You have been living for 16 years, 9 months, and30 days. Your age in months - 201 months Your age in weeks - 878 weeks Your age in days - 6149 days Your age in hours - 147576 hours Your age in minutes - 8854560 minutes Your age in seconds - 531273600 seconds You've seen 5 leap years.
English - I love you Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief Albanian - Te dua Arabic - Ana behibak (to male) Arabic - Ana behibek (to female) Armenian - Yes kez sirumem Bambara - M'bi fe Bengali - Ami tomake bhalobashi (pronounced: Amee toe-ma-kee bhalo-bashee) Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo Bulgarian - Obicham te Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah Catalan - T'estimo Cherokee - Tsi ge yu i Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse Chichewa - Ndimakukonda Chinese Cantonese - Ngo oiy ney a Mandarin - Wo ai ni Comanche - U kamakutu nu (pronounced oo----ka-ma-koo-too-----nu) -- Thx Tony Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male) Cree - Kisakihitin Creol - Mi aime jou Croatian - Volim te Czech - Miluji te Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig Dutch - Ik hou van jou Elvish - Amin mela lle (from The Lord of The Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien) Esperanto - Mi amas vin Estonian - Ma armastan sind Ethiopian - Afgreki' Faroese - Eg elski teg Farsi - Doset daram Filipino - Mahal kita Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore Frisian - Ik hald fan dy Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort Georgian - Mikvarhar German - Ich liebe dich Greek - S'agapo Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw Hawaiian - Aloha Au Ia`oe Hebrew To female - "ani ohev otach" (said by male) "ohevet Otach" (said by female) To male - "ani ohev otcha" (said by male) "Ohevet ot'cha" (said by female) Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae Hmong - Kuv hlub koj Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta Hungarian - Szeretlek Icelandic - Eg elska tig Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu Inuit - Negligevapse Irish - Taim i' ngra leat Italian - Ti amo Japanese - Aishiteru or Anata ga daisuki desu Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka Kiswahili - Nakupenda Konkani - Tu magel moga cho Korean - Sarang Heyo or Nanun tangshinul sarang hamnida Latin - Te amo Latvian - Es tevi miilu Lebanese - Bahibak Lithuanian - Tave myliu Luxembourgeois - Ech hun dech gaer Macedonian - Te Sakam Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu Maltese - Inhobbok Marathi - Me tula prem karto Mohawk - Kanbhik Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik Nahuatl - Ni mits neki Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni Ndebele - Niyakutanda Norwegian Bokmaal - Jeg elsker deg Nyonrsk - Eg elskar deg Pandacan - Syota na kita!! Pangasinan - Inaru Taka Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo Persian - Doo-set daaram Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay Polish - Kocham Ciebie Portuguese - Eu te amo Romanian - Te iubesc Russian - Ya tebya liubliu Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort Serbian - Volim te Setswana - Ke a go rata Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing 'I Love You') Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan Sioux - Techihhila Slovak - Lu`bim ta Slovenian - Ljubim te Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo Swahili - Ninapenda wewe Swedish - Jag alskar dig Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di Surinam - Mi lobi joe Tagalog - Mahal kita Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu Thai To female - Phom rak khun To male - Chan rak khun Informal - Rak te Tunisian - Ha eh bak Turkish - Seni Seviyorum Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo Vietnamese To female - Anh ye^u em To male - Em ye^u anh Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu di Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh Yoruba - Mo ni fe Zazi - Ezhele hezdege Zuni - Tom ho' ichema
A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas
> plains without water..
> His horse has already died of thirst.
> He's crawling through the sand, certain
> that he has breathed his
> last breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object
> sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of
>He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the
> sand, and discovers what looks to be an old briefcase.
> He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is
> no ordinary genie. She is wearing a FEMA (Federal Emergency Management
> Agency) ID badge and a dull gray dress.
> There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She
> has a pencil tucked behind one ear. 'Well, cowboy,' says
> the genie.. 'You know how I work....You have three wishes.'
> 'I'm not falling for this,' said
> the cowboy.... 'I'm not going trust a FEMA genie.....'
>'What do you have to lose? You've got
> no transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!'
> The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, and
> decides that the genie is right.
'OK!, I wish I were in a lush oasis with
> plenty of food and drink.'
> The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful
> oasis he has ever seen, and he is surrounded with jugs of wine
> and platters of delicacies.
> 'OK, cowpoke, what's your second
> 'My second wish is that I was rich beyond
> my wildest dreams.'
The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure
> chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.
> 'OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more
> wish. Better make it a good one!'
> After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy
> says..... 'I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want
> and need me.'
> He was turned into a tampon.
> The moral of the story:
> If the government offers to help you,
> there's going to be a string attached.
After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the
circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a
chair . . . Kill her!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out
with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.
Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door
opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
WRONG E-MAIL ADDRESS
This one is priceless.. Wrong email address. A lesson to be learned from
typing the wrong email address!!!!
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a
particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they
spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel
schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday,
with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he
decided to send an email to his wife.
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and
without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in
Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral.
He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.
The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and
After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw
the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2005
I know you're surprised to hear from me.
They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your
I've just arrived and have been checked in.
I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!!!!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!