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I enjoy my life, it's rather pleasing
Girlfriend's boobs are nice, I'm often squeezing
I go about my daily business, just a normal fellow
BUT THERE IS ONE SUBJECT FOR WHICH I LOSE MY MELLOW
There is such a beast, such a nasty vermin
That inspires in me a certain 1940's German
I despise all that they do and how they live their lives
If it were my choice, I would curse them with anal hives


Before you call racism and start your outcryins
You should know something... I'm talking about felines

They lick their own asses after shitting in the box
When I see them, I kick them in their cocks
Boy kittens always running around and playing with each other
If you separate them at birth and reunite, they'll fuck their own mother
Bastard always sits on the newspaper whilst I read
That's it, you little shit, it's time to BLEED!
I'll decorate my walls with little kitten pieces
Cook your Mother in a stew and feed it to your nieces


I'm on a one man quest, no matter the cost
IT'S A MOTHER FUCKING KITTY CAT HOLOCAUST!

...What dear? No, I'm not on drugs!..
I'm just talking to the kitty cat, sharing love and hugs.
Go back to bed, I'll come in a minute
Just let me finish petting this little shit.
You're a lucky bastard cuz if I, chop you with a blade
Chances are my girl would hate me and I'd, never get laid
Safe you are for now, go and be lazy
You're so gay I'm naming you Patrick Swayze
Get off my lap you fuck and go, do some pouncing
There's some titties in my bed that I , should be bouncing.