so in my previous blog I asked people to suggest some songs they would like to hear me cover. The following songs were suggested:
Metallica: that was just your life hit the lights whiplash seek and destroy ride the lightning and justice for all orion
Megadeth: Mechanix
I will therefor cover a Metallica song. Here is a list of the Metallica albums I am willing to cover and the songs on that specific album that I conveniently already know how to play.
Kill 'em All: Seek and Destroy Jump In The Fire Motorbreath No Remorse
Ride The Lightning: Fight Fire With Fire Ride The Lightning For Whom The Bell Tolls Fade To Black Escape Creeping Death
Master Of Puppets: Battery Master Of Puppets Welcome Home Disposable Heroes Damage Inc.
...And Justice For All: Blackened ...And Justice For All One To Live Is To Die
Death Magnetic: That Was Just Your Life
If there is a song I haven't named, I can learn it if it gets the most votes. Also, I would appreciate it if someone could find me the drums and bass back tracks for the winning song, I should be able to manage but an mp3 of the actual drums and bass from that song would be awesome.
...Until you shop in Germany. The place is a gold mine. Not only was it thrash central 20 years ago, but the country itself is in the middle of Europe, so the variety and availabilty there is incredible. Some bands that you will find at your local store - A wide selection of Kreator, Sodom, Tankard, Death, Accept and even an Arsis CD. The Slayer Catalogue was also available and with the new Artillery CD, the Kreator debut CD for dirt cheap prices, not to mention BFMV accurately sorted under alternative, what more could you possibly want from a CD store?
As you might have guessed, I took advantage of this and bought myself some good ol' CD's....
*ahem*
Slayer - Live Undead-Haunting The Chapel CD Kreator - Endless Pain, Extreme Agression Artillery - When Death Comes
I will no doubt buy some more over the next few weeks.
What I'm trying to say with this blog is that BFMV aren't metal and those Welsh cunts can't fool the Germans.
Apparently
people want to hear me play guitar. If that is the case, let your voice
be heard in this blog. If this blog gets enough comments, I'll record
some stuff for you. Feel free to request as I won't have a clue what to
record for you people. Just comment the blog if you can't think of a
song you want me to play. This shall be interesting.
A couple of days ago I found this 15 year old kid who thought he was really cool by putting this in his about me section "I am the type of person who isn't afraid to call you a dumbass. If you
do anything completely stupid like say rap is the best thing since
sliced bread, then I don't have any problem telling you that you are a
complete retard.
Please refer back to my username for any further information."
Ofcourse, the person is kissownrush. It's almost as if he didn't know
that being Canadian automatically classifies you as a retard.
He quoted the '82 Metallica lineup as the 'Original Metallica'.
Naturally I had to pay him out for his ignorance. I posted this as a
comment... martin style.
MASTER JiMMY wrote on Feb 24th, 2009 at 10:48am :
dats not metalicai man. hus the guy in da midle? i think dis is
motorhead dude. c th shirt? n also i dnt regognize th dude on da rite.
unles its clif berten b4 he died.
Needless to say, the idiot took the comment seriously and decided to
take a moment out of his elitist life to educate the flawless MASTER
JiMMY on the members of Metallica. Completely oblivious to the fact
that Lloyd Grant played guitar shortly before Dave Mustaine. You can read my other comments on his page here
The ironic part is just when I was about to break it to him that I've
been listening to Metallica longer than him and that he is probably
just some fanboy, I get banned. Not only this, but I get ripped on by
one of his mates (playinbass1432) who fails twice in his screen name.
Anyway, what I'm trying to say is: Lloyd Grant was part of the
true original Metallica lineup and kissownrush is nearly as
disabled as playinbass.
We all know that sglover can't help but fail. So let's take a look back
and gaze upon all his quotes that will one day become ug classics when
the trollage of Amy is revealed. I'm going to post all my favourite quotes in here and you can vote for them by pasting them in the comment section. (Don't
forget, most of these comments are to "Amy", his internet girlfriend
that he met on ug, who he's never spoken to on the phone, and who has
no information or pictures on her profile. I suspect epic trollage)
sglover34479 wrote on Jan 15th, 2009 at 4:48am : Good to know, I'm Marcus Walker Regling 14, Like to play guitar and video games. I had a turle, cat and a puppy but I left the turtle with a friend and he escaped and my cat ran away. Love my dog though. Live with mom,dad,bro and me. Have a round mole off center on my back. I usually have a shirt on though. Also mature, never even dated and have horrible nightmares a lot.
sglover34479 wrote on Jan 16th, 2009 at 3:58am : Most
people don't talk to me because of my weight. I figure if they are that
shallow then I don't want to talk to them anyway.
sglover34479 wrote on Jan 16th, 2009 at 5:24am : either
that's sweet or you just think I am sweet. But if I am sweet then is
everything I do sweet? Does sweet even exist? think about it.
sglover34479 wrote on Feb 24th, 2009 at 5:27am : Maybe a tiny but like will, but my voice isn't broken yet.
