Anyways I had a dream that I went to see Titanic 3D in theaters. I don't know why because I don't plan to.
So the movie starts, and I'm in this balcony seat with a bunch of people. It's this intense opening with African music and violins, and I get up out of my seat because it moves me so much. I notice I'm making an ass out of myself, so I pretend to "thrust" when the music starts getting intense and everybody laughs. They think it was on purpose, and I got away with it. I sat down.
The African music ends, and our main character Jack is... bearded with glasses. He's middle aged. He is limping with a cane and he visits Rose at a court house. She's a lawyer and she has a big case to solve. Oh, Rose is fat and middle aged. Jack starts crying and hugs Rose, and we see his back story.
He was in world war II (clearly happened before the Titanic sunk, right? Um...) and he got shot in the lower back and was paralyzed. He somehow relearned how to walk. This moment of the film makes everyone in the theater cry. Oh, and the lights were on in the theater the entire time.
So then Jack says he's going to go on the Titanic and Rose said "NO I'LL GO WITH YOU" for no particular reason.
So they get on the Titanic and they get off to go to the dinosaur museum. The screen told us to put our 3d glasses on at this point, so we all do, and the dinosaur bones pop out at us.
