Wednesday, August 12, 2009
16 Year Old Perverts parody of Hallelujah. Views: 138 Comments: 5
Ok, I know, Butchering and everything But after i thought of the first line I just couldn't help myself.
WARNING: Do Not view if you have any moral value or shame. Hallelujah : Parody of : Hallelujah. Ok then here we go. It's Friday Night and I'm Watching Porn This chick is screaming for the lord If you were in my house right now I'd do ya. And it goes like this You suck my dick, You lick my balls and I rub your clit And inside you I shove my Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelu-uu-jah. My libido's strong and I'm wanting you Make you bite your lip & your face turn blue Every Man with half a brain would wanna do ya And I'll tie you to a kitchen chair And I'll make you moan and Scream out "Yeah" And on your face I'll blow my Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelu-uu-jah. "Well baby, I've Done this before" I say as I throw you to the floor I wanna hear you panting while I screw Ya, And I've seen your thighs a-spread apart Been in your mouth and in your arse In every hole I've blown my Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelu-uu-jah. You never even told me no When I french kissed you down below But now you never let me do it to ya (This Is the Real Verse) But remember when I moved in you And the Holy Dove was moving to And every breath we drew was Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelu-uu-jah. When I logged on I screamed out "****" The screen said "Your Subscriptions Up" "We need another 30 Dollars from you" And I clicked Renew and I clicked on Yes "We only Take American Express" My parents got rid of it Back in June-ah (lol) Duuuuuuude Ahhhhhh Duuuuuuude Ahh Duuuuuuude ahhhhh Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude *sigh* Well thats my story as you know I Havent Fapped in a week or so and Every day my balls are getting Bluer But A ray of Hope Under My Bed A DVD Called "Best Of; Head" I Sigh, Relived, and Mutter "Hallelujah" Hallelujah, Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelu-uu-jah. Hallelujah, Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelu-uu-jah.
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wrote on HarvesterofPain Aug 12th, 2009 9:02pm I read up on that situation with the closings and warnings. I GUESS I can see their side of things, but at the same time... I've heard worse things in the pit :P...
I still think this is funny as hell. quote
wrote on Aug 13th, 2009 6:50am thanks. they cant control my blogs, but it still limits feedback quote
wrote on clichealias Aug 13th, 2009 1:59pm It's not that offensive. Or impressive. It's difficult for me to imagine why you care so much that it got closed. Feedback isn't what you crave, attention is what you crave. No matter what form it comes in.
I relate. I write overly pretentious, thought provoking prose.
I guess were really not all that different in the sense that what we call our art is really emotional pornography.
wrote on JayT44 Aug 14th, 2009 8:41am Ahahaha thats awesome. quote