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Tuesday, February 09, 2010

creeps

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Comments: 53
Named and shamed. I'm finally bothered to do this!

Oh and just a pre-warning: I'm not some arrogant dickhead who thinks I'm amazing or anything. Any UG girl will testify to the fact you just have to have a picture up to get this kind of shit, it doesn't matter what you look like. I just find it funny how people will bend over backwards and destroy any dignity they had just for the tiniest possibility of internet boobs....

Also, I wish I didn't empty my inbox so regularly and delete pictures. This only goes back to like march 09.

Right....

Some of my friend requests:




Aaaand... the inbox messages! Anonymity is NOT preserved here so please don't get butthurt. If you are, perhaps you should think twice before messaging me ;)



This one is both hilarious and creepy, because he sent it out to every girl on the UG profiles, from what I can tell! it goes on but it's pretty boring so I didn't screencap all of it:



This message I get from the same person all the time. I think he forgets that he keeps messaging me. That or he really wants my attention:



This ones not really creepy but I lol'd anyway


is it sad to laugh at your own jokes? anyway, moving on.

This guy's smooth. See, if you are going to chat up strangers on the internet, you gotta be smooth:


As well as being smooth, you have to have correct grammar.
Oh, the rules keep changing!


lol.

I like this guy, he's direct and to the point. None of this "hiiii ur so cute I rote u a poem lolz" crap.



This guy mistook me for his mum:



oh wait, maybe he didn't, unless there's something very wrong there. Anyway...

Same guy... at least I'm not his personal blog in this one:



Awwh, he called me sweetie. It's a shame, because if he'd visited my profile instead of groupspamming every girl or potential girl he could think of, he would have realised I'm totally not a sweetie.

And here's the next part, sorry it's backwards. Read from the bottom.


I don't remember if I blocked him in the end. I generally only block people who insult me, not the dumb ones.



Aaaand that concludes this installment of profile creepers!

I'll post more as I get them!


I'm also self-banned at the moment so I can work on my dissertation. But thanks for noticing, you fuckers ;)

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ZeGuitarist wrote on Feb 9th, 2010 5:29pm

I noticed your self-ban... :D

But I can see records, so that's a bit of an unfair advantage, isn't it? Oh well.

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Craigo wrote on Feb 9th, 2010 6:15pm

I did like 'I am a person, not a country' :p

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Kensai wrote on Feb 9th, 2010 7:22pm

but u rrr s0 qte :heart: <3

I loved the poem one, I wish I got poems from strangers.

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ctb wrote on Feb 9th, 2010 8:14pm

hello ENGLAND.
That's funny.

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daytripper75 wrote on Feb 10th, 2010 12:42am

Creepers.





PS:

You're hot. MSN, PICS, and CELL # PLZ?

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eyebanez333 wrote on Feb 10th, 2010 12:11pm

I liked the 'do you like creepy things hehe' one myself.

Can't wait for the next installment lol.

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Venice King wrote on Feb 10th, 2010 10:51pm

:haha: :haha:
Best blog ever.
I'm not even gonna ruin it by making a bad joke.

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Deliriumbassist wrote on Feb 11th, 2010 10:04am

You got a self-ban? NOWAI?!?!?

:p:

I ain't envying you in the slightest about these, Suzie.

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Lord-O-Donuts wrote on Feb 13th, 2010 10:18pm

Some of this is gold XD

I know how you feel though, you should see some of the shit my sister gets on facebook.

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Neopowell the PUSO wrote on Feb 15th, 2010 11:55pm

Look, I'm sorry, I was bored so I set up a whole bunch of accounts to bug you with. Is that such a crime?

......

I'm going to jail. Damn.

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ripdime04 wrote on Feb 16th, 2010 1:08am

lol.......

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CoreysMonster wrote on Feb 16th, 2010 1:34am

OMFG YOU SO HOT WILL YOU DATE ME PLZ I'M A 6FT PENIS AND LIKE PIE U LIKE PIE? WHAT PIE U LIKE? A/S/L PICS PLZ? WE MAKE PIE TOGETHER

but seriously, good lord, that is hilarious. :haha:

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severed-metal wrote on Feb 17th, 2010 6:55pm

:haha:

Class. Absolutely classy, UG.

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Pencil Man wrote on Feb 18th, 2010 1:55pm

Very hot blog, Mistress Ibanez.

I hath written yoth a poem.

I'm sure you don't want to hear it...

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OddOneOut wrote on Feb 21st, 2010 1:26am

Those kind of messages always brighten my day. Except the ones asking if you want to swap pictures, when they apparently have a wife O_o

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WinterEagle5 wrote on Feb 22nd, 2010 11:03pm

lmao. +2 for teh lolz

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RevaM1ssP1ss wrote on Feb 23rd, 2010 6:07pm

I did a few blogs like this, but nowhere near as epic. Named and shamed, it's their own bloody faults. You are a beautiful, young lady though.

