I managed to get a bit of writing done over the weekend, as those of you who have dropped by my site will have noticed. Part Seven of Our Man Evans is up, and who knows, part eight might even appear before the next Guitargasm! chapter arrives on U-G.
Speaking of Guitargasm!, I think it's fair to say enough of the introductory material is out of the way now, and we can move on to some more actiony stuff. Part four will probably surface in the middle of next week, so if you're the impatient type, I suggest renting a lot of movies to keep yourself busy. Or maybe, I don't know, practice your guitar a little bit.
I think it's only fair to warn you people now that I am now thirty years old. This doesn't bother me, and I hope it doesn't bother you. It shouldn't, because despite my long grey beard and shiny new wheelchair, I am still really, really immature. How can you tell? Well, read anything that I write and that should be evidence enough. Or failing that, you can seek evidence that in my heart I am still ten years old in the fact that for my 30th, I bought myself a Transformers 2008 calender. To quote Richard Starky, "I hung it on me wall." And it's not that crap Michael Bay type of Transformers either, but the honest-truth '80s style Generation One. Go classic.
So to summarize, you should face the fact that you've wasted the last two minutes of your life reading this. Go play outside, or for goodness sake, practice your guitar.