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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

16 Year Old Perverts parody of Hallelujah.

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Comments: 5
Ok, I know, Butchering and everything But after i thought of the first line I just couldn't help myself.
 
WARNING: Do Not view if you have any moral value or shame.

Hallelujah : Parody of : Hallelujah.
Ok then here we go.

It's Friday Night and I'm Watching Porn
This chick is screaming for the lord
If you were in my house right now I'd do ya.

And it goes like this
You suck my dick,
You lick my balls and I rub your clit
And inside you I shove my
Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelu-uu-jah.

My libido's strong and I'm wanting you
Make you bite your lip & your face turn blue
Every Man with half a brain would wanna do ya

And I'll tie you to a kitchen chair
And I'll make you moan and Scream out "Yeah"
And on your face I'll blow my
Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelu-uu-jah.

"Well baby, I've Done this before"
I say as I throw you to the floor
I wanna hear you panting while I screw Ya,

And I've seen your thighs a-spread apart
Been in your mouth and in your arse
In every hole I've blown my
Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelu-uu-jah.

You never even told me no
When I french kissed you down below
But now you never let me do it to ya

(This Is the Real Verse)
But remember when I moved in you
And the Holy Dove was moving to
And every breath we drew was
Hallelujah


Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelu-uu-jah.

When I logged on I screamed out "****"
The screen said "Your Subscriptions Up"
"We need another 30 Dollars from you"

And I clicked Renew and I clicked on Yes
"We only Take American Express"
My parents got rid of it Back in June-ah (lol)

Duuuuuuude Ahhhhhh
Duuuuuuude Ahh
Duuuuuuude ahhhhh
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude *sigh*

Well thats my story as you know
I Havent Fapped in a week or so
and Every day my balls are getting Bluer

But A ray of Hope Under My Bed
A DVD Called "Best Of; Head"
I Sigh, Relived, and Mutter
"Hallelujah"

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelu-uu-jah.
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelu-uu-jah.

6:00 pm - 5 comments - 3 Kudos - Report!
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HarvesterofPain wrote on Aug 12th, 2009 9:02pm

I read up on that situation with the closings and warnings. I GUESS I can see their side of things, but at the same time... I've heard worse things in the pit :P...

I still think this is funny as hell.

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Mr.Pink101a wrote on Aug 13th, 2009 6:50am

thanks. they cant control my blogs, but it still limits feedback :(

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clichealias wrote on Aug 13th, 2009 1:59pm

It's not that offensive. Or impressive. It's difficult for me to imagine why you care so much that it got closed. Feedback isn't what you crave, attention is what you crave. No matter what form it comes in.

I relate. I write overly pretentious, thought provoking prose.

I guess were really not all that different in the sense that what we call our art is really emotional pornography.

-jake

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JayT44 wrote on Aug 14th, 2009 8:41am

Ahahaha thats awesome.

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sporkman7 wrote on Aug 14th, 2009 9:15am

...beautiful

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