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Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Australia's biggest threat.. THE YOWIE!

Now to those of you who don't know the Yowie (living in the Australian bush) has been described as large man, completely covered in long fur that, depending on the Yowie's location comes in a variety of colours. It has some close relatives, the American Sasquatch and the Tibetan Yetti. The Yowie is omnivorous and will eat almost anything it can get it's hands on from dug up roots to stock gone astray, such as sheep or even young cattle.

There has been almost no trouble between Yowies and Humans since the European settlers who had quite a few run-ins with them. In fact there has been so little trouble with them that the majority of Australians have gone without even knowing of their existence, or believing them to be simply myth, however recently there have been more and more sightings reported. It seems that with the expansion of towns and rural communities the Yowies are being pushed out of their natural homes and coming ever more frequently into contact with man. The Yowie is normally peaceful, however with it's habitat shrinking it now see's humans as a competitor and occasionally, a food source.

There is only one solution to this growing problem. We need to irradicate the entire species, possibly capturing several for study purposes.

Please, we must let the authorities know our commitment to the irradication of this threat.

Leave me some comments of support to show our level of commitment.

Cheers, your local paranoid teen, Blake.
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