Alright, this is for all of you who just want to make your day a little more, enjoyable. These can be done in any public place.
1. If someone whispers something in your ear, this is what you do. Look at them funny and then start yelling "Man, that's gross! That's sick! Why would you think about that kind of stuff!?!?!" and just start freaking out.
2. If you want to mess with people, use this one. Works great in malls and parks. Sit on a bench and wait for people to walk by. When they do, lick your finger and give yourself a wet willy. Then, freak out and act like you don't know what happened. After a few times, say, "I'm gonna catch myself one of these times!" After a few more, grab your hand before it goes in your ear and yell "HA! I finally got you!" and just start celebrating. You will get some of the weirdest looks ever.
3. Have a tickle fight with yourself. Just start laughing and saying "Stop it! Stop it!" You have to actually tickle yourself. This gets amusing reactions as well.
4. When walking by a teacher or mall security, stand or walk by someone you don't know. When you think it's a good time, yell "HEY! Get your hand out of there!"
There will be more to come, don't worry.
NOTE: I am not responsible for what happens to you.
lol dude your awsome! ok this is what you do! Go to a local fast food drive in like Burger king and order something that is not on the menu. "Hi welcome to Burger King, may I take you order?" Yeah just give me the Corona fun pack. Then they'll spend time looking for it. and they ask "Its not on the menu" Waht you got to do is poin somewhere random on the menu list over the counter. Try to hold in your laugh. As soon as they find out you say "It was right there!!" Then you run away.
Dude, I love these ideas. Once , my friend was whispering me something at a school assembly, which means all the students are there, and it was really quite at the time. Once he was done whispering me whatever he was telling me I yelled
"No, I won't kiss you for a freakin dollar!"
Bassiaclly I did this to him infront of every student in the school! He was so mad at me!
lol, nice list man! I do strange thing like this sometimes. Like ordering a diet water at restraunts or, my personal favorite, super glue a quarter to the ground in a place with a lot of people (malls, parks, etc) and count how many people try to pick it up
You see a guy reading a newspaper in an airport, so you walk up to him, and just stand in front of him. Wait until he looks up to see you, then tell him: "Don't get on the flight." Then walk away.
or you go into a bank with some gloves. go into the line. then, tap the person in front of you, start putting on the gloves, and say," Now would be a good time to leave" their faces are so funny.
Do the same thing as PJ Chuckles said, but instead say, "Hey, how do you spell shoot you in the fucking face? Any ideas?" Very risky, but hilarious results.
petrucci_owns86 wrote on Feb 25th, 2008 at 6:31pm :
Good list. My favorite is:
You see a guy reading a newspaper in an airport, so you walk up to him, and just stand in front of him. Wait until he looks up to see you, then tell him: "Don't get on the flight." Then walk away.
Nice!
I hate planes as it is so if someone did that to me I'd probably freak out.