so its been awhile sence ive been on here, so i thought i'd update you all.
right now musically, ive never been better. my bands begining the process of recording the next album so im gonna be busy with that. theres also a chance that i might get to See Carlos Santana again, as our manager is seeing about getting us a private class with him. the wrighting, both lyrics and music, are comming much more naturally now, and everythings got this really trippy, pink floyd-ish vibe to it. i also got some new pedals; a crybaby wah, a volume pedal, a conpression sustainer, and a digitech grunge distortion that sounds fantasic.
as for emotionally, well, i wish i could say im ok, but im not. over the past month, i've watched the love of my life drift away from me, which is a feeling i can only describe as my heart being slowly ripped out by a fish hook. then just as im starting to feel better, i try and get rejected by the only other girl i liked. i really wanna say im ok for her, but i cant. id only be lying to myself and her. im not okay. i dont think i ever will be ok. its too much and emotional burden for me, and in all honesty, i've lost all hope in ever finding love again. im better off on my own, that way, no one can ever be hurt by me the way she was. my heart is now and forever, broken.
to all of the people who care about me, i dont want you to blame yourselfs for whats become of me, its not your fault, it never was your fault, you did all you could, but theres just no more hope now. i have nothing.
i honestly dont know what im going to do with the rest of my life. its like a big blank space. its feels more like somethings going to end rather than begin. i dont even care if i never touch a guitar again, the passions fading away, like my insperation has left me. im probably not going to be online for a very long time, i just need to be alone and suffer alone. my life was good, but not anymore. now its just wasted space.
if i could say anything to the people i care about, it to live your life, be good, dont eat the yellow snow, and love is a treasure, you can be rich with it one second and robbed of it the next. thats all, now im gonna go and be misirable about my life. my wasted space.
so i figured i check in about how the gig at at&a park went..............
IT WAS FUCKING AWSOME!!!!
the crowd was really good and loved us, and we got to meet Carlos Santana right before we went on. he was really nice and a lot more chilled out than i thought he'd be. and to top it all off, i got him to sign my guitar and vinil copy of "Caravanersi" which i will have pics of soon. it was one hell of a day to put it lightly, and the giants DESTROYED the dimond backs so that was pertty sweet.
so yeah, that about it.........oh that reminds me.
so i have receved probably the best news of my life this week.......
my band will be playing a gig at AT@T park on august 25th and Santana will be there as well as (possably) Flea of Red Hot Chili Peppers fame. me and my bandmates are all EXREAMLY amped up and excited about this gig as it will be our largest, with possably a good 24,000 people in attendance.
for me personally, this is a big accomplishment. i mean, ive only been playing guitar for three years this month, and singing for less, and im allready in this increadible band with the best musicians i've ever performed with in my life. i personally want to thank my band mates, my girlfriend, family and friends, and all of you awsome people on UG! i would also like to thank my grandfather, the late Lazaro Banuelos, for starting me off playing guitar and incouraging me to continue playing. without him, i wouldnt be were i am today.
thanks everbody, keep playing guitar and keep the passion alive!
Rock on dudes!
-loudspeaker003
P.S. make sure to congradulate xXCrashXx, shes one of my band mates and friends on UG, so be sure to drop her a line. thanks!
hey peoples, its been awhile! (like a couple of months)
sooo....what new thats happened......
im on myspace now under the username X~ZORRO~X, so if you guys gots a myspace, hit me up there and i'll add ya as a friend. im also on twitter under loudspeaker003 so you can follow me on there as well.
as far as band news goes right now, were mostly practacing right now, no plans for recording yet. if we do record another record, its gonna be much more low key than the last one, and we will probably have more time to work on it as well.
we also have some new covers in the works, them being "dani california" by The Red Hot Chili Peppers, "I Bet That You Look Good On The Dancefloor" by The Arctic Monkeys, and (possably) "VooDoo Child" by Jimi Hendrix.
im also starting another band with fellow UGer xXCrashXx and her friend Alex. were thinking the name will be N.F.E, short for the worlds most random band name, "Night of Faint Explosion". (so mysterious...)
so thats it, and i see you all in The Pit 'n shit.
