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Thursday, May 13, 2010

Creepers part deux: learn to read someone's blog.

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Hay guise!

I have decided to repeat this blog due to the overwhelming success of the first one. This mainly focuses on people who STILL message me after me posting this blog, but I have branched out to other creepy things I've found on the UG profiles, because let's face it, I don't have any boobs on my profile so I only get the really creepy ones :p


Right-o. So here's a message from someone who DID read my blog. Kudos to you, although I must say I didn't bother to read the poem. I'm sure it's lovely.



Here's a guy with amnesia and a lurkish tendency. Or just a very lurkish tendency:



AND IT GOES ON!



I think he really wants to tell me something. I think it's 'hey'.



Here's some pretty standard creepiness. This is a guitar website, not a sex chat hotline. FYI, creepers. Clearly every girl in the world works on those sex textlines though, amirite?




It's not just my profile that gets lurked, as I said, and here's some funny things I noticed while doing some lurking of my own (lol).

Here's the ban list for people who have letched or 'hilariously' trolled in the girls of UG group:



And by the way studs, "SHO ME UR BEWBZ N GET BAK 2 DA KITCHEN LOLLZ" is neither witty or clever. Let us have one nice thing. That list goes on a bit actually, I only screencapped a bit of it.

And here is the penultimate. I got this comment on my profile:



haha, wtf, right? So I visited his profile, and to my hilarity, I found all of these:









ahahaha... I must say, as really disturbing as this is, that's pretty funny. He got this comment too, from long-time girls of UG pest, which is when you know you've sunk to the bottom...




Unfortunately for all of us, it is kind of funny. Maybe some of you guys would like to ask Mr. Rotting Christ if he paints HIS toes? I bet we'd all love to know.



Till next time bitches xx
5:06 pm - 49 comments - 33 Kudos - Report!
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technicolour wrote on May 13th, 2010 6:29pm

Aww, you posted the poem I sent you:)
Even though it was a joke in response to your previous blog.
But you should read it, it's a segment of Catullus 5, I also recommend you take a look at Catullus 16, it's much more...graphic haha.

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Mistress_Ibaneza wrote on May 13th, 2010 6:38pm

I don't know what Catullus is. But I knew it was a joke ;)

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technicolour wrote on May 13th, 2010 6:40pm

he's some roman poet.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catullus

I didn't know who he was either until my girl friend (who apparently is much more cultured than me) told me about him.

And, I'm glad you got it, or else I would've looked REALLY dense.

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DeaThrash wrote on May 13th, 2010 6:41pm

creepyness = uniqueness
we're all unique in our own unique ways, that being said, we all have different opinions about stuff, no one will ever agree 100% with what you think is right, a small amount of people will be close though, they often known as friends.
however someone, or actually a few people is out there who thinks the opposite of what you think is right. that being said, we can say that there are all kinds of people in this world.

so what's the point of this complicated comment?
well, there are people who you might find ''creepy'' cause they don't see stuff you do, so instead of being afraid of them, accept them as humans and respect their preferences in life.

i'm not saying you're hypocritical or anything, i'm just kind of ''re-reminding'' you that everyone needs to accept everyone. not fear/hate/isolate them.

/Dante

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technicolour wrote on May 13th, 2010 6:44pm

oh wow...

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Mistress_Ibaneza wrote on May 13th, 2010 6:59pm

It's not about not accepting people. It's about laughing at the things I get in my UG inbox sometimes.

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DeaThrash wrote on May 13th, 2010 7:13pm

i didn't say you did something wrong, i just stated the facts that makes us human.
and it's implied that you did it cause you thought it was fun lol, as i said you found it funny cause their opinion differs from yours. =P
i'm not blaming anyone, just stimulating minds to realize that we all should treat everyone equally =P
you used the word ''creepy'' that stimulated my mind to write that comment. =P

/Dante

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Craigo wrote on May 13th, 2010 7:23pm

:haha

The toes.

It's worth mentioning though that cccforthree has loads of friends on these profiles. He adds loads of people, so it's kinda unfair he's been added in this one.

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Mistress_Ibaneza wrote on May 13th, 2010 7:35pm

^bloody hell he has over 1500 friends!

I will remove that pic then. But I can't promise responding to his request :p

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crazy8rgood wrote on May 13th, 2010 7:52pm

"Maybe some of you guys would like to ask Mr. Rotting Christ if he paints HIS toes"

Man, I was just about to do that, but his profile is set to private.

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Kensai wrote on May 13th, 2010 10:00pm

Awesome stuff. More girls should do this. Might even cut down the creepiness on UG.

It's at you, Kjell, you 60-year old Swedish freak :haha:


Yeah thanks for clearing that up :p

I'm not that old... and just a little freaky in bed.

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severed-metal wrote on May 13th, 2010 10:13pm

Well, this most certainly is an amusing blog! Also, I don't get the end part. I feel so innocent. :sad:


/Wishes his name was Dante

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hugh20 wrote on May 14th, 2010 7:04pm

The studs of UG never fail to impress. :haha:

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Helloween_rox wrote on May 16th, 2010 8:04am

LMFAO, that's hilarious.

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concho_valen wrote on May 17th, 2010 12:36am

you forgot some others... but i think u ll meet them soon XD

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barnesybaby wrote on May 17th, 2010 3:13pm

Im sorry for coming across as creepy...

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sfaune92 wrote on May 17th, 2010 3:43pm

When I stumble upon profiles, I get adds from random peoples, males and females alike. I accept the adds, and answers the comments in a friendly manner.

You're like this:
"I am a girl. I want attention, but please not give me attention!"