sglover34479 wrote on Feb 24th, 2009 at 5:20am : yeah,
we'll see how it goes, no pressure, if we need to wait then we wait.
but at 16 we can at least talk to each on the phone, so that will be
good eh?
sglover34479 wrote on Feb 16th, 2009 at 9:08pm : Your my number one girl Amy. I love you.
sglover34479 wrote on Feb 17th, 2009 at 5:33am : AmyAndGuitar wrote on Feb 16th, 2009 at 5:31pm : *Kisses* *kisses back passionately*
sglover34479 wrote on Jan 11th, 2009 at 6:07am : AmyAndGuitar wrote on Jan 10th, 2009 at 6:05pm : You would move to another country to be with this girl. You
know there's not many guys out there like you personally I would love
to be your girlfriend if I wasn't in England honestley me and u two
peas in a pod. Question three You see your girlfriend with another guy,do u work the relationship out or do u break it? Also, no you wouldn't. I'm fat.
sglover34479 wrote on Feb 23rd, 2009 at 6:11pm : Amy,
I had an idea, you wanna be like, a little more than friends, and not
quite love though right? I'm pretty sure that's being boyfriend and
girlfriend.
sglover34479 wrote on Feb 23rd, 2009 at 2:38pm : AmyAndGuitar wrote on Feb 23rd, 2009 at 2:37pm : Marcus I'm really cold.Can I sit on ur lap not sexually.Just wanna no how it feels. Sure, no nothing sexually, not for a long time, but yes, anything you need Amy.
sglover34479 wrote on Feb 23rd, 2009 at 2:42pm : You'll
be fine in bed Amy, we'll both be terrible at first, but we'll just
keep open minds and learn. Pregnancy, yeah, it'll be tough, but your a
tough girl, and I'll be there to rub your feet or buy you what your
craving, or give you the sex you need, I'll be there the whole way.
sglover34479 wrote on Dec 31st, 1969 at 7:00pm : I
want to eventually, yes, but not right now, I'm not a sexed crazed
person. I would definatley like to, but I can wait. I used to wank, not
anymore.
sglover34479 wrote on Feb 24th, 2009 at 4:57am : AmyAndGuitar wrote on Feb 23rd, 2009 at 4:55pm : I like those plans they sound great. But how about when like marriage and kids.., okay,
well, for marriage, we wanted to get married when we were like 20-25.
And a couple days before your operation, I asked you to marry me, and
you were excited cause it was like you were engaged. And you wanted a 4
bedroom house, and 1-2 kids, and to them James for a boy and Rose for a
girl.
sglover34479 wrote on Feb 27th, 2009 at 6:12am : Thanks,
your a cool girl. Yeah, I try not to fight with them, but sometimes, my
stupid part of me takes over and I just tell them some really bad
stuff. But I've been working on improving myself latley and I've gotten
a lot of progress.
sglover34479 wrote on Feb 27th, 2009 at 5:36am : AmyAndGuitar wrote on Feb 26th, 2009 at 5:35pm : I bet your one of these clever average looking guys. Actually,
I'm ugly. A bit overewight too. but after meeting Amy, I'm working on
it, and I have improved drasictally already, gotten rid of some nasty
habits too. I'm fairly clever though.
sglover34479 wrote on Feb 28th, 2009 at 3:17am : Now I get to be alone my whole life. I'm such a retard!
sglover34479 wrote on Jan 26th, 2009 at 6:02am : Its
not that i don't want to just couldn't think of something that gets mad
made. I try to eliminate thing like that. OKay well I was at my sister
apartment and her drug users of friends came over and went into her
room. So I was in the living room with my sisters son, my nephew, as
well as my brother and my other nephew and a niece, Turns out they were
doin drugs in there with all those kids just feet away. I only noticed
because my neice who was 3 smelled it. She knew the smell of drug
because my dirtbag brother has done them her whole life. I got so mad
when I realized what they were doing, I set the kids up watching TV and
told them to stay put. I then stormed outside and threw a plastic
baseball bat at her window and yelled smoke this! Then I was so mad I
had to walk around the block to cool down. I wouldn't even go in her
house for the rest of the day, then what made me really made is that
they tried to lie about it and then the next day they act like nothing
happend >:
As you can see, there is an incredible amount
of fail spread across his 350 pages of internet flirting... Some even
about planned pregnancies and other fruity little love stories.
However, there are too many comments for me to post so you can search
for yourselves here. You
can post your findings in this blog and I'll add them to the list. I
suggest you search between pages 100-200 because I cleaned out the
early and recent ones (most of them anyway). This blog will be updated
regularly as I find more hilarious quotes. Right now I'm going to
leave you with my all time favourite quote. This took place when "Amy"
asked him how much he weighed and she tried to comfort him by telling
him his weight is average...
sglover34479 wrote on Jan 11th, 2009 at 9:26am : No. An average man is 12 or 13 and I'm about that at only 14. I have a belly, tits, and giant legs.
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