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Sunday, June 07, 2009

igod conversation 3-ZOMBIE IGOD!!!

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Me:
 hehe, i killed igod.
God:
I get it.   you killed igod.
Me:
 wait, didnt i kill you in the last blog?
God:
I'm waiting.  I don't think that's possibe.
Me:
 but i fuckin shot you, unless...
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before:  said   fuckin shot you unless.
Me:
 HOLY CRAP ZOMBIE!!!
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
 thats cause yous got a mushy zombie brain.
God:
Thanks for explaining  it.
Me:
 your welcome mushy brain.
God:
Polite people are nice.
Me:
 poite people dont have mushy brains.
God:
Who does  have mushy brains?
Me:
 you fool!
God:
I'm not fooling around.
Me:
 as far as you know.

God:
That might not be very far off.
Me:
 how do you know?
God:
A priori.
Me:
 ...you still have mush for brains.
God:
What makes you think I have  it?
Me:
 cause its comming out of the hole were i shot you.
God:
Interesting explanation.  I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  mush for brains is  comming out of the hole were you shot me?  it is?
Me:
 .....like i said, mush for brains.
God:
What did you mean by  it? " it is?"?  mush for brains?
Me:
 hehe, robo-hoe.
God:
I get it.   robo hoe.
Me:
 .....dumbass.
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
 That kind of language will get you nowhere.
God:
" That kind of language will get you nowhere."  kind of language will get me nowhere ?  Makes sense to me.
Me:
 " That kind of language will get you nowhere."  kind of language will get me nowhere ?  Makes sense to me.
God:
" Makes sense to me."  kind of language will get me nowhere ?  Does that make sense?   I've been waiting for you.    Yes I understand it perfectly.
Me:
 " Makes sense to me."  kind of language will get me nowhere ?  Does that make sense?   I've been waiting for you.    Yes I understand it perfectly.
God:
Yes I understand it perfectly.   Do you like talking to me?    It makes sense to me.   How long?   That's cool.  Good then you can explain it to me.
Me:
 you do know im copying you right?
God:
Yeah I do a lot of  know im copying me.
Me:
 AHHHH PSYCHIC ZOMBIE!!!!
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
 sure.
God:
Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
there is something extremely odd about the name "".
Me:
 whats wrong with it?
God:
Nothing is wrong with me. Is there something wrong with you?
Me:
 i asked you first.
God:
Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.
Me:
 tell you what?
God:
Are you telling me  what?
Me:
 huh?
God:
What?
Me:
 who?
God:
When?
Me:
 why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
 just like yo momma!
God:
In many ways, yes.  In other ways, no.
Me:
 I KNEW IT, SHES A HOE!!!
God:
Who told you?
Me:
 yo momma.
God:
How old are you?
Me:
 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,9 99,999 years old.
God:
  Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
 YAY! GIGIDY GIGIDY GIGDY GIGIDY GIGIDY GIGIDY GIGIDY GOO!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .   When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
 hopefully.
God:
 I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
 thats cause i am yo momma.
God:
Thanks for explaining  it.
Me:
 you welcome ihoe.

 
MuShY BrAiN!
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