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Cal UK wrote on Mar 10th, 2010 12:36pm

Can't believe you turned down some of those chaps :p

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aig91 wrote on Mar 16th, 2010 12:12am

All of that looks very, very familiar to me. It's annoying.

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gabcd86 wrote on Mar 23rd, 2010 10:41pm

Hey, pretty lady...


Do people have no fucking dignity? Jesus.

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LordBishek wrote on May 10th, 2010 3:11pm

:haha: Cretins.

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Vince Sixx wrote on May 14th, 2010 11:20pm

omg yer shadow is so sexy I think I love your shadow

Haha, love cannot exist on the internet. It's the internet.

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DimebagLivesOn wrote on May 17th, 2010 4:23am

DAT SHADOW IT REALLY BRINGS OUT YOUR EYES

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amaranth_todd wrote on May 17th, 2010 9:32am

:haha so true, so true.

And btw, I got a poem from that thorns guy as well :P:

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vintage x metal wrote on May 18th, 2010 5:12am

Oh god I wish I didn't immediately delete things; I'd have so much more to add to your thing...

private profile ftw

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Acϵ♠ wrote on May 18th, 2010 5:24am

man you are such an arrogant cunt

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BeastlyBassist wrote on May 18th, 2010 6:32am

Man, people never send me poetry :(

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disfigured-scum wrote on May 18th, 2010 11:31pm

lol, i hate perverts xD

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Imtrying wrote on May 20th, 2010 7:00pm

When I clicked this link I was expecting a creepy video lol. I found it kind of amusing.

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1avatar328 wrote on May 21st, 2010 10:44am

:haha: twas pretty funneh, can't wait for teh next installment.

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klh wrote on May 22nd, 2010 3:38am

Well, it certainly kept me entertained for a bit

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Holy Katana wrote on May 24th, 2010 4:39am

And I thought I was pathetic. :haha

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Samdroid wrote on May 27th, 2010 11:15pm

Is it so hard to go outside and meet people? Seriously?

...:haha:

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jimmyled wrote on May 28th, 2010 3:13am

Those are hilarious and sad at the same time.

Seriously, guys? You put us all to shame.

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Don_Humpador wrote on May 28th, 2010 5:07pm

Holy shit. I want poetry delivered to me :(

CoreysMonster wrote on Feb 16th, 2010 at 12:34am :
I'M A 6FT PENIS


:haha:

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dustyboy316 wrote on May 29th, 2010 12:01am

thats what you get for being good looking and joining a forum filled tih 15-16 year old pre pubescent boys and having pics.

No offense.

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tomtheoverlord wrote on Jun 2nd, 2010 9:00pm

hahaha some of those are hilarious..

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societies_worm wrote on Jun 3rd, 2010 10:14am

Haha, I'm gonna out do all of those creeps, just you watch. By the way, there are a lot of young'ns on here.

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magnus_maximus wrote on Jun 5th, 2010 9:15pm

Oh boy. Well played Ms Ibanez, have a couple of kudos.

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GisleAune wrote on Jun 8th, 2010 1:58pm

Well played.

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jhj wrote on Jun 17th, 2010 4:14pm

Lame you seem too moody n robotic, play along with them if ur gunna post it :

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666WildChild666 wrote on Jun 24th, 2010 10:43pm

I agree it would be entertaining to see you play along with someone although this was still pretty funny. Sometimes I stand in front of the mirror wishing I was a UG girl, getting poems and compliments all the time, wearing dresses and makeup.......... I mean..... Uhh..... I LOVE FOOTBALL........


<.<



>.>

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necrosis1193 wrote on Jul 6th, 2010 12:28am

This blog entry made my day.

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benx3000 wrote on Jul 12th, 2010 12:57am

How lame. None of them said "Tits or GTFO"

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whalepudding wrote on Jul 13th, 2010 3:06pm

your join date is prety hot.

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gguitarhermit wrote on Aug 1st, 2010 4:30am

hahahahaahahaahahahahah

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ICOG wrote on Nov 9th, 2010 2:15pm

hahahaha clicked the link in your sig and was pleasently surprised

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Mutant Corn wrote on Nov 12th, 2010 3:28pm

Good grief...I figured you got a fair few of these, but this is ridiculous.

I wonder what LadyHellraiser's inbox looked like, after the pics she put up?

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Mutant Corn wrote on Nov 12th, 2010 3:29pm

orgot to give teh kudos

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aeroslash09 wrote on Jan 23rd, 2011 11:34pm

pretty funny :P

Hello England

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stealstrings wrote on Sep 23rd, 2011 8:14am

Lol. You must be popular.

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Gibson_SG_uzr55 wrote on Oct 13th, 2011 5:26am

Great blog or greatest blog?

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W4RP1G wrote on Nov 18th, 2011 4:27pm

What, do people think UG is a dating site or something? There are some really creepy dudes out there.

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