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Gender : Male

Birthday : December 21, 2012

Location : Miami, Florida, United States

School : lolwut (Miami, Florida, United States)

Education : High school

Smoker : No

Forum posts: 15 (0.03 per day)

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Interests

Favorite bands :
Metallica, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Blue Oyster Cult, Dethlok, Hendrix Experience, Led Zeppelin, Ozzy Osbourne, S.O.A.D., Tenacious D, Gojira, Lamb of God, Slayer, Dying fetus, Meshuggah, Tool, Misfits, Sex Pistols, Dead Kennedys, Rob Zombie, Judas Priest, DEATH, Pantera, Soundgarden, Alice In Chains, Nirvana, Red Hot Chili Peppers, KoRn, Testament, Suicidal Tendencies, Mastodon, Rage Against The Machine, Trivium, Smashing Pumpkins, Pink Floyd, Jethro Tull, The Doors, Opeth, The Sword, QOTSA

Favorite guitarists :
Jimi Hendrix, Tony Iommi, Jimmy Page, Carlos Santana, Tom Morello, Dave Mustaine, Dimebag Darrell, Chuck Schuldiner, David Gilmour

Favorite bassists :
Cliff Burton, Geddy Lee, Steve Harris, John Paul Jones, that crazy bassist dude from Gojira.

Favorite books :
DeathNote, and any HP Lovecraft Story

Favorite tv :
Family Guy, DeathNote, Robot Chicken, South Park.

Favorite movies :
Iron Man, Saw, 300, Dawn of The Dead, Fight Club, 28 days later, any zombie movie really

UG Groups

Own groups: Hendrixism, The Press Is Feeding Us Bullshit, UG Video Chat

Member of: Floridians of UG, UG's Lonely Hearts Club, Dave Mustaine For President, The Man Laws!, Downloading music for free is like stealing a CD from a shelf, Prog Heads, Metallica Fans, UG's Death Fans, Resident Evil club, Don't Join This Group, After I Saw 300 I Felt Like Punching the Guy Next To Me In the Face, Colbert Nation, Dr. Cox is my Mentor, The Alliance of Experienced Pit-Goers, The League Of Guitarists, Metal Militia, Latin UGers: UNITE!!!, People With Huge Balls, The Pit: UG's High-school, UG Megadeth Fans, Progressive SongWriter's Organisation, grammer nazi's, Guitarists with Skillz, Heavy Metal Pirates!, Philosopher's Guild, bla, FREE THE PEAR Petition, The Awesome People Club, I freacking hate haircuts, BITCHIN' TRAINZ MOTHERFUCKER, The anti-zombie alliance, The 'I'm in a shitload of groups' club, System of a Down fans!, Zelda FTW, Billy Maes and Vince Shlomi Fans, I cry UG FTW! on every youtube link posted in the Pit, The Official Vikings Group, Weirdos of America, THE Anti Suicide and self harm group!, guitar help., Users with cool usernames group., Anti Flo Rida Group, Emo Music SUCKS, We Shoop Teh Funny Pics, We eat the shit out of Chocolate Oranges., Hugh Gee Fan Club!, Creepy, wat :lurk:, UG's Official Pancake Appreciation Association, For Those Who Have Seen Team America--MATT DAMON!, The Redheads are Fvcking Hot Group, Dat Funky Dance!, Isketch!, The Dick Watch, We Be Pirates! , Anti-Zombie Brigade, YOUTUBERS, Brang Bros, People who want Bill Cosby to be a football announcer, opc100 for UG President!, Doin dat Scadusher

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Myfirstpubes has posted 20 blogs total :

Time	1:09am : Aug 15th, 2009
Athiest	12:55pm : Aug 13th, 2009
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Authorities	9:11pm : Jul 22nd, 2009
I	12:43am : Jun 6th, 2009

About Myfirstpubes

He lives vicariously through himself.

He once taught a German shepherd to bark in Spanish.

He never says something tastes like chicken – not even chicken.

He’s been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into a room.

He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.

His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.

Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number.

He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.

When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.

His shirts never wrinkle.

He is left-handed. And right-handed.

If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.

He has amassed an incredibly large DVD library, and it is said that he never once
alphabetized it.

You can see his charisma from space.

The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.

He once punched a magician. That’s right. You heard me.

If a monument were built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close… due to poor attendance.

His blood smells like cologne.

His organ donation card also lists his beard.

On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.

He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.

His reputation is expanding faster than the universe.

His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.

The pheromones he secretes have been known to affect people miles away, in a
slight but measurable way.

His hands feel like rich brown suede.

He owns three sports cars and rents five.

He once taught a horse to read email for him.

He once brought in $13 million at a charity bachelor auction, which was a lot of
money at the time.

Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores.

He is the most interesting man in the world.