And the first one's just joking with you... you shallow asterisk-asterisk-asterisk-asterisk-asterisk

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sfaune92 wrote on May 17th, 2010 3:45pm

Also, this is pretty funny. Guys who are desperate after e-boobies may be a bit too stupid heh. I'm not interested in that though. If I were, I'd probably watched pr0nz.

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CoreysMonster wrote on May 17th, 2010 7:23pm

it's back!! :haha:

I love these blogs so much, I don't know why.




Maybe because they're HALARIOUS

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vintage x metal wrote on May 18th, 2010 6:50pm

Idk, I don't mind it so much. It's a little sad to see, but hey, not everyone gets out. The offensive ones are shitty, and I'd be weirded out by the toe guy but it seems more like he's a joke.

:shrug:
It's funny, but I don't really get mad about it. A lot of the guys I get are 13 or 14 and don't really know any better.

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Guitardude19 wrote on May 20th, 2010 1:19pm

:haha

Suzie, I feel so sorry for you with all these creepy fuckers harrassing you. Im so glad Im male and I never get creepy people adding me.

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TDKshorty wrote on May 20th, 2010 1:42pm

This is sad :(

But fucking hilarious! :haha:

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Deliriumbassist wrote on May 21st, 2010 2:33pm

:haha:

Thank God I have testicles and don't have to put up with this crap.

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sfaune92 wrote on May 21st, 2010 8:23pm

:haha: @ Rotting Christ

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ApexMACHINE wrote on May 22nd, 2010 12:32am

I think your shadow is beautiful. And I don't know about the other guys... but that is the best, sexiest, most beautiful damn grass I have ever... EVER... seen.

Funny blog, btw.

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Bob_Smith wrote on May 29th, 2010 2:02pm

these two blogs never fail to amuse :haha:

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FreakAddiction wrote on May 29th, 2010 6:50pm

That rotting christ dude asked me the same question before. I went along with it... he's a weird one.

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Cal UK wrote on May 29th, 2010 11:30pm

Sweet!

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OddOneOut wrote on Jun 1st, 2010 10:44pm

That whitestallion12 guy asked me if i wanted to text him etc.
But I think he's given up on me now :p:

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captaincrunk wrote on Jun 5th, 2010 9:13pm

People think I'm creepy because I'm afraid to look people in the eyes so I stare at the floor. A lot of girls think I am staring at their chest, and it's sad. Also, a few of my friends have Aspberger's (spelling errorz) syndrome and everyone thinks they're creepy.

Point is, just tell people they're acting in ways that make them appear creepy, and chances are they'll try to stop.

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yoyodunno wrote on Jun 7th, 2010 8:34pm

do u paint ur toes
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lol that was a fun blog to read.

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Astyan wrote on Jun 9th, 2010 1:41pm

Came here from the link in your sig, wasn't disappointed. :haha:

Although I must be naive: I'd never have thought some people actually took UG for a meeting chat online.

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666WildChild666 wrote on Jun 24th, 2010 10:54pm

I noticed after reading this second blog (which was cleverly disguised in your signature by the way, I was not expecting a squeal minutes ago when following this link, I was actually going to say, wait a second first you tell people not to be creepy then invite them to message you????) that you never answered the question we're all wondering. DO the girls of UG paint their toes????!!!?!!1?ONE?!?!!!11?!?!?!?!?!ELEVEN?!?!?!? !?!??!?! The world may never know.

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bass-man9712 wrote on Jun 25th, 2010 10:43pm

i always wondered what that link in your sig led to haha, awesome blog hahaha
we got some bad stalkers on here

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cornmancer wrote on Jun 30th, 2010 9:39pm

Nice blog, but I admit I clicked only because it asked me if I felt creepy :p:

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BeastlyBassist wrote on Jul 4th, 2010 11:33am

The fact that there's enough stuff like this coming from the guys of UG to fill a series of blogs is a bit concerning.


Concerning, but hilarious :haha:

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Deadlock Riff wrote on Jul 7th, 2010 1:00am

i was feeling creepy >.>

:haha:

just kidding, how are youz? :p:

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SpanishYanez wrote on Aug 21st, 2010 10:11pm

TL;DR

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jimmyled wrote on Oct 16th, 2010 2:30pm

When's the next one coming? These are great.

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jimmyled wrote on Oct 16th, 2010 2:30pm

When's the next one coming? These are great.

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rebornmaster9 wrote on Oct 27th, 2010 2:59pm

yoyodunno wrote on Jun 7th, 2010 at 2:34pm :
do u paint ur toes
...
lol that was a fun blog to read.


that made my day

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sakura'sdarkest wrote on Nov 10th, 2010 10:13pm

sort of a random question for anyone who reads this blog, but; why do Women paint there toe nails?

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Fisheth24 wrote on Nov 16th, 2010 10:55am

Quite amusing read. Thanks!

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cukd7x-a2- wrote on Dec 4th, 2010 12:23am

this is hilarious... much better than sending you a message stating that i feel creepy haha. kudos.

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dann_blood wrote on Dec 14th, 2010 6:13am

So... can I wash your feeeeet?

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Gibson06 wrote on Mar 16th, 2011 1:37pm

lol'd hard at some of the pictures.

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mysterion2112 wrote on Jun 25th, 2011 6:26am

now i have to lurk your profile waiting for your next blog...


oh, the irony.

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blackborrego wrote on Sep 29th, 2011 2:57am

mysterion2112 wrote on Jun 24th, 2011 at 11:26pm :
now i have to lurk your profile waiting for your next blog...


oh, the irony.


or click suscribe? you shameless creep :D

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em!ly wrote on Dec 5th, 2011 10:30pm

lol this made me chuckle , though you do have a point. and i remember the whole "do you paint your toes" episode ...

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