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Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Australia's biggest threat.. THE YOWIE!

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Now to those of you who don't know the Yowie (living in the Australian bush) has been described as large man, completely covered in long fur that, depending on the Yowie's location comes in a variety of colours. It has some close relatives, the American Sasquatch and the Tibetan Yetti. The Yowie is omnivorous and will eat almost anything it can get it's hands on from dug up roots to stock gone astray, such as sheep or even young cattle.

There has been almost no trouble between Yowies and Humans since the European settlers who had quite a few run-ins with them. In fact there has been so little trouble with them that the majority of Australians have gone without even knowing of their existence, or believing them to be simply myth, however recently there have been more and more sightings reported. It seems that with the expansion of towns and rural communities the Yowies are being pushed out of their natural homes and coming ever more frequently into contact with man. The Yowie is normally peaceful, however with it's habitat shrinking it now see's humans as a competitor and occasionally, a food source.

There is only one solution to this growing problem. We need to irradicate the entire species, possibly capturing several for study purposes.

Please, we must let the authorities know our commitment to the irradication of this threat.

Leave me some comments of support to show our level of commitment.

Cheers, your local paranoid teen, Blake.
6:16 am - 7 comments - 6 Kudos - Report!
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BlackHole1981 wrote on Jul 20th, 2008 12:50pm

are those things even real

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NothingButRocka wrote on Jul 30th, 2008 11:59am

BlackHole1981 wrote on Jul 20th, 2008 at 7:50am :


are those things even real


Quite obviously, good sir!

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t3gan wrote on Jul 31st, 2008 12:02pm

Yowie's tasted like shit. I much preferred Kinder Surprise as a kid.

Wait, wait... You're not talking about the chocolate kind?

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NothingButRocka wrote on Aug 5th, 2008 1:36pm

t3gan wrote on Jul 31st, 2008 at 7:02am :


Yowie's tasted like shit. I much preferred Kinder Surprise as a kid.

Wait, wait... You're not talking about the chocolate kind?


Well.. Not entirely, no.

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texzephyr wrote on Sep 7th, 2008 12:17pm

lolz... yeah kinder suprise FTW lol i haven't seen yowies in yeARS tho...

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Auals wrote on Oct 9th, 2008 1:43pm

Yowie's scare the crap out of me.

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Auals wrote on Oct 9th, 2008 1:44pm

A lot (forgot the kudos)

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