Favorite bands :
Metallica, Pantera, the Smashing Pumpkins, Pearl Jam, Beatles, Anthrax, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Death, Testament, Exhorder, Daast, the Absense, Dethklok, Flyleaf, Aerosmith, All that Remains, Atreyu, Lamb of God, Childred of Bodom, the Doors, In Flames, Jimi Hendrix/Experience, My Chemical Romance, Ozzy, Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd, Radiohead, Rise Against, Unearth, Megadeth, Weezer
Favorite guitarists :
Randy Rhoads, Kirk Hammet, Dime, Billy Corgan, Mike McCarthy, Eric Johnson, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Alexi Laiho, Hendrix, Tony Iommi, David Gilmour, SRV, Ritchie Blackmore
Favorite bassists :
uh. Got me there. Murderface?
Favorite books :
Picture of Dorian Gray, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Nineteen Minutes, Ender's Game
Favorite tv :
Lost, the Office, Metalocalypse, Scrubs, My Name Is Earl, South Park,
Favorite movies :
Juno, Teeth, Superbad, the 40 Year Old Virgin, Little Nicky, Jay and Silent Bob movies, Adam Sandler movies, Nacho Libre, Goal!, the Matrix, Rudy, Forrest Gump, Ice Age, Shrek, Finding Nemo, Brokeback Mountain(I'm man enough to admit), Bad Santa, The Departed, Pulp Fiction, Shawn of the Dead, Eurotrip, American Pie, Frankenstein, Young Frankenstein, the Fast and the Furious, Pan's Labyrinth, Pursuit of Happyness
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with a low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe; she had webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilmut ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it.