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Monday, February 25, 2008

Hardcore porn and other funny shit

Current mood: chipper

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Well hello everyone, time to kick off the Nosferatulog! <_______<
 
Yes I lead a rather uneventless life! Tuesday -> band practice -> probably postponed yet again!
 
However, so lately, friends have been sending me hardcore porn and sick links such as... meatspin and sites of the such.... including the BME Pain Olympics and what not, so well, all of those barely got a reactino outta yer good ol' friend Nosferatu, SO... My good friend Laura commented 'bout a so called Mr. Hands that got butt-fucked to death by a horse and so as she left for school and txted me, I watched it, laughed and then...
 
As she sent me a text my friend Lynnette ALSO text msged me at the same time, her text said "why are you inquiring about that guy? lol" in response to a msg I had sent her a few days prior.
 
However, me with no sleep tonight, didnt notice it was her and so I thought it was Laura asking me about Mr. Hands sooooooooo.... I replied

"Cause getting buttFucked to death is funny geez you make it sound like dunno... kinky inquiring XD"
 
To which Lynnette in my amazement answered... "whats wrong with that lol"
 
At that point I realized "oh poo wrong person"... so well, I just did what I do and told her what was going on... and she hasnt replied since^^ enjoy :D Irony pwns no? :D :rolleyes:
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P1ayingW1thF1re wrote on Feb 26th, 2008 1:10am

lol.......I already saw 2 girls 1 cup I don't really care for BME Pain Olympics.

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metalheadrenzo wrote on Mar 25th, 2008 2:45am

Same here.hehe

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