Im doin this song in a show with a friend. i gotta learn the words... im the hiphopopotamus. if you stumble across this, ill go ahead and bold my sections.
Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenocerous by: Flight of the Conchords
I’m the mother flippin’ Rhymenocerous My beats are phat and the birds are on my back And I’m horny I’m horny If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede Cos I hit you with my flow The Wild Rhino Stampede. I’m not just wild, I’m trained, Domesticated I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated And subsequently procreated That’s how it goes Here’s the Hiphopopotamus The hip hop hippo They call me the Hiphopopotamus My lyrics are bottomless *ahem* Sometimes our rhymes are polite like thank you for dinner Miss Rite. That was very delicious. Goodnight. Sometimes they're obscene like a pornographic dream and you see 17 wet ladies in a stream of margarine. Ha ha ha ha haaa! Yeah some margarine They call me the Hiphopopotamus Flows that glow like phosphorous Poppin’ off the top of this esophagus Rockin’ this metropolis I’m not a large water-dwelling mammal Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve tell you that, perchance? Hmm... Steve. My rhymes and records they don’t get played Because my records and rhymes they don’t get made And if you rap like me you don’t get paid And if you roll like me you don’t get laid. My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist But you lovely bitches and ho's should know I’m trying to correct this. Other rappers dis me Say my rhymes are sissy. Why? Why? Why? What? Why exactly? What? Why? Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why? Why? Why, because I rap about reality? Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea? There ain’t no party like my nanna’s tea party. Hey! Ho! I’m the motherflippin’ I’m the motherflippin’ I’m the motherflippin’ Who’s the motherflippin? I’m the motherflippin’ I’m the motherflippin’ I’m the motherflippin’ Motherflippin’
My life hasnt changed a bit. i've only been in the FOTB for a day, and my god there are a bunch of crybabys on there. they keep whining about somethin along the lines of "OMGZ i didnt do anything!!!!! let me OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" its quite pathetic actually. i would have expected these people to be alot less whiny. but i can be wrong... ah well... not like it hasn't happened be4. anyways... SEE YA IN 30 DAYS!!!!!!!
So this is my first blog on UG and just wanted to get an idea of what every one listens to. So please post your favorite, and no flaming others choices of music.
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