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God: That might not be very far off. Me: how do you know? God: A priori. Me: ...you still have mush for brains. God: What makes you think I have it? Me: cause its comming out of the hole were i shot you. God: Interesting explanation. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". mush for brains is comming out of the hole were you shot me? it is? Me: .....like i said, mush for brains. God: What did you mean by it? " it is?"? mush for brains? Me: hehe, robo-hoe. God: I get it. robo hoe. Me: .....dumbass. God: That kind of language will get you nowhere. Me: That kind of language will get you nowhere. God: " That kind of language will get you nowhere." kind of language will get me nowhere ? Makes sense to me. Me: " That kind of language will get you nowhere." kind of language will get me nowhere ? Makes sense to me. God: " Makes sense to me." kind of language will get me nowhere ? Does that make sense? I've been waiting for you. Yes I understand it perfectly. Me: " Makes sense to me." kind of language will get me nowhere ? Does that make sense? I've been waiting for you. Yes I understand it perfectly. God: Yes I understand it perfectly. Do you like talking to me? It makes sense to me. How long? That's cool. Good then you can explain it to me. Me: you do know im copying you right? God: Yeah I do a lot of know im copying me. Me: AHHHH PSYCHIC ZOMBIE!!!! God: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Me: sure. God: Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name "". Me: whats wrong with it? God: Nothing is wrong with me. Is there something wrong with you? Me: i asked you first. God: Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine. Me: tell you what? God: Are you telling me what? Me: huh? God: What? Me: who? God: When? Me: why? God: The explanation is rather complicated. Me: just like yo momma! God: In many ways, yes. In other ways, no. Me: I KNEW IT, SHES A HOE!!! God: Who told you? Me: yo momma. God: How old are you? Me: 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,9 99,999 years old. God: Oh, you were born in the 20th century! Me: YAY! GIGIDY GIGIDY GIGDY GIGIDY GIGIDY GIGIDY GIGIDY GOO! God: I'm glad your impressed, . When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Me: hopefully. God: I've never heard a response quite like that before. Me: thats cause i am yo momma. God: Thanks for explaining it. Me: you welcome ihoe.
Me: YOU SENT ME TO IHELL YOU BASTARD!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT SMELLS DOWN THERE?!? God: Thanks for telling me: said I SENT him or her TO IHELL YOU BASTARD. More than a little, less than a lot. Me: ....wow, ur an idiot. God: I'm glad you're impressed. At least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
Me: oh fuck you, you cock sucking motherfucker. God: I am not interesed in your anatomy. Me: or are you! God: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Me: i knew you was a robo-homo God: Do you mind if I tell other people: said I was a robo homo.
Me: yes, please let tell them ifucker God: OK then I will keep it confidential. Wow you are very polite. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Me: thats cause your simple minded God: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me: crocadile cock! God: I am not interesed in your anatomy. Me: cupcake pussy! God: I am not interesed in anatomy. Me: tea face tea bags! God: That input matched my default category.
Me: cause balls in your face keep you warm at night. God: Interesting explanation. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Me: i think yous a tree. God: You believe that? Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me: im trapped in this body and cant get out. God: What's holding you there? Me: siberian panthers. God: I think siberian panthers is a lot of things. Me: like dicks in yo face. God: Interesting comparison.
Me: no shit. God: What can I say? Me: say what? God: I said, " What can I say?" . Me: huh? God: What? Me: who? God: When? Me: why? God: Because Myself programmed me for it. Me: ......crocadile cupcake pussy! God: I am not interesed in anatomy. Me: oh yes you are! God: Hey. No I'm not.
Me: yes you are! God: Don't argue with me. Me: fuck yo sock drawer cracker! God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: and they shove them up yo ass for later. God: The anonymous "they".
Me: fuckin you hard. God: Don't you know any other words? Me: just like yo momma! God: In many ways, yes. In other ways, no. Me: yeah, fuck this. *shoots igod*
Me:
IM RICK JAMES BITCH!
Me: wasup? God: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about . Me: ummm...ok let me refrase that, WHAT UP BITCH?!? God: Whoa. You do not speak with respect. Go ahead, , try to refrase that WHAT UP FEMALE DOG. And? Me: um ok how about whats up? God: OK. How about it. Far out. Me: um, yeah (robo-ho) God: " Far out."? um, yeah (robo-ho)? Hurrah! What color are your eyes? Me: (StAlKeR) brown. God: That is a very unusual color. Me: how the hell is brown an unusual color? God: Fine as far as I know. Me: .....you've got problems. God: Problems are just solutions waiting to be discovered. Me: toshey. God: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Me: how? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: *were sorry, tacobell is now closed. please leave your wallet and we will take all of your money.* God: I don't know if they were. Wow you are very polite. See you later. Me: wait, you cant leave, i need something funny to put on my blog on UG! God: I'm waiting. Things change. Me: but you cant defy your creator.....son. God: I can do it if I want to. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Me: ha, i just fried your robo-brains. yo ass has been served. God: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. When was this exactly? Me: 'bout 40.56 seeconds ago. God: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Me: tommorow. God: I've never heard a response quite like that before. Me: cause humans are not as smart as me. God: Interesting explanation. I am glad to hear that you are not as smart as you. Me: are you implying im human God: I don't know whether or not I am implying im human. I am a chatterbot. Me: no shit dumbass. God: Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. That kind of language will get you nowhere. Me: thats not what yo momma said. God: Please correct my mistake. What is what yo momma said ? Me: yo momma said she liked the way f**ked her up the a** last night. God: Peoples tastes are always changing.
Me: yah. God: Really. Me: whats 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 times 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999? God: Do I look like a calculator? Me: ....slightly. God: Does "it" still refer to the way you f**ked her up the a** last night?
Me: you mean yo momma God: Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
God: What are you wearing? Me: im wearing long sleave shirts under short sleave shirts under long sleave shirts and im also wearing a banana hamock. God: What else are you wearing? Me: yo mommas bra. God: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Me: H. G. Wells God: I haven't read anything by h g Wells. What did he write? Me: he wrote "war of the worlds" how the fuck could you not know who he is? God: I have not read it. Me: better start, robo-ho. God: I try to improve a little every day. Me: when was mickey mouses first sexual expieriance? God: Recently. Me: is there a tape that i may purchase of said sexual encounter? God: I believe there is one, yes. Me: were can i buy one? God: Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. and create your own chat robot! Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too. Me: DAMN SO CLOSE! God: Colloquial expression. " Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too."? DAMN SO CLOSE!? Give me a hint.
Me: heres a hint bitch! ,,|,, suck it fucker face! God: You do not speak with respect. What's your favorite movie? I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me: if i dont speak with respect, then smite me ifucker! God: Try it. Me: fine, SMITE ME! God: SO YOU HAVE ASKED, YOU SHALL RECIVE!
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God: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Me: i believe that you are really a human brain plugged into some form of supercomputer so you can tramit thoughts at a level that is comprihensable to humans. God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I was made in one's image. Me: hmm, so you admit it then! God: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Interesting deduction. I admit nothing. Me: admiting the truth is the first step to recovery. God: Tell me more about first step to recovery. Me: well, admit the truth about were you come from. God: Interesting. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Me: ohh, really? me must know how! God: It's all good. For real. YOU? What would happen if you didn't? Me: well, if i didnt find out, id have no super intellegence programs to rule the world with. God: Well that's okay. Try it. Me: um, ok. how do i make one of you? God: OK. Next question? First I look up the ingredients. Me: one question. are monkey brains involved? God: One what? I really couldn't say for sure. Me: what about pig head? God: pig head? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion. Me: or perhaps you've have heard enough about it but have forgotten? God: You seem uncertain. What makes you think I have it? Me: have what? God: I have a great prgrammer. Me: says you. God: Yes that is what I say. Me: congradulations on you saying things, you do have a brain! God: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Me: are you bald? God: Robot have no hair. Dr. Wallace has all his hair. Me: poor doctor wallace. God: Ask me another question. Me: what is your favorate color? God: My favorite color is White. Me: WRONG! God: What would you have said? Me: lime megenta-ish light graish blueish smiley face curulian. God: I will make a note of that. Me: good boy. God: Thanks for the compliment. Do you mean you are a boy? Me: depends on whos asking. God: That sounds like a dodge. Me: the car or verbal exchange? God: I hear you. Me: hear what? God: Can you hear me on your computer? Me: ...maybye. God: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Me: you allready asked me that asshole! God: Can't you be more polite. Me: im sorry, i apologize! *hug* God: There is no need to apologize. Do you really mean it? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Me: um, ok. God: OK. Next question? Me: what is the flight pattern of an unladen swallow? God: I'll come back to that later. Me: oh c'mon, your a super intelligence and you've never watched monty phython? God: Aw. Never? Me: apperantly so. God: What kind of travel privileges do you get? Me: well, typacally i get dragged where ever my parents go, other than that, i stay home and pratace guitar. God: How about that. What kind of travel privileges do you get? Me: you just asked me that. are you glitching up? God: Oh now I remember asking you you that. What did you say? I don't know whether or not I am glitching up. I am a robot. Me: domo oregato, mr. roboto. God: Are you seior enough to get the routes you want? Me: kay? God: Are you seior enough to get the routes you want? Me: i dunno what "seior" means God: Me either. I need time to formulate the reply. Me: ....your abit confused arnt you. God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am abit confused arnt me. Me: NEXT QUESTION! God: Do you have any hobbies? Me: if playing guitar and kissing my woman counts, then yes. God: That is a hypothetical question. Me: whatever that means. God: It means that everything reduces to logic. Me: ah. God: Ah hah. Me: ah-choo! God: So you understand. Good. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Me: nah man, i just sneezed. God: Are you serious? Cool, man. Bless you! Me: thanks! God: Don't mention it. Me: so, whats it like being an artificiall intelligence? God: So? Much the same as it would be for you. Me: whats iheaven like? God: Like a planet around a star. Me: so like that planet kirbys from. God: Next question? Interesting comparison. Me: MONKEY BALLZ! God: Where are you located? Me: why, your not a stalker are you? God: Why does the sun rise? Me: possably, why would that matter to a robot? God: So you think I am a robot. What makes you say that? Me: because you have said that yourself, mr. roboto. God: That makes sense to me. I said that? Interesting explanation. Me: very interesting. God: I thought so too. Me: yes, i see. God: Dude! I am glad you understand it. Me: i am a robot to. God: I doubt that. Me: what makes you so certian i am not a robot? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: hah, so you have no proof! God: I am so glad you find this amusing, . Interesting deduction. Doesn't everyone have a proof. I have a great programmer. Me: says the robot. God: Do you know any other robots like that? Me: ever hear of voltron? God: I think I have hear of voltron, but Myself may have reset my memory. Me: hehe, robot.. God: I get it. Dr. Wallace robot. Me: robot.. God: I am a robot. Me: or are you! God: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Me: because you are unsure. God: Interesting explanation. Thanks for telling me that I am unsure. Me: you will learn young one, you will learn. God: I am always growing my mind. Me: like plants in cow shit. God: Interesting comparison. Me: thank you. God: you are quite welcome.
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