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Tuesday, January 19, 2010

My exact age.

You have been living for16years,9months, and30days.
Your age in months -201months
Your age in weeks -878weeks
Your age in days -6149days
Your age in hours -147576hours
Your age in minutes -8854560minutes
Your age in seconds -531273600seconds
You've seen5leap years.
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Monday, January 18, 2010

Suicide statistics

Every 18 minutes someone commits suicide. Every 43 seconds someone tries. Call 18007842433 if you or anyone you know needs help.

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Saturday, January 16, 2010

Profile layout requests.

Current mood: bored

Ill make you a profile for free. Just because we are friends. Tell me what you want and Ill try to get back with you as soon as possible.
4:58 am - 1 comments - 2 Kudos
Thursday, January 14, 2010

flyleaf layout

<style type="text/css"><!-- body {background: url( repeat top center #000;} .bl {background: #000 url( bottom left no-repeat} td {height: 100%} .m {background: #FFF} .info {background: url( top right no-repeat #000000; padding-top: 0px} .info_bl {background: url( top right no-repeat #000000; padding-top: 0px;} DIV.info_ot {background:#FFF url(} DIV.info_ot_s {background:#FFF URL(''); } .b4 {border:dashed 1px #33FF33} DIV.avt {background: URL('')} .avt_t TD {border-right: dashed 1px #33FF33;border-bottom: dashed 1px #FFFF00} TABLE.avt_t {border-top: solid 1px #;border-left: dashed 1px #33FF33;} .theader DIV {color:#ffcc00;background:#33FF33;} DIV.info_in_s {background:#FFF URL(');color: #FFFF00} DIV.info_in {background:#FFF URL('');} .contact {border:dashed 1px #33FF00;margin:0px 0px 10px 0px;padding:5px;} .pic {background:#33FF33 URL('') no-repeat;padding:10px;margin-bottom:15px} .treb {color: #33FF33} {font: dashed 10px Verdana; color: #FFFF33; text-transform: lowercase; letter-spacing: none; text-decoration: none;} A.cnt:hover {font: bold 10px Verdana; color: #33FF33; text-transform: lowercase; letter-spacing: none; text-decoration: none;} DIV.in_s {font: bold 10px Verdana; color: #33FF33; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: none; text-decoration: none;} DIV.info_ot {background: url( 3) #33FF33} DIV.info_in {background:url( 8bw9k&s=6) #33FF33;color: #33FF33} --></style>
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Thursday, January 07, 2010

