Hey all. I play keyboard too, so if you need anything transcribed, just send a message. There will be a new quote every few days or so. People seem to like the Mitch Hedberg ones, so there will be a few of those.
"When you're great, people often mistake candor for bragging."-Calvin, "Calvin and Hobbes"
"Rock and Roll is my religion and my law"-Ozzy Osbourne, "You Can't Kill Rock and Roll"
"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just gonna ask 'em where they're going, and hook up with 'em later."-Mitch Hedberg
"You cannot kill what you did not create"-Corey Taylor (Slipknot), "Duality"
"These go to 11"-Nigel Tufnel, "This is Spinal Tap"
"You can take a stand or you can compromise, you can work real hard or just fantasize"-Paul Stanley & Gene Simmons (Kiss), "God Gave Rock and Roll to You II"
"No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun"-David Gilmour (Pink Floyd), "Time"
"When all are one and one is all, to be a rock and not to roll"- Robert Plant (Led Zeppelin), "Stairway to Heaven"
"I'm eighteen, I get confused everyday."- Alice Cooper, "I'm Eighteen"
"For those about to rock, we salute you"- Brian Johnson (AC/DC), "For Those About To Rock (We Salute You)"
"Because the music do, and it is reaching, inside you, forever preaching"- Jonathan Davis (Korn), "Twisted Transistor"
"That one guitar, felt good in his hands"- Lou Gramm (Foreigner), "Juke Box Hero"
"Don't pick our destiny"- Dee Snider (Twisted Sister), "We're Not Gonna Take It"
"They don't gotta burn the books they just remove 'em"- Zach De La Rocha (Rage Against the Machine), "Bulls on Parade"
"Killing for religion, something I don't understand"- Dave Mustaine (Megadeth), "Holy Wars (The Punishment Due)"
"Everybody needs sombody, you're not the only one"-Axl Rose (Guns N' Roses), "November Rain"
"You were born, into this evil world, where man is killing man, and no one knows just why"- Mike Tramp (White Lion), "When the Children Cry"
"I tried to walk into Target, but I missed!"- Mitch Hedberg
"I must reverse my life, I can't live in the past" - Phil Anselmo (Pantera),
"Your crime is time, and it's 18 and life to go"- Sebastian Bach (Skid Row), "18 and Life"
"Tears they fall but why am I crying, after all I'm not afraid of dying"- Bruce Dickinson (Iron Maiden), "Hallowed Be Thy Name"
"I remixed a remix and it was back to normal!"- Mitch Hedberg
"Before you see the light you must die"- Tom Araya (Slayer), "South of Heaven"
"I'm worse at what I do best and for this gift I feel blessed"- Kurt Cobain (Nirvana), "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
"You know, you can't please all the people all the time, and last night, all those people, were at my show."- Mitch Hedberg
"I hate MTV. Music television. They call it that and they don't even play music. How is that legal?"- Daniel Tosh
"There's many lost, but tell me who has won?"- Bono (U2), "Sunday Bloody Sunday"
"And it came to pass, that rock and roll was born"- Bon Scott (AC/DC), "Let There Be Rock"
"I've done my sentence, but commited no crime"- Freddie Mercury (Queen), "We are the Champions"
"I can't wait 'till this set is over, because I have a roll of Livesavers in my pocket, and pineapple is next."- Mitch Hedberg
"You'd sell us out if you could only find a buyer"- Corey Taylor (Stone Sour), "Come What(Ever) May"
"These stand for me, name your God and bleed the freak"- Layne Staley (Alice In Chains), "Bleed The Freak"
"I really wanna be overrated"- Kevin Dubrow (Quiet Riot), "Bang Your Head (Metal Health)"
"Let the music be your master"- Robert Plant (Led Zeppelin), "Houses Of The Holy"
"The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present"- Hobbes, "Calvin and Hobbes"
"Do or do not, there is no try"- Yoda, "Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back"
"You've got to work to succeed"-Jon Anderson (Yes), "Owner Of A Lonely Heart"
"If you shake my hand better count your fingers"- Dave Mustaine (Megadeth), "Dread And The Fugitive Mind"
"Take your time, hurry up, choice is yours don't be late"- Kurt Cobain (Nirvana), "Come As You Are"
"What will we do, when all is lost, enviromental Holocaust"- Chuck Billy (Testament), "Greenhouse Effect"
"But time went by and I found out a thing or two, my shine wore off as time wore on"- Lemmy (Motorhead), "I Ain't No Nice Guy"
"Inner fear, your worst enemy"- Max Cavalera (Sepultura), "Refuse/Resist"
"Life ends so fast, so take your chance and make it last"- Chuck Schuldiner (Death), "Pull The Plug"
"I've got to laugh, 'cause I know I'm gonna die"- Paul Stanley (Kiss), "Detroit Rock City"
"Never lose sight of something you believe in"- James LaBrie (Dream Theater), "As I Am"
"Go into my head then come back out and tell me I'm wrong"- Mitch Hedberg
"Gimme a minute and I'll change your mind, gimme a bullet and I'll change your life"- Corey Taylor (Slipknot), "Gematria (The Killing Name)"