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Saturday, September 25, 2010

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So whats the deal with cats? They're fuckign everywhere, sure, they're cute as shit, but they're cats. Everytime I go to the jungle theres cats, when I go to India, theres cats, when I go to China, theres cats, and even when I go to Egypt, theres cats.
 
Even as I speak now, there is a cat trying to purr its way into my heart with its lovable cuteness... but alas, they're not as friendly as you may have presummed. They were created as a government experiment in the 1940's to fight communism. Sure my history may be a little off, but thats not the point. The point is that there are cats, plenty of them, and they're ready to take over your homes.
 
Think its all a big fucking joke? Check out these videos...
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLVWeye57cE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRRHGwDiu4k
 
Its pretty damn obvious that all they want is your home and your tears from the fear they omit upon your human presence.
 
I just needed to get this out before im taken for a fool, or worse... Assassinated...
 
Please go forth, and let others know... Cats are not who you think they are. One woman has already started her part in population control.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usqz5-b4el0&fea ture=related
 
So please... Watch yourself, and your cats...
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MH400 wrote on Sep 25th, 2010 3:39am

"They were created as a government experiment in the 1940's to fight communism."

lulz

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