So whats the deal with cats? They're fuckign everywhere, sure, they're cute as shit, but they're cats. Everytime I go to the jungle theres cats, when I go to India, theres cats, when I go to China, theres cats, and even when I go to Egypt, theres cats.
Even as I speak now, there is a cat trying to purr its way into my heart with its lovable cuteness... but alas, they're not as friendly as you may have presummed. They were created as a government experiment in the 1940's to fight communism. Sure my history may be a little off, but thats not the point. The point is that there are cats, plenty of them, and they're ready to take over your homes.
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