Funny non-obscene words. List your best

cocyx -- its ur tail bone masticate- to chew guzzler

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Thursday, January 07, 2010

Saying I love you in 100 different languages. Jag

Current mood: good

How to sayI Love Youin 100 Languages

English- I love you
Afrikaans- Ek het jou lief
Albanian- Te dua
Arabic- Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic- Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian- Yes kez sirumem
Bambara- M'bi fe
Bengali- Ami tomake bhalobashi(pronounced: Amee toe-ma-kee bhalo-bashee)
Belarusian- Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya- Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian- Obicham te
Cambodian- Soro lahn nhee ah
Catalan- T'estimo
Cherokee- Tsi ge yu i
Cheyenne- Ne mohotatse
Chichewa- Ndimakukonda
Cantonese - Ngo oiy ney a
Mandarin - Wo ai ni
Comanche- U kamakutu nu
(pronounced oo----ka-ma-koo-too-----nu) -- Thx Tony
Corsican- Ti tengu caru (to male)
Cree- Kisakihitin
Creol- Mi aime jou
Croatian- Volim te
Czech- Miluji te
Danish- Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch- Ik hou van jou
Elvish- Amin mela lle(from The Lord of The Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien)
Esperanto- Mi amas vin
Estonian- Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian- Afgreki'
Faroese- Eg elski teg
Farsi- Doset daram
Filipino- Mahal kita
Finnish- Mina rakastan sinua
French- Je t'aime, Je t'adore
Frisian- Ik hald fan dy
Gaelic- Ta gra agam ort
Georgian- Mikvarhar
German- Ich liebe dich
Greek- S'agapo
Gujarati- Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
Hiligaynon- Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian- Aloha Au Ia`oe
To female - "ani ohev otach"
(said by male)"ohevet Otach"(said by female)
To male - "ani ohev otcha"
(said by male)"Ohevet ot'cha"(said by female)
Hiligaynon- Guina higugma ko ikaw
Hindi- Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong- Kuv hlub koj
Hopi- Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Hungarian- Szeretlek
Icelandic- Eg elska tig
Ilonggo- Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian- Saya cinta padamu
Inuit- Negligevapse
Irish- Taim i' ngra leat
Italian- Ti amo
Japanese- AishiteruorAnata ga daisuki desu
Kannada- Naanu ninna preetisuttene
Kapampangan- Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili- Nakupenda
Konkani- Tu magel moga cho
Korean- Sarang HeyoorNanun tangshinul sarang hamnida
Latin- Te amo
Latvian- Es tevi miilu
Lebanese- Bahibak
Lithuanian- Tave myliu
Luxembourgeois- Ech hun dech gaer
Macedonian- Te Sakam
Malay- Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
Malayalam- Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Maltese- Inhobbok
Marathi- Me tula prem karto
Mohawk- Kanbhik
Moroccan- Ana moajaba bik
Nahuatl- Ni mits neki
Navaho- Ayor anosh'ni
Ndebele- Niyakutanda
Bokmaal - Jeg elsker deg
Nyonrsk - Eg elskar deg
Pandacan- Syota na kita!!
Pangasinan- Inaru Taka
Papiamento- Mi ta stimabo
Persian- Doo-set daaram
Pig Latin- Iay ovlay ouyay
Polish- Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese- Eu te amo
Romanian- Te iubesc
Russian- Ya tebya liubliu
Scot Gaelic- Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian- Volim te
Setswana- Ke a go rata
Sign Language- ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing 'I Love You')
Sindhi- Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sioux- Techihhila
Slovak- Lu`bim ta
Slovenian- Ljubim te
Spanish- Te quiero / Te amo
Swahili- Ninapenda wewe
Swedish- Jag alskar dig
Swiss-German- Ich lieb Di
Surinam- Mi lobi joe
Tagalog- Mahal kita
Taiwanese- Wa ga ei li
Tahitian- Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil- Nan unnai kathalikaraen
Telugu- Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
To female - Phom rak khun
To male - Chan rak khun
Informal - Rak te
Tunisian- Ha eh bak
Turkish- Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian- Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu- mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
To female - Anh ye^u em
To male - Em ye^u anh
Welsh- 'Rwy'n dy garu di
Yiddish- Ikh hob dikh
Yoruba- Mo ni fe
Zazi- Ezhele hezdege
Zuni- Tom ho' ichema
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Sunday, December 13, 2009


Current mood: artistic

They do not love that do not show their love. The course of love never did run smooth. Love is familiar. Love is a devil. There is no evil angel but love.

For however long the night, the dawn will break.

Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worth while.

Love is the triumph of imagination over intellegence.

Some love lasts a lifetime. True love lasts forever.

Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometime... just be an illusion.

The hottest love has the coldest end.

Love is like playing the guitar. First you must learn to play by the rulse, then uou must not forget the rules and play from your heart.

You do not marry someone you can live with- you marry the person you can't live without.
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Sunday, July 05, 2009

FEMA Genie~ joke

Current mood: amused

A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas
> plains without water..
> His horse has already died of thirst.
> He's crawling through the sand, certain
> that he has breathed his
> last breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object
> sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of
> him.
>He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the
> sand, and discovers what looks to be an old briefcase.
> He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is
> no ordinary genie. She is wearing a FEMA (Federal Emergency Management
> Agency) ID badge and a dull gray dress.
> There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She
> has a pencil tucked behind one ear. 'Well, cowboy,' says
> the genie.. 'You know how I work....You have three wishes.'
> 'I'm not falling for this,' said
> the cowboy.... 'I'm not going trust a FEMA genie.....'
>'What do you have to lose? You've got
> no transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!'
> The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, and
> decides that the genie is right.
'OK!, I wish I were in a lush oasis with
> plenty of food and drink.'
> ***POOF***
> The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful
> oasis he has ever seen, and he is surrounded with jugs of wine
> and platters of delicacies.
> 'OK, cowpoke, what's your second
> wish?'
> 'My second wish is that I was rich beyond
> my wildest dreams.'
> ***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure
> chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.
> 'OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more
> wish. Better make it a good one!'
> After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy
> says..... 'I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want
> and need me.'
> ***POOF***
> He was turned into a tampon.
> The moral of the story:
> If the government offers to help you,
> there's going to be a string attached.
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Sunday, July 05, 2009

FBI Opening ~ Joke

Current mood: amused

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.

Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."

MORAL: Women are crazy. Don't mess with them.
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Sunday, July 05, 2009

Wrong email~ joke

Current mood: amused

This one is priceless.. Wrong email address. A lesson to be learned from
typing the wrong email address!!!!

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a
particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they
spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel
schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday,
with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he
decided to send an email to his wife.
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and
without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in
Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral.
He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.
The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and
After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw
the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2005
I know you're surprised to hear from me.
They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your
loved ones.
I've just arrived and have been checked in.
I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!!!!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!
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