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Things That Are Pissing Me Off.
John McCain- Tell me, ladies and gentleman, do you really want a trigger-happy, almost dead, completely uninspirational, reincarnate of Franklin the Turtle as your president? Six months ago, I would've been delighted to say that John McCain had no fuckin' chance of winning the Republican nomination. But, somehow, this absolute asshole who despises the biggest political party in the United States (Democrats), has gotten enough money to continue his Campaign of Terror and is, through some miracle, the dead-locked frontrunner for the GOP nomination. Dammit. Really, how the hell? I mean, he is the absolute biggest supporter of a war 68% of the people in this country oppose. He's fuckin' nuts. The Iraq War is very similar to when your dad says 'Let's build a deck'. And Dad is uber gung-ho about the deck. But, in five years, the deck is a mess of splinters and duck tape and semen (because you ran out of Super Glue), and Dad keeps trying to defend the absolute idiotic construction of this deck. The neighbors are starting to hate us. And John 'Mac Is Back' McCain is like your equally crazy uncle, who wants to help dad build that deck. Both of them need to let the fucking deck go.
Progress Reports - Fuckin' progress reports. See, progress reports serve no purpose. They aren't decisive like report cards. They are simply pieces of paper designed to force your parents to make you think your grades are awful, when in reality, you still have a month to change them. It's bullshit.
All Of You Born-Again Giants Fans - Yeah, you know, all two-hundred million of you who became die-hard Giant's fans in the last two minutes of the Super Bowl. And all of you who ran around like assholes the day after saying 'OMG Brady sucks!!1loolololo!1'. Yeah. I mean, what's three Super Bowl rings, an 18-1 season, and the single-season touchdown record for a year? I know. You've been through thick and thin for all of one and a half minutes. Now, if you would please, go back to rooting for your bullshit hometown team (that means you Paul, time to break out the Lion's jersey) and shut the fuck up.
Anarchists - Hey there, dreamers! Now don't get worked up, I know how much the big, bad government oppresses you and your Sex Pistols cover band. But, do you think, that maybe you can pretend to be devote to a political ideaology that's, I don't know, fessible? The fact is, you only want to be an anarchist because people tell you that you do. Which really ruins the point, now doesn't it? Unless you want to live in a world similar to 'Mad Max', I suggest you shut the fuck up.
Nirvana. That's Right; Nirvana. - I tolerated Nirvana for long enough, but now it's just getting annoying. I enjoyed Nirvana when I was twelve and they were basically the heaviest thing I've ever listened. They just seem extremely boring to me now that my tastes have progressed. Kurt really doesn't deserve the praise he gets. He is a good songwriter, but really is not better than his contemperaries (Cornell, Vedder (blows Cobain away), and even Corgan). After one or two songs, it all runs together, and gets bland. In my opinion, Ghorl is better as a songwriter and guitarist, although the Foo Fighters are getting on my nerves too.
Which leads me too...
The Foo Fighters Beating Bruce Springsteen For Best Rock Album - Oh, bitch please. In my opinion, ESP&G (can't be bothered to write it all) is like oh-so-many Foo's albums before. It's like a continuation of 'In Your Honor'. 'Magic', however, was not only the best rock album of the year, but the best overall. Springsteen revamped his sound to appeal to a younger audience, and did so without alienating his older fans. That's an accomplishment. It really seems that the Foo's only won because they agreed to show up and play the ceremony while Springsteen couldn't be bothered. The Grammy's wouldn't want to give a major award to a recipient that wouldn't be there.
That has to be the biggest load of ass-salt I've ever read. You obviously don't know a damn thing about John McCain. Quit basing your political input on shit you see on Comedy Central (Colbert).
By the way, I like Cobain. Everything else you said was pretty accurate though.
And although I don't really listen to Nirvana, I give Cobain a lot of credit for one thing.
He took chords that had basically nothing to do with each other, key-wise or whatever, and somehow managed to make an easy-to-remember, catchy melody over them. I don't know how he did that, but it takes some skill.
Other than that, I don't really like the band. And I thought the most recent Foo album was stupid.
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