I am on a large nautical floating cruiser, I am on a large nautical floating cruiser, everyone please direct your attention at me, for I am traveling on a large nautical floating cruiser. I am on a large nautical floating cruiser, I am on a large nautical floating cruiser, study the yacht carefully, and be aware that I am aboard the vessel.
coryklok wrote on Oct 21st, 2009 at 3:06pm : I'M ON A BOAT, I'M ON A BOAT, EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME CAUSE I'M SAILIN' ON A BOAT. I'M ON A BOAT I'M ON A BOAT, TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHAFUCKIN' BOAT
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I'M ON BOAT MOTHAFUCKA TAKE A LOOK AT ME
STRAIGHT FLOATIN' ON A BOAT ON THE DEEP BLUE SEA
BUSTIN' 5 KNOTS WIND WHIPPIN' AT MY COAT
YOU CAN'T STOP ME MOTHAFUCKA CAUSE I'M ON A BOAT
Take a photo, lad, I'm residing on a watercraft. We're consuming champagne, for it is quite refreshing. I have my swimming gear with me, along with some suitable footwear for the season, while I cook burgers of the cow variety, and you are working, making photocopies of necessary documents.
coryklok wrote on Oct 21st, 2009 at 6:40pm : TAKE A PICTURE TRICK, I'M ON A BOAT BITCH. WE DRINKIN' SANTANA CHAMP CAUSE IT'S SO CRISP
I GOT MY SWIM TRUNKS, AND MAH FLIPPY-FLOPPYS
I'M COOKIN' BURGER'S, YOU AT KINKO'S STRAIGHT FLIPPIN COPIES
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I'M RIDIN' ON A DOLPHIN
DOIN' FLIPS AN' SHIT
THE DOLPHIN'S SPLASHIN' GETTIN' EVERYBODY ALL WET
BUT THIS AIN'T SEA-WORLD, THIS IS REAL AS IT GETS
I'M ON A BOAT MOTHAFUCKA DON'T YOU EVER FORGET
I'm on this watercruiser, speeding through the sea, while I don my ship themed scarf. I rule the world from the top of this yacht, as if I were Leonardo DiCaprio, thus meaning I can conclude if you are standing on the shoreline, you are not my being.