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Sunday, March 25, 2012

Top 11 SGs

Current mood: drunk like a russian

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I'm bored. I have homework. Let's do this.

Top 11 Suicide Girls models
One extra won't hurt

11: Asbury
She looks a bit like Bilinda Butcher, and that never hurts

10: Cia
She looks like a girl that gets shit done, and that's always attractive

9: Smash
If the Mario Kart track Rainbow Road was a person, it'd look like this. Just like the course, she throws me off track.

8: Nena
The woman's raunchy as all hell. Raunchiness means Ten points to Gryffendor.

7: Lumo
She's ripped and looks like she can beat the shit out of a car whilst looking feminine and pretty. Can you say happy death?

6: Nekrofelia
I don't know why she chose that as her name. Maybe because her mother said "You're becoming a suicide girls model? You're fucking dead!" 

5: Zoli
I do not know what this name means. Sounds like some kind of disease. A sexy disease, though.

Who names themselves after a greedy record label? I bet Warner Music and Roadrunner aren't as cute, though

3: Aisline
Sounds like Vaseline but she isn't. Adorable much?

2: Jane Doe
Her name is after one of my favorite albums. She has another Converge reference-a tattoo of You Fail Me on her stomach. All I can say is dayuuum

1: Gogo
Her name makes no sense, unless she was inspired by the theme music to the Power Rangers. Oh yeah, and she's gorgeous as hell and she tops the list. Don't question me.
4:27 am - 4 comments - 0 Kudos - Report!
Horsedick.MPEG wrote on Mar 25th, 2012 5:35pm

fap fap fap

Thank you.


moscaespaņol wrote on Mar 26th, 2012 2:48am

Expected overrated Gibson guitars.

Got so much more.


King Donkey wrote on Mar 26th, 2012 9:28am

I was also expecting Gibsons.

Number 6 was the best.


Pagan_Poetrya wrote on Mar 26th, 2012 11:47pm

^Those of you expecting Gigsons fell for my trap mwahaha
Plus I don't know if I can have these on here so I thought it was a clever cover >_>


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