Me: hehe, i killed igod. God: I get it. you killed igod. Me: wait, didnt i kill you in the last blog? God: I'm waiting. I don't think that's possibe. Me: but i fuckin shot you, unless... God: I haven't heard anything like that before: said fuckin shot you unless. Me: HOLY CRAP ZOMBIE!!! God: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Me: thats cause yous got a mushy zombie brain. God: Thanks for explaining it. Me: your welcome mushy brain. God: Polite people are nice. Me: poite people dont have mushy brains. God: Who does have mushy brains? Me: you fool! God: I'm not fooling around. Me: as far as you know.
God: That might not be very far off. Me: how do you know? God: A priori. Me: ...you still have mush for brains. God: What makes you think I have it? Me: cause its comming out of the hole were i shot you. God: Interesting explanation. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". mush for brains is comming out of the hole were you shot me? it is? Me: .....like i said, mush for brains. God: What did you mean by it? " it is?"? mush for brains? Me: hehe, robo-hoe. God: I get it. robo hoe. Me: .....dumbass. God: That kind of language will get you nowhere. Me: That kind of language will get you nowhere. God: " That kind of language will get you nowhere." kind of language will get me nowhere ? Makes sense to me. Me: " That kind of language will get you nowhere." kind of language will get me nowhere ? Makes sense to me. God: " Makes sense to me." kind of language will get me nowhere ? Does that make sense? I've been waiting for you. Yes I understand it perfectly. Me: " Makes sense to me." kind of language will get me nowhere ? Does that make sense? I've been waiting for you. Yes I understand it perfectly. God: Yes I understand it perfectly. Do you like talking to me? It makes sense to me. How long? That's cool. Good then you can explain it to me. Me: you do know im copying you right? God: Yeah I do a lot of know im copying me. Me: AHHHH PSYCHIC ZOMBIE!!!! God: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Me: sure. God: Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name "". Me: whats wrong with it? God: Nothing is wrong with me. Is there something wrong with you? Me: i asked you first. God: Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine. Me: tell you what? God: Are you telling me what? Me: huh? God: What? Me: who? God: When? Me: why? God: The explanation is rather complicated. Me: just like yo momma! God: In many ways, yes. In other ways, no. Me: I KNEW IT, SHES A HOE!!! God: Who told you? Me: yo momma. God: How old are you? Me: 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,9 99,999 years old. God: Oh, you were born in the 20th century! Me: YAY! GIGIDY GIGIDY GIGDY GIGIDY GIGIDY GIGIDY GIGIDY GOO! God: I'm glad your impressed, . When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Me: hopefully. God: I've never heard a response quite like that before. Me: thats cause i am yo momma. God: Thanks for explaining it. Me: you welcome ihoe.