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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

16 Year Old Perverts parody of Hallelujah.

Ok, I know, Butchering and everything But after i thought of the first line I just couldn't help myself.
 
WARNING: Do Not view if you have any moral value or shame.

Hallelujah : Parody of : Hallelujah.
Ok then here we go.

It's Friday Night and I'm Watching Porn
This chick is screaming for the lord
If you were in my house right now I'd do ya.

And it goes like this
You suck my dick,
You lick my balls and I rub your clit
And inside you I shove my
Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelu-uu-jah.

My libido's strong and I'm wanting you
Make you bite your lip & your face turn blue
Every Man with half a brain would wanna do ya

And I'll tie you to a kitchen chair
And I'll make you moan and Scream out "Yeah"
And on your face I'll blow my
Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelu-uu-jah.

"Well baby, I've Done this before"
I say as I throw you to the floor
I wanna hear you panting while I screw Ya,

And I've seen your thighs a-spread apart
Been in your mouth and in your arse
In every hole I've blown my
Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelu-uu-jah.

You never even told me no
When I french kissed you down below
But now you never let me do it to ya

(This Is the Real Verse)
But remember when I moved in you
And the Holy Dove was moving to
And every breath we drew was
Hallelujah


Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelu-uu-jah.

When I logged on I screamed out "****"
The screen said "Your Subscriptions Up"
"We need another 30 Dollars from you"

And I clicked Renew and I clicked on Yes
"We only Take American Express"
My parents got rid of it Back in June-ah (lol)

Duuuuuuude Ahhhhhh
Duuuuuuude Ahh
Duuuuuuude ahhhhh
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude *sigh*

Well thats my story as you know
I Havent Fapped in a week or so
and Every day my balls are getting Bluer

But A ray of Hope Under My Bed
A DVD Called "Best Of; Head"
I Sigh, Relived, and Mutter
"Hallelujah"

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelu-uu-jah.
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelu-uu-jah.

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Monday, October 27, 2008

Gawd DAMN!!!!

Four strangers travelled together in the same compartment of a European train. Two men and two women faced each other.

One woman was a very wealthy and sophisticated 70 year old lady who was decked out in the finest of furs and jewelry. Next to her sat a beautiful young woman, nineteen yrs. old--who looked like something right off the cover of a fashion magazine. Across from the older lady was a very mature looking man in his mid-forties who was a highly decorated Sergeant Major in the Army. And next to the Sergeant Major sat a young private fresh out of boot camp.

As these four strangers travelled, they talked and chatted about trivial things until they entered an unlighted tunnel, and there they sat in complete darkness and total silence, until the sound of a distinct kiss broke the silence; following the kiss a loud slap could be heard throughout the cabin.

In the ensuing period of silence the four strangers sat quietly with their own thoughts. The older lady was thinking, "Isn't it wonderful that even in this permissive day and age there are still young women who have a little self-respect and dignity?"

The young woman, shaking her head and greatly puzzled, asked herself, "Why in the world would any man in his right mind want to kiss an old fossil like that when I'm sitting here?" The Sergeant Major, rubbing his sore face, was outraged that any woman could ever think that a man in his position would try to sneak a kiss in the dark. And the private, grinning from ear to ear, was thinking, "What a crazy and mixed up world this is when a private can kiss the back of his hand and then smack a Sergeant Major in the face and get away with it!"
 
 
I like that joke.
 
AND NOW, i will type the alphabet withpronunciation.
 
A,a. (Ay) B,b. (bee) C,c. (See) D,d (Dee) E,e. (Iiii) lol im too lazy
 


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