Nightmare_xxx

This is dedicated to all you emo kids out there, stay strong, I feel you.

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I've had a hard, hard, middle class life. It all started back when I was in kindergarten. I got into a bad crowd, and got hooked on crystal meth. I fought my addiction all the way to primary 2, and I was clean for two weeks before I started drinking. It was social at first, but before I knew it I was injecting 8 tequile slammers into my face before lunchtime, ever day. I spent 39 years in rehab, and when I life I was a new person. In fact, the detox of my body left me looking suspiciously like a 16 year old.

It was then that people at school started bullying me. The other kids said I was a freak because of how my parents acted, but my dad said to we were normal and to ignore them. My other dad agreed. I was beaten up an average of twenty three times a day, and I had to take out a loan to make up for all the lunch money I had lost. Handily this all stopped when the school burned to the ground, and I was standing outside when the police found me. They said there was nothing I could have done, and the petrol I was pouring around the place wouldn't have put out the fire anwyay.

One day, when I was coming back from my job as a chimneysweep in a coal factory I was violently attacked by a pack of wolves in broad daylight in the middle of the city. Apparently it was such rare thing to happen that I would be more likely to win the lottery 85 times in a row than have it happen again. Two days later, the sqame thing happened again, except this time after the wolves left, a homeless man urinated on me. I consoled myself with the fact that I still had my health.

In an unbeleivablly cruel turn of fate, that very day I came down with cancer, AIDS, super AIDS, Hepatitus A, B, C, G and R, and a previously undiscovered illness that causes you to constantly vomit. It was at this point that I decided I would take up the guitar to try and make the last days of my life better, and here I am.

I realise my life hasn't been nearly as bad as some of the kids on here, just last week I read about how x_emokid_x_myheartbleeds_x couldn't get his hair just right, and I cried for him. Stick in there lads.