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Sunday, January 25, 2009

To my loyal friends/Pit brethren

I have decided that when I am online I will post various spam from FOTB in here for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy.
 
 

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Bacon and eggs!?



God damn I want some.

Take out those little crap nuggets below the egg though. Yum yum
 
 
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one thread per person!




/closed.











if only i could actually close this.
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This thread sucks, it needs some...






"You with your switchblade posse,
I'll get my guns from the south,
We'll take to the yard like a cockfight
Four kicks whose strutting now."
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what do you want to talk about?
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Anything!?

So I'm nearly finished my Stephen King book 'Cell'. The start was really good, but its started to lack a little bit as of late. I can't wait to get to the end though, because I'm sure they'll some how get rid of the phone-crazies but I have no idea how. Obviously that would've made more sense if you've actually read the book but still...

Then after this I get to read 'Scarecrow' by Matthew Reilly, which I'm sure will be awesome just like every other Matthew Reilly book.

I'm also loading A Clockwork Orange, and its actually working I love that movie so much.

So have you read any good books/watched any good movies lately?
 
 
 
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For some real porn, click here

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B& 4 eva!
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Frogs don't have a penis.
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Sunday, January 25, 2009

60 day ban. Back then.

Current mood: amused

Funny.
 
I may be a bit of an asshole. I may come across strong sometimes. I may get banned occasionally.
 
But you say, "What is funny about those things? Whats the deal?"
 
The weird thing is everytime I get banned, it is by Carmel_I or whatever her name is. Why is it that a hypersensitive, "fully matured" female is admin in a forum full of adolescent teenage boys?

I'm getting pretty sick of her lack of immaturity. I mean, would it hurt her to let a big fart off in public and laugh at the shocked reactions?

Would it kill her to post "i cum blood" or "fap" in a thread?
 
Would it kill her to loosen up?
 
Carmel if I ever meet you in real life I'm gonna suggest you smoke a joint or just relax. You must be the most uptight person in all of the Pit. I know you're from Israel and life must be really stressful. I couldn't imagine living somewhere that millions of people want destroyed and countless terrorists have deemed "an enemy" that must be annihilated.

Congratulations on relieving some of your tension and stay alive for the sake of banning countless people who use the Pit for its true purpose:

Immaturity, LOLs and Epicness
 
Until the next ban- Good day.
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Thursday, December 04, 2008

My poetry

Current mood: cheerful

Baited by Candy to a Van (in the Summertime)

The first day of summer,
Brian awakes with a grin.
The sun is smiling like a pedophile,
Guilt free without sin.
All the kiddies are playing,
in the Park don't you think?
But young Brian is in a van,
While the pedo's stroking his dink.

 
 
 
Ask Mommy? (A Tale of Womanhood)

Young Vanessa is singing,
By the riverside, dreaming,
Of all the love and beauty,
And her immense caring meaning.

She feels an itch,
And a wetness, below,
Is this normal she asks,
While the blood drips down slow?

Her mother hears her crying,
So she asks what is wrong?
But Mommy I'm messy,
And the smell is so strong!

Don't worry young Vanessa,
In time you will grow,
Tits on your flat chest,
And some hair down below.

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