives in the south. I was born in New Hampshire, raised all over the US, and ended up here in Virginia, so I guess I'm just a rogue, but who's paying attention anyway right? I've lived here long enough for it to take effect.
I only know 1 Yankee joke....
What's the difference between a Yankee and a Damn Yankee? A Yankee goes back home...<smirk>
I am a Damn Yankee too! No one would ever guess if they spoke to me. I sound just like everyone else.....LMAO!
Now my secret is out... It's where I belong anyway. I never really did "fit in" wit dem damn yankees anyways..hahahahaaa