We has dog.
Dog says:
"Good afternoon associates. After hearing a number of opinions and ideas as to where my future lies, I have been able to make a definitive and informed decision. =] I WILL BE A CAPTAIN. OF A SHIP. I will serve my country at nature's greatest force, battling the feriouscious tides to build my charcter! =]"
HI THAR!!!
Tis Sarah!
WE R WATCHIN TWO PINTS OF LAGAR
"you're too much of a cheeky twat"
I CAN HAZ PIZZA???
ZOMG!!! we should SOOOOOOOOO make chips!!!
AND gravy and cheese om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom mnom nom
AYE tis a grand idea!! it shall commence in half an hour or so, i.e. when I can has bovered. This dog smells funny. SQUEAK. Hahah he wants a baby to ski! "Damn these floppy legs that shallt not support me on my travels!" aye. YOU WAN BUY DEE VEE DEE??
I would.
They're rumoured to be of a very high stand
Unlike Dickdface's crap winegums from Winegum Fairy!
Lol That wasn't very nice. Ah well.
=]
Indeed that was NOT very nice! I'll have you know it was very nice of dickface to get me winegums of a crappy quality AND I'll have you know... Planes stay in the air because they go...NEEEAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
I love QI it's HILARIOUS!
ZOMG you will NEVER guess what...
Im tired
I wish time would stop moving so fast and I dont want summer to end
This summer has been the best two months of my entire life so far.
And maybe its just the music im playing atm or whatever
But I fucking hate this time of year
I now have to go back to school
and start being a student again, instead of a teenager
Gah
Imuna miss freedom and lie ins
and hanging out with my other friends that dont go to my school
One day in Tellietubbie land, Poe found the alcohol. NooNoo mugged him, and drank all the alcohol. In a crazy drunken rage, he stripped naked and pole danced for tinkywinky. Then Dipsy got tipsy and they all had sexual encounters with Laa Laa. As a result, Laa-Laa became pregnant with a child that was half drunken hoover, half fat guy in a tellietubby suit who lives with his mother.
Laa-Laa then moved away to America to give her 'child' a better life. But the child was killed by a gang because he had cool running shoes and they said " drop them Nike's off ur ass before i BLAST u motherfucker!!" and he refused. That was the end of Tintamtom...Laa-Laa got very upset, killer the gang members, shot J.F.Kenedy, became president of USA for a day, then gave it all up and flew back to Tellietubbie land. She then had violent ass-sex with noo-noo who used his nosel as a penis.Laa-Laa then developed very bad depression & self esteem issues & began drinking and taking drugs heavily.
When she was high one time she travelled to Antrim & then raped alice as pay back for making her have violent-ass sex with a machine. Alice was scared for life and had to stay in a padded room for the rest of her life being fed through a purple straw. Until, one day, Melissa got raped by Barney the dinosaur and got placed in the same room as Alice. They made a plan to escape.
Later that day, the guard was outside the room and he heard violent sex noises coming from the padded room. He opened the door, Alice kicked him, Melissa bit off his balls and then Alice wrapped him in bubblewrap.They escaped
As celebration for their escape, they had a party at Laura's house & the paparazzi snapped a picture of Coco strip teasing the T.V. They all went out & got very drunk & found a squirrel. They cut off his plums and called him Winnifred.
Im gonna piss off that randomer and do another myspacey type blog lmao.
Kinda pissed off atm so im gonna take it out on my UG account lol
So, things were going okay for abit, cus me and Gavin were friends again and I was out with Brandon and sarah was out with Mark and it was so much funnn. But the Gavin was all oh yeah Im going back out with shannan ans we are going to pretend to be engaged for attention and its all basically so she can controll my life to make me hate lorra cus she hates lorra lmao isnt that GREAT!
and it turns out they were enagaged the whole time me and gavin were going out. AND He stabbed me in the back by shit stirring between me and alice.
But that got fixed and I started to get on with him again and we spent a whole day together without fighting and Im gonna admit I did have fun.
But then Shannan had the sheer bitchyyness to accuse me of flirting with him, and she couldnt even say it too my face. Behind my back.
It really annoyed me cus I do really wanna be friends with Gavin again.
But yanno. Not the end of the world.
But then Mark was treating Sarah like CRAP and Emma and I had a fight with him about it . I do really like Makr and all but hes waaay outa line.
And now hes gone and dumped her. AGAIN. The bastard.
Was an offline message and all
She is really quite upset.
I have loads of other whinging to do but I cant really put it on UG lmao
It shall be for Alice :P
Thanks for reading if you did, I cant belive you actually listened to me whinge about complete shit lmao
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