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Thursday, November 15, 2007

A fucking massive rant.

Current mood: infuriated

Views: 494
Comments: 14
Yep. Youtube is shit. And so is vista.
 
Ive just been doing some work on my laptop, and I decided "Lets stick on some music". So I downloaded limewire and tried to connect.
 
Alas. Vista doesnt allow it.
 
So I go to youtube, type in my song, and EVERY FUCKING VIDEO I GO TO DOWNLOADS AT 1 FUCKING KILOBYTE A SECOND.
so i get that annoying fucking jutter every few seconds while im trying to listen to the song.
 
Any its not just that one video. Its every fucking video I go on.
Youtube sucks. End of story.
 
 
Vista. Vista is the biggest pile of crap Ive every laid my hands on. It crashes every 10 seconds. It takes 20 fucking minutes to shut down, and when i think I can go bed, it automati-fucking-ally restarts itself.
 
I get constant permission errors. "Vista needs your permission to do read this file." "Vista needs your permission to install this program" "vista needs your permission to edit your fucking permissions"
 
It crashes when i start it up. When i load the internet. When i go onto my FTP account. When I open filezilla.
 
The only thing it does fucking right is play that shitty mahjon tiles game. Yea, great peice of work.
 
 
I hate my web hosting company. "We guarentee 99.5% uptime". My fucking ass does it. My website has been down for around 2 days in the last week. Everytime I email support it takes a day for them to reply.
 
I decided to phone them instead. They put me on hold, for 30 god dammed mother fucking minutes and then decide to stick me on the phone to someone whos accent is so fucking broad I need a translater just to get the jist of what their trying to tell me.
 
 
House keys. I got locked out my house today because I've lost my keys.
Normally this wouldnt be a problem, when my girlfriend leaves the house, she hides the keys somewhere. However this time, she took them to work with her. So i was stuck outside on the doorstep for 1 and a half fucking hours, in 9 degree temperature in shorts and a hoody.
 
 
Mailing lists. I hate 'em. Ive been getting spam email for the last 2 weeks from a certain website. 2 emails a day. Infact, it got to the point where I emailed the bloke in charge.
 
This is what i wrote:
"would you take my fucking email off your mailing list.
Ive clicked on the "REMOVE FROM MAILING LIST" button at the bottom of the fucking email and Im still getting what seems to be like 2 emails every fucking day.
 
Quit spamming my fucking email.
"
 
 
 
 
 
Outcome for today?
1) I feel like a cunt.
2) Ive learned fuck is my favourite word.
3) Take anger classes.
4:47 pm - 14 comments - 8 Kudos - Report!
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zappp wrote on Nov 15th, 2007 1:00pm

let me know what are you hosting needs, I could recommend you some good companies man :)

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RockFreak000 wrote on Nov 15th, 2007 1:23pm

Hehe this is amusing

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blue_strat wrote on Nov 21st, 2007 10:21am

http://www.extremetech.com/article2/0,1697,2110596 ,00.asp

Should help with the Vista problem :).

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buzz wrote on Dec 8th, 2007 9:11pm

blue strat you deserve to have 25 naked angels waiting for you in heaven when you die. great link!! stopped me throwing my PC out the window!!

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deluxity wrote on Dec 12th, 2007 2:10pm

hahaha

if your shorts where purple, you probably turned green at some point

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Seth Shadows wrote on Dec 16th, 2007 10:45am

uhmmmmmmmm............ *hugs*

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Shaggadellicfuz wrote on Dec 28th, 2007 4:53pm

Linux is the answer!

Serious. Go for Ubuntu. They'll mail it to you, and they'll even pay the shipping and handling.

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albinokrikit wrote on Feb 1st, 2008 2:16pm

man that sux...my vista isnt that bad tho it does take awile to turn off n the permission thing pisses me off

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Sorella wrote on Feb 3rd, 2008 2:42pm

That's kind of comical, but I feel your pain.

But dude, you totally left us wondering, what did the dude reply with? :D

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51N wrote on Feb 14th, 2008 7:55pm

i agree with every thing u just talked about rite on lmfao but it was funny

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Mettliccaa wrote on Feb 18th, 2008 11:20am

Vista=shit.

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Iheartnirvana wrote on Feb 18th, 2008 9:29pm

vista sucks

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t3h guitar n00b wrote on Apr 9th, 2008 9:28pm

Vista isn't THAT bad. Once you disable UAC, which is responsible for all the things like: "ARE U SURE U WANT TO OPEN UP FIREFOX, IT WILL DOWNLOAD VIRUS LOLOL". Google it.

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rancidryan wrote on May 30th, 2008 7:31am

yep vista truely is shit for me it likes to turn its self on and stuff and then refuses to shut down and yeah crashes every 2 minutes :(

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