I'm bored. I have homework. Let's do this.
Top 11 Suicide Girls models
One extra won't hurt
11: Asbury
She looks a bit like Bilinda Butcher, and that never hurts
10: Cia She looks like a girl that gets shit done, and that's always attractive 
9: Smash If the Mario Kart track Rainbow Road was a person, it'd look like this. Just like the course, she throws me off track. 
8: Nena The woman's raunchy as all hell. Raunchiness means Ten points to Gryffendor. 
7: Lumo She's ripped and looks like she can beat the shit out of a car whilst looking feminine and pretty. Can you say happy death? 
6: Nekrofelia
I don't know why she chose that as her name. Maybe because her mother said "You're becoming a suicide girls model? You're fucking dead!"
5: Zoli I do not know what this name means. Sounds like some kind of disease. A sexy disease, though. 
4:Emi Who names themselves after a greedy record label? I bet Warner Music and Roadrunner aren't as cute, though 
3: Aisline Sounds like Vaseline but she isn't. Adorable much? 
2: Jane Doe Her name is after one of my favorite albums. She has another Converge reference-a tattoo of You Fail Me on her stomach. All I can say is dayuuum 
1: Gogo Her name makes no sense, unless she was inspired by the theme music to the Power Rangers. Oh yeah, and she's gorgeous as hell and she tops the list. Don't question me.  |
