Favorite bands :
Free speech is just a caricature of a sunset
Favorite guitarists :
Jester Tippleton
Favorite bassists :
Ketamine Kerry
Favorite books :
FOCKIN NEVR RED A BUK IN MA LIEF M9
Favorite tv :
Sesame Streets 'The Letter A',
Pokemon series 034943934943 Ashes Final Final Final Final washed up past its sell by date franchise attempt to capture the rainbow pikachewwi,
Dog Food Adverts,
The Tentacle Hour,
Stumpletons big rant,
Documentaries On Stars,
The Toothpaste Family,
Canningtons Journey To The Moon Parts 1 and 9 only,
Lex Davids' Convulated Teenage Melodrama,
BW Nostalgia (Entire Series),
The HIP HOLIDAY HAPPENINGS OF THE FANTASTIC PLASTIC TASTICS,
The Guide To Why The Rainbow Terminated Here,
The Pointless Misadventures And Tedious Misunderstandings Of Oxygen Thief And Muddle Milly,
Choccy Doccys Fantasgasmical Recipes For Whale Fillets And Other Nearly Extinct Animals With Myspace Links To All The Latest Endangered Mammal Bling,
Doctor Tippletons Xtremely Unnecessary Surgery On Attractive Women With Low Self Esteem,
One Day Hector the Hebridian Moon Bear Wakes Up And Discovers His Faveeeeeeee brand of Pumpkin Juice Is Now A Limited Buy One Get One Free Special Offer JOB Down At *THE* cool kid creek, so off he goes and passes GeGGy the Lemon Jelly Bean Who Has Discovered The theory of SoCIOpolitical Mechanisms Relating to Doorknobs, but while this engages the colour green it isn't quite what Stumpy the (Climactic HAPPENIN OMG THAT GIRL IZZZZ FITTTTT MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEE) gooseZORZ is after, he feels a deeper meaning and finds it in the stellar world of 2 dimensional puzzles.
Therefore ATTICUS 'DA FINAL CUT!' deplock is destined to die alone and finds solace in tteh UB3R 'LEET' WPRLD PF PRTYS N DA KOOOK CONZARTS WIVVV MA M9'S N (garden) HOES LIEK VIOLET (TOO GOOD FOR UU!) VIVIANO, Annnyway, all this simply means is that easter egg island wont get its shipment of honey nut cheerios this year and thats just heartbreaking isn't it? yes, yes it is you oxygen thief, :/.
But while all this amazingly interesting teenage noir anime comic is going on, Sally (cos diamonds the common as shit rock obtained by gunpoint labour in a WEERRR DA FUCK IZZ THAT!?!?!?!?! country really are a girls best friend(...)) Savvington chooses to ignore all this and go down to see the latest billionaire break dance at the Jungle House in Bexhill and she has a damn good time, a damn good time alright? But the point is my name is Lex, and I'm very pleased to meet you =)
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