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Rap sucks. Microsoft sucks. Windows sucks. Here’s why.
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Why rap sucks holy bung hole:

Rap involves little, to no talent. All you have to do is rhyme, and speak poor English. I mean seriously! "Dat ho be messin wit ma draws!!" Phrases like that are downright idiotic, and pathetic. Rap has turned atleast 2/5ths of the past 2 WHITE generations into idiotic, retarded, wiggers!! That is why people call us American's "retarded!" Rap has turned mainstream music into a train wreck. Rap has made everyone speak improper English. Rap has made kids say "dat" instead of "that" and instead of "their" it's "they" and even "is" is now spoken with "be!!" I hate rap music. So should anyone with half a brain hate it as well!!

Why Microsoft sucks holy anus:

Microsoft steals all their "innovations" from other companies. The very first Windows to come out was stolen from the beta of the Apple Mac I! Windows Vista was stolen from OS/X Tiger! XP was stolen from a Linux OS! Every bit of software Microsoft has made has been stolen from another company! Microsoft is monopolizing the PC world. Microsoft is monopolizing the gaming world, and destroying it! They buy all sorts of companies and make their programs/games/software only available towards a Microsoft platform. Also, the CEO of Microsoft sounds like Kermit the Frog!

Why Windows sucks terribly:

See above. It's made by Microsoft, obviously.



Amazing what boredom does to a guy, eh?