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Dead Baby Jokes: Awful? Or Hilarious? :DCurrent mood: blah Views: 55 Comments: 3
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Let me start off by saying, these are just jokes.
If you don't like dead baby jokes, don't read this.
Now, for the people who actually have a sence of humor. 
I'm just gonna list some of my favorite dead baby jokes. ^^
(Me and my friends love these. XP)
Okay,
Q. What's the difference between a thousand dead babies, and a corvette?
A. I don't have a corvette in my garage.
Q.How many babies does it take to paint a house?
A. It depends on how hard you can throw them.
Q. What's worse then 10 dead babies in 10 trash cans?
A. One dead baby in 10 trash cans.
Q. What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
A. You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.
Yep, there you go. :]
Hope you all weren't to offended by this. D:
Love,
Noah.
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Kurt1964
wrote on Apr 3rd, 2009 12:42pm
wow...these are really old... quote
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chrissy-ruin
wrote on Apr 22nd, 2009 8:05pm
i'd never heard any of those till now
they're awesome XD quote
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chrissy-ruin
wrote on Apr 22nd, 2009 8:08pm
and then my mum heard the first one and nearly puked...damn she has a weak stomach